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  1. Summary

    now THIS is where i contain all my NSFW fics
    title from Everything Moves by Bronze Radio Return

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  2. Summary

    Scott handles Avid's death great, whatever do you mean?
    title from Harpy Hare, by Yaelokre

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  3. Summary

    a collection of mostly NSFW ficlets that actually follow a storyline. no, that does not mean they have actual plot.
    title from Abracadabra by Lady Gaga
    formerly titled: something so very, very right

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Humans have returned to Oakhurst, and the game has been set in motion. The rules were simple:
    1. Blend in with the humans.
    2. The first to be discovered loses.
    3. Anything goes.

    Who will win this time?

    Or: Episode 1 in Hunting Season: Session 1

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    07 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 10

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    Avid's on his monthly and is feeling a bit needy, to say the least. He's been invited over, but it's just a normal visit, right?

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    30 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    banger, god DAMN

  3. Rec 65

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    (ACT II OUT NOW!!!)

    In a world full of deadly, man-eating sea monsters, teams of hunters find and kill the beasts for the safety of all humankind. The Canaries are a notorious group of hunters, one of the many crews commissioned by the king himself to kill monsters in exchange for gold and other benefits. When they are given the task to hunt down and capture a mythical sea prince, their world changes as they discover secrets they may regret finding out.

    When the Canaries are challenged by their rival group of naval commanders, TIES, they strike out to find the beast with no clues or a full set of ideas. Meeting an unlikely group of allies out on the wild seas, they end up on an island supposedly cursed by the Scarlet Witch, who may potentially lead them to discover the secrets of the sea princes.

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    25 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    peak asf smajorwood pirates with phenomenal world building

  4. Rec 28

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    In a world full of deadly, man-eating sea monsters, teams of hunters find and kill the beasts for the safety of all humankind. The Canaries are a notorious group of hunters, one of the many crews commissioned by the king himself to kill monsters in exchange for gold and other benefits. When they are given the task to hunt down and capture a mythical sea prince, their world changes as they discover secrets they may regret finding out.

    The Canaries and TIES are welcomed back into the kingdom isles to rest and recover from their adventures. The two groups temporarily call their bets off to relay their information and shared interest in the Watchers, who seem keen on tracking their progress as much as the king does.

    …Well, at least Martyn can spend more time with Scott, right?

    (SPARSE UPDATES ATM!)

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    25 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    peak asf smajorwood pirates with phenomenal world building

  5. Rec 54

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    Curiosity killed the cat, but what's it do to the bat?

    Exploring crypts is a great way to find all kinds of things. Alchemical recipes, spells, bones, colds. However, this time he's found something new - a book meant for vampire abilities. He's curious, it's the first one he's managed to get his hands on that wasn't going to be burnt. It'll be perfect for Cleo or Apo, but first he wants to get a proper look at it.

    This changes everything. He might not be a vampire, but he's not really fully human anymore either.

    He should- he should probably figure that out.

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    23 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    oh my god peak batgundo