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Ordinary by Ghostbitsforkicks
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Aug 2025
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Gideon froze on hands and knees as the gun dug into her stomach, just above her hip.
Beneath her, the woman sucked in rasping breaths made all the more difficult by the skull affixed overtop her face. Gideon could see the sharp lines of her chin, and the curve of her lower lip, and nothing else; the skull’s teeth and cheekbones obscured all other features, and the gaping sockets revealed darkness interrupted by only the briefest glimpse of the whites of the woman’s eyes.
Gideon bared her teeth, breath coming fast and tight.
“Now just why’n the hell you gotta go and-”
“Why do I have to–wait, hold on–”
“Yeah, why do you have to go sneaking up on me, damnfool y’are–”
“Wait–Griddle?”
The whites of those skull-socketed eyes grew wider. Gideon felt her stomach tighten, a welling of dread like the tickle of scorpion claws felt on the legs.
“... Ain’t no damn way.”
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A one-shot cowboy AU.
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12 Nov 2025
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take me to bed (and i'll find god) by nakahera
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Oct 2025
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“Christ, Harrow. Okay. Way to be a gentleman about it,” she responded, rolling her eyes, “It’s just my packer. I put it on from time to time. Can’t believe you’ve never noticed it before,” Harrow could hear the awkwardness in her voice, the nervous chuckle, her eyes darting around, “I mean, I guess these trunks do bring it out more, I’ve never thought about that. Shit,” she continued, rambling.
“Can I touch it?” Harrow blurted.
“What?” Lowering the volume of the show running on the screen, Gideon’s head snapped up, brows furrowed. Her eyes were moving all over Harrow’s face to see if she was joking. “Why would you wanna do that?”
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12 Nov 2025
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Some of your magazines are very nasty, admitted the Lady... by NoneHouseLeftBeef
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
04 Nov 2025
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At the end of a long day, Gideon just wants to do her nightly training and read her dirty magazines -- for the articles! When she realizes they've gone missing, Gideon knows only one person could be behind the heist. She discovers Harrow perusing her magazines in the dusty Drearburh library, and neither are prepared for what they find.
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Hate This Song by Ghostbitsforkicks
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
29 May 2025
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“One whiteclaw and one vodka cran,” Harrow’s voice rang out, slicing through the crowd with all the welcoming shock of a newly bitten lip. “And leave the tab open.”
It couldn't be; Gideon was wide the fuck awake and nightmares can't happen when you're on your feet, right? She couldn't have heard her childhood nemesis, the vindictive little troll who’d inflicted so much cruelty on a younger, less wary Gideon- she'd imagined it. Had to have imagined it.
“Nav,” Cam said, voice lower now that the band- Gideon didn't remember the name so she referred to them internally as The Mopey McGee’s- had finally packed it in. The crowd’s noise rose to a dull roar around them, and Gideon hoped that her auditory hallucinations had come to an end.
“Griddle?”
Oh fuck oh fuck oh-
Not a hallucination.
Not a hallucination.
-Leaving the past behind is a harder task than Gideon thought it would be, especially when that past is an angry little emo intent on ruining her life.
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25 Jun 2025
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Not Quite Shining by senseoftheday
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
28 Aug 2023
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In less than a week, Gideon would be surrounded at any moment by goggling children and fawning women, and their interactions would consist of Gideon winking at Harrow from over the heads of her entourage as she took endless selfies. It was excruciating to watch, but at the moment, felt preferable to watching Gideon awkwardly scratch her head and ask “How’s stall set-up going?” as if it would ever be possible for the two of them to have a normal conversation.
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It’s Harrow’s last year selling bone jewelry at the Dominicus Renaissance Faire before she finishes her PhD. Which means one last summer putting up with Sir Gideon, the obnoxious knight that’s been a thorn in Harrow’s side for the past three years. Except, Harrow made out with her at last year’s end of season party, and things have only gotten more complicated since then.
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