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    Out Of Your Control by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    05 Dec 2023

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    "About fucking time! You better not have stank up my bathroom, Jew!"

    Kyle doesn't say anything, but he doesn't have to. Suddenly, he hears the clicking of their controllers stop, the gunfire on the screen ceasing before starting up again as other players kill their frozen characters. He's been staring at the carpet for too long, afraid to look up and face his best friends. When he finally has the courage, he's met with three large alphas gawking at him in utter disbelief. Their heads are all turned in his direction, eyebrows furrowed in confusion, jaws slack, and mouths agape.

    Stan breaks his shock to sniff the air, probably trying to confirm the unbelievable truth he already knows, "Kyle, you smell like..."

    "Like an omega." Cartman finishes.

     

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    dirt wizard by

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    17 Oct 2013

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    “You know, we could always …” And then Kyle wasn’t smiling either. Stan knew he had to say something else, and fast. It was easy: I’m kidding. I’m fucking with you. But it didn’t come out that way: “Like other guys in our grade haven’t.” Kyle looked like he was going to either shatter into a million pieces or kill him, because it was a fine line, and he just said, "Only once."

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    30 Apr 2026

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    The Desperate Things (You Made Me Do) by

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    25 Mar 2007

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    In which there is a road trip to Vegas.

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    28 Apr 2026

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    It's basically a weird cat, right? by

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    11 Sep 2024

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    Kyle, aged 28, moves to South Park to escape the stress of East Coast and purchases a house in dire need of renovation. He soon finds out that he has a roommate he didn't sign up for.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Scheduling Issues by

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    18 Oct 2023

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    Kyle and Eric have clashing schedules. Kyle is always stressed and tired when he returns home from work. Eric does something about it.

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    14 Apr 2026