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It was only supposed to be casual. Just rules on parchment, a way to keep things nice and easy. But somewhere between French Men, Socks being stolen, and Christmas mornings, the rules stopped mattering.
What mattered was him.
What mattered was love.Enemies with Benefits takes place over two years, and follows Harry and Draco shagging senselessly but ultimately getting themselves sorted.
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13 Mar 2026
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All's Fair in Love and Post-Production by kuchi_sabishii
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2025
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Because of a lost bet, Harry is now a contestant on Dean's first-ever wizarding reality dating show. He started out sceptical but willing to play along; three weeks later, he just wants out.
He hates everything: the sun, the cameras, the kissing, the “challenges,” the emotional manipulation.
And then Draco Malfoy walks in.
Hermione was right. This is a psychological experiment.
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Or: “oh no, he’s hot”
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Or: The silly Love Island parody no one asked for.
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11 Mar 2026
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On the verge of summer 2013, the democratically elected Wizengamot is hung: an ancient law calls in the sacred families to oversee affairs until the next elections.
Draco Malfoy has also been summoned, which is unpleasant enough: he loved spending his summers in Rome, not in stuffy rooms. To make matters worse, his friends always found a way to make things harder for him. Potter did, too.
And yes, sure, the secret tumultuous relationship he had with him 13 years prior also made things pretty complicated.
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09 Mar 2026
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Never in England by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for orolin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2025
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Harry and Draco keep hooking up at out-of-town work events. Back home they pretend like everything’s normal in front of their friends. Both have been fine with this arrangement, until one of them falls in love.
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04 Mar 2026
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It’s Pansy’s fault, really, for inviting Draco’s Quidditch star ex and his new boytoy to her wedding cruise. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing is more desperate than asking the only other wizard in England who can compete in both looks and fame to fake being in love with him for seven days.
The fact that Potter is also his boss, roommate, and occasional friend should make it easier.
So Draco has it handled. Everything is fine.
Draco's an exceptional liar and Potter is…well, admittedly Potter is becoming a problem.
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03 Mar 2026