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Haruno Sakura. Her. A paranoid, pessimistic, 'I don't wanna die' oriented young woman that knows exactly where she stands in a world where Naruto and Sasuke exist. Not at the top.
This is our hero, people. She's the token teammate. And, you know what? That's fine. They don't get put into the bingo books. They get to go home to their families at the end of the day. This is fine.
No matter how hard her hot, blonde friend tries to convince her otherwise.
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- Part 1 of Bench Warmer
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- English
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- 153,098
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- 46/?
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04 Aug 2024
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Best Mistake by Lazarettta
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil (Movies - Anderson)
20 May 2025
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You live in New York. You’re a high-profile private security consultant—at least on paper, but it's clean, yet brutal when it counts. Everyone thinks you’ve got it together, a typical workaholic that's just damn good at risk management. Well…they're not wrong. But they don’t even know the half of it…
Truth is?...Behind that mask? You’re calculating. Cold when you need to be. Ruthless when the job demands it. You’ve spent your adult life toeing the line between order and chaos, living in the shadows despite your family name. And you’ve done it without slipping for years. Until her.
Miranda Aldea: the city’s ice-cold, press-polished ADA on the rise. Too smart, too composed, too dangerous—for both your peace and your profession. She wasn’t supposed to matter. It was only supposed to be one night. And yet? She’s the one thing that shakes you…That makes you want to be caught. Not by ‘them’ but by her.
Because sometimes your worst mistake… is also your best decision.
This is a modern-day Dimitrescu AU that started as a “Reader” fic (😭) but somehow became the Avery Reese Dimitrescu chaos train that literally nobody asked for but got anyway. 😅
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03 Jun 2024
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“So who am I to marry? I don’t recall Clan Dimitrescu’s jarl having a son.”
“She doesn’t,” your father told you.
You cocked a brow at him, not understanding the logistics of this agreement if Clan Dimitrescu did not have a male heir. But your father wasted no time in providing you an answer.
“You are going to marry her instead.”
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- English
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- 93,196
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- 9/?
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02 Jun 2024
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“It’s a lot easier for me to keep my grip on you when I can actually feel your body.”
The phrase feel your body said in Kara’s voice rattles around in Lena’s head like a pinball machine, but she manages to shrug her sweater off and throw it somewhere behind them before she can second-guess herself. Kara is looking comfortable in a loose white t-shirt, and when she takes Lena by the waist and puts Lena’s hand on her shoulder the texture of it is light and soft.
“Let’s start from square one,” Kara says, so kindly that her next words take a few seconds to register in Lena’s brain. She tightens her grip on Lena’s waist, and says with full confidence:
“Dancing is a lot like sex.”
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Against her better judgement Lena agrees to compete on Dancing with the Stars for the PR boost. When her chemistry with her partner Kara gets misconstrued by the press, there’s obviously only one solution.
AKA, a Dancing with the Stars/Fake Dating AU.
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- English
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- 140,829
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- 9/9
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30 Mar 2024
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This has to be my favorite one I have read through out all my years
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Ten years ago, Regina and Emma made headlines as the top fighting team in the United Realms. Together, they won competitions and wowed the universe. And then, on the eve of the championship match, Regina disappeared. Emma kept fighting, but never with a partner again.
Now, Regina has returned to the fight with a team of women determined to take the entire championship at any cost. The only thing standing in their way? A hurt and angry Emma Swan and her team.
And in the arena, the fight for victory will take more out of both of them than they'd ever anticipated.
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- English
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- 176,442
- Chapters:
- 27/27
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- 2
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19 Jan 2024
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Gloria doesn’t hate her job. In fact, she actually enjoys it most of the time. The only problem is her coworker.
The nightmare in the form of a person, the one who manages to ruin all of her days. The very tall, insufferably full of blonde and luscious hair, pink lips and always wearing a skirt just long enough to barely pass the point of being acceptable in the work environment… Barbie.
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The enemies to lovers glorbie AU everybody's been asking for.
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04 Dec 2023
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"I'd sooner swallow razor blades soaked in acid before I ever admitted out loud that I need Tori, but that wouldn't make it any less true." ;Jade/Tori;
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- English
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- 105,800
- Chapters:
- 39/39
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03 Oct 2023
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Marceline and Bonnie could never keep things from each other for long. When Marceline wants something Bonnie knows it, and she's more than happy to offer it.
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- 600
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- 1/1
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27 Aug 2023
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Lena wants to try giving Kara a bit of Red Kryptonite, in the bedroom. Only temporary effects of course, but long enough for Red K Kara to have lots of fun with Lena. Under the influence of Red Kryptonite Kara still proves she loves Lena, in a slightly more possessive and rough way then she normally would. It's sure to be a night for them both to remember.
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27 Aug 2023
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You and Vi have had a bit of a rocky start with you being royalty and all, but you like to think that you have a good relationship now. Even if Vi still insists on sneaking in trough a window like she's gonna rob the place. Vi is always careful, always there to protect you, sometimes though, it turns out she can get a bit over her head.
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27 Aug 2023
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nsfw arcane blurbs + one shots by orphan_account
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
20 Apr 2022
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Hi! This is just going to be a giant collection of blurbs about various arcane characters.
This is highly nsfw, and I will definitely be adding more characters, scenarios, etc.
I do take requests!
Also posted on tumblr at envyscherry.
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04 Jul 2023
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"Clarke, stop." Lexa whispered, although her hands stayed where they were.
"Ask me one more time, Lexa." Clarke dared, all teasing and playfulness gone.
"W-What?"
"Ask me one more time, Lexa. Ask me to stop and I will... For good."---
Rated M to be safe.
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03 Jul 2023
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For years, you have worked alone in the city of Zaun as the primetime arms dealer known as Pop Rocks. This is the life that you were forced to take after the uprooting of the Hound of the Underground and Silco's takeover. Sometimes, you wish you could go back to the life before, to the people you had before you lost everything.
That is, until one day, a magenta-haired woman comes strolling back into your shop as if no time had passed at all.
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03 Jul 2023
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It's hard to love someone who never lets you in. Tonight, you decide you can't stay and watch as JJ puts up more walls with you. But is seeing you with your bags packed and one foot out the door enough to finally drop JJ's walls?
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17 May 2023
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Five Times Emily Prentiss Doesn't Know That JJ Is Her Girlfriend (And One Time She Does) by SloanGreyMercyDeath
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
10 Oct 2020
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Emily has a hard time with her feelings and JJ has an oblivious girlfriend.
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- Part 5 of Criminal Minds 5 + 1 Fics
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- English
- Words:
- 13,115
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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11 May 2023
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a dissertation on the merits of hating your hot roommate by goon
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
30 Oct 2015
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You’re a pain in my ass, Emma almost says, and thinks better of it. Of the two hundred or so days she’s to spend cooped up with Regina Mills, at least one or two might be spent civilly and conjointly ignoring each other.
(AU: Emma Swan goes to college and gets a roommate).
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- English
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- 29,288
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- 7/7
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22 Apr 2023
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“Lena, she’s been staring at you for the last 5 minutes. Nonstop, I’m telling you,” Jess insists.
“How do you know she isn’t staring at you?”
“I can tell," Jess says sagely. "If she was staring at me like that, I’d be eating her out in the bathroom as we speak.”
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Lena and Kara meet at a bar, but lose track of each other – a few months later, Lena gets a new neighbour. As it turns out, glasses and a ponytail really are a good disguise.
- Language:
- English
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- 26,880
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- 3/3
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15 Apr 2023
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'You can imagine her surprise on her sixteenth birthday, when she arrived home with the words ‘why the fuck are you straddling my boyfriend’ tattooed on the inside of her arm.'
a tiny princess mechanic soulmate au involving awkward introductions for our fave gal pals
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09 Apr 2023
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underneath the mistletoe (every wish comes true) by insanetwin for coffeesometime
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
14 Dec 2020
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Emma doesn't mind Christmas. But she thinks Storybrook is going a little overboard this year. Especially with the mistletoe. At least once a day, Emma finds herself in an uncomfortable position with a friend or fiend or family member beneath the mistletoe. It nearly happened twice with Leroy, which she narrowly avoided with an elbow to the gut.
But mostly it happens with Regina.
Naturally, Emma is suspicious.
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everything looks better (in hindsight) by insanetwin for coffeesometime, PrincessBread
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
27 Sep 2020
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Emma almost has everything. She's got a wonderful son, a beautiful, tender friend and co-parent, and a family she can count on. It was all she ever dreamed of, once upon a time. At times, she thinks she finally understands what authors mean when they end their story with: they lived happily ever after.
But the feeling always leaves her by the morning. Sometimes she thinks her real happy ending has disappeared somewhere in the past, somewhere in between the curses and forgotten memories. And now it is only a possibility lost to her memories.
If she could go back...
(or in other words, season 6 emma goes back in time and accidentally makes season 1 regina fall in love with her.)
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- English
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- 93,060
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- 6/6
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19 Feb 2023