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Mutually Beneficial Arrangements by snerk
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Aug 2022
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Jaster has spent the last seven years shoring up Mandalore's fragile independence, hoping against hope that the Republic will leave them alone long enough to find their feet. This treaty promises to ensure it- all Jaster needs to do is marry a Jedi. Well... one Jedi in particular.
Obi-Wan has spent three years fending off Chancellor Palpatine's increasingly unsettling attempts to ingratiate himself with his young Padawan. It's not his idea to marry Jaster, but if he's going to be offered up to a warlord either way, he's sure as hell going to make sure he gets something out of it.
And somewhere, a Sith-Lord has spent the last millennia plotting the fall of the Jedi, the Republic, and any other powers standing in his way. Mandalore seems ripe for the picking; all it needs is a spark.
aka, how i learned to stop worrying and love my (platonic) husband (that a sith-lord coerced me into marrying in order to ruin my life).
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Six years after Hogwarts falls to the Dark Lord, Harry Potter unmakes himself in the root cellar of an abandoned farmhouse, in Shropshire. He drags Voldemort with him. When Harry's presented the option to do it all again -to remake himself, and the world with him- he jumps at the chance. But being remade isn't so simple as all that, and the new world is more different than Harry anticipated.
He... maybe should have asked a few questions before jumping headfirst into reincarnation.
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Qui-Gon doesn't make it out of the hangar during The Phantom Menace. This changes things.
Featuring: a very stressed Obi-Wan, a Qui-Gon who'd like to go home now please, and a whole lot of self-indulgent tropes stuffed in a trench-coat that I will call 'plot'.
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To Build a Home by hoperesurrected
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Feb 2026
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Ilya drops to his knees and finds a sleeping baby in a tiny pink bunny patterned onesie. It feels illegal for something to be this small. Who would do something like this? Surely a mother somewhere would be sick with worry. Then he sees a folded square of paper tucked into the side of the car seat. He unfolds it to a note – Ilya, I can’t keep her. She’s yours.
Ilya undoes the car seat buckle as fast as his shaking hands will allow. Slowly, carefully, he lifts her from her car seat and settles her in his arms. The baby stirs, and when she opens her eyes, they’re the clearest blue he’s ever seen – a mirror image of his own.
He is so fucked.
Or, Ilya very suddenly stumbles into parenthood, Shane isn't a step dad he's the dad who stepped up, and Hayden Pike might not be so bad after all.
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11 Feb 2026
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The bartender adds a lime to his drink, and passes it over the bar-top. "What do you think?"
Shane obediently takes a sip. "Oh," he says. "Yeah, that's great. What is it?"
"Vodka, ginger beer, and lime." The bartender starts polishing a glass. "Called a Moscow Mule."
Shane almost chokes. The Russian asshole can't even let him order a drink in peace.
Shane walks away and leaves Ilya with a belly-button full of jizz, half a tuna melt, and a broken heart
Instead of going to a bar and meeting Rose Landry...what if he goes home with the bartender?Or: shane has a fun lil gay awakening while ilya just crashes tf out. we will rejoin canon in tampa
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11 Feb 2026
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Growing Outward by quietonthelake
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Feb 2026
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“Good, well then that brings me to the real topic of conversation.” Another sigh from Coach Wiebe, “As I’m sure you’ve already guessed, those highlighted names have been offered rookie contracts and they’ve each expressed interest in living with a vet for their first year.”
Ilya felt his heart fall into his stomach, afraid of the next words to come out of his Coach’s mouth.
“We asked the rookies who they’d like to live with and, well, LaPointe wanted to board with you, Chouinard. And Young with you, Bood,” Wiebe then turned to Ilya who had frozen on the spot, “And Roz, Haas wants to live with you.”
Bood and Chouinard chuckled as they watched Ilya’s eyes widen in horror.
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Luca Haas was drafted 2nd overall by the Ottawa Centaurs in 2018. Two years later, he anxiously moved halfway across the world to play his rookie season with the team. He requested to live with Ilya Rozanov and they slowly became family.
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08 Feb 2026
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“You still want me to blow you later, yes?” Ilya murmurs a few minutes later, after he reluctantly pulls his fingers from Hollander’s mouth and washes his hands under the tap. His hands fall to either side of Hollander’s thighs where they rest on the counter.
Hollander only whines and nods his head hard enough that it knocks against Ilya’s shoulder, Ilya grabs the back of his neck and pulls him down. Hollander groans thankfully, panting wetly into his shoulder. Ilya doesn’t even care that Hollander is definitely smearing spit all over his tuxedo.
“You need to get through the rest of the night then,”
“But this feels so good.” Hollander slurs against his shoulder.
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or: small diversion from the bathroom scene in episode 2, in which Shane falls a little too hard too fast into subspace, and needs some help from ilyaSeries
- Part 1 of dom/sub hollonov
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08 Feb 2026
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something you can fix by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Dec 2025
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Maybe if the video ended there, Shane thought, it would be okay. Okayish. Still incriminating. Still a fucking disaster. Still embarrassing, to have his breakup with this beautiful actress filmed and disseminated on Reddit of all fucking places, but not a nail in his coffin, burying him alive. But the video didn’t end there.
“Can I ask if you’ve ever been with another guy?” she had to ask.
And he, tears visible in his eyes, had to nod.
Just once. Just a single nod.
Why did he have to nod?
“Have you ever told anyone that before?” He shook his head. “Was it different? With a guy?”
“Of course.”
Of course.
“Was it better?”
“Yes.”
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Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.
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