smallamountsofmonster
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It’s not that Clarke is a bad witch. She’s not - she’s arguably a very good witch. It’s just that sometimes she gets a little hyperfocused on a project and forgets that contaminants are a thing, and her apartment isn’t, she supposes, the best environment to be experimenting. But it’s not like she can just haul these side projects into the lab, tinkering with unstable ingredients and questionable legality next to Susan from Accounting, who has been working on a charm to remotely collect past due balances for the past year and a half.
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“You’re not the best at secrets,” she said as gently as she could, and Kara gasped.
"I beg your pardon,” she said when she was done stuttering through a pointedly incredulous laugh. “I am great at secrets.”Kara thinks she's a lot sneakier than she is.
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“Can’t make it,” she said when Lexa answered.
“What?” Lexa already sounded exasperated.
“Anya said no.” There was a pause.
“Which Anya? My Anya?”
“No, our Anya.”
“Clarke, that is ridiculous. Our Anya is four.” Clarke nodded into the phone, shoving it between her ear and shoulder so she could scoop the little girl up in her arms. She settled her on her hip and shrugged.
“She made some good points.”
Or: Clarke and Lexa attend a fundraiser and leave their daughter with a sitter, which nobody expected to end well. -
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“Hey,” Clarke brushed dust off her robes and moved closer to her.
“What are you doing here, Clarke?”
“I need to talk to you. I’ve been waiting here for ages. Also we need to discuss why the password to the Slytherin common room is ‘Clarke Griffin is a Hufflepuff.’” Lexa smirked at her.
“It was Anya’s week to pick.”OR: A Hogwarts AU where Clarke breaks her wand, ignores her feelings, and nearly ruins everything.
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Clarke was pacing as she muttered, “I don’t know where to start.” She was stopped by Octavia’s fist slamming into her shoulder.
“Get it together, Griffin,” she barked.
“You hit me really hard.”
“Shut up,” Octavia snapped. “I’m going to do your hair, and I’m not going to chase you around the room.”
“You’re not allowed to punch a bride,” Clarke said.Has anyone ever been to a wedding where anything went right?
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Paris outs herself and Rory during a televised argument with Michele Bachmann. Peskiest of all is the fact that Paris and Rory aren't actually dating. A documentary crew wants to make Paris And Rory's Modern Stars Hollow Family anyway. Meanwhile, Rory goes slowly and quietly nuts. (And doesn't like Paris like that -- why would you even suggest such a thing?? Not that ... anyone did.)
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10 Sep 2016
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prison comedy, told out of order and out of line.
lexa has the worst prison id number ever, raven needs to expand her vocabulary, clarke can't mop, and putting octavia behind the kitchen line is tantamount to reckless endangerment.
complete.
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12 Jul 2016
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welcome to the new age (this is it, the apocalypse) by jacklavigne
Fandoms: The 100 (TV)
08 Jun 2016
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What if Polaris wasn't the only part of the Ark to fall to the ground, ninety five years ago. What if the entire Ark fell with it?
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Instead of growing up among the stars, the people of the Ark grew up on the ground.
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27 May 2016
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Ginny sighed and slumped back in her seat. “You’re letting him win. He’s winning the breakup!”
“Everything you’re saying is ridiculous! You can’t win a breakup.”
“Obviously you can, and Ron is doing it!”
“You’re being childish. Not everything is about winning and losing.”
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Ron and Hermione have recently broken up, and Ginny — concerned for her best friend — has decided that the only thing for Hermione to do now is to date someone new to make Ron jealous. And who better than Hermione’s best friend (and coincidentally Ron’s younger sister) to drive him absolutely mental?
Fake Dating AU
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15 May 2016