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    Land of the Living by

    Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago  

    30 Jan 2023

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    Lloyd was getting pretty sick and tired of getting kidnapped by snakes and evil scientists and nindroid armies, let alone all three at once. The only way it could be worse was adding his dad, a time machine, or a ghost.

    Way to jinx it.

     

    Morro was perfectly miserable suffering through his afterlife in the Departed Realm, avoiding sage life lessons from the annoyingly persistent Sensei G. He was not expecting to be resurrected by a crazy mad scientist set on taking over all sixteen realms. He was even less prepared to face the green ninja - Lloyd - again, injured and imprisoned.

    So, he has a choice to make. Help the good doctor burn Ninjago to the ground, or do something crazy and stupid.

    FSM, Garmadon must be rubbing off on him.

     

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    (OR An evil scientist is dead set on ressurecting all of the ninja’s greatest enemies and happens to choose the most “fuck authority” one first. Lloyd wonders what his life has come to. The ninja have several heart attacks. Morro does his best.)

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    your touch, it torments my dreams (i ache for it in the waking day) by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    02 Jan 2022

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    When he watched All Might in action, though, Izuku felt a part of himself realign with the stars. It was like a pull; a bone-deep desire to be closer, to stand by him, to touch. But he wasn't stupid enough to think that he would ever be on the same level as the world's top Hero.

    He also knew that it was ridiculous that he felt that way. Those feelings were level with the way that one felt about their soulmates, and there was absolutely no way that there would ever be any small probability that useless Deku was soulmates with All Might. He'd watched an interview once where All Might was asked about the topic, and All Might had said that he had met his platonic other half some many years ago, and would never dream of revealing their identity to the world and possibly endanger them. Izuku was only 4―it just wasn't possible that he was said soulmate.

    So Deku Izuku shoved the feelings down deep, locking them away within the smallest parts of his heart. 

    after recieving one for all from all might, things started to fall in place as fate intended.

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    moment in history by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan  

    16 Oct 2025

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    So, the gods were wrong. Percy wasn't just a son of Poseidon.

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    He Can't Hurt You if You're Already Dead by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    26 Apr 2021

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    In which Regulus Black finds his peaceful post-life disturbed by his stupid brother and some stupid organisation called the Order of the Phoenix or something.

    Featuring: hiding one's ghostly form in an urn, unsuccessful attempts at haunting, and the difficulty in reconciling brotherly relationships when one of you is dead and the other is a wanted criminal.

    (takes place in the summer of 1995, between "lie low at Lupin's" and the events of HP and the Order of the Phoenix)

    Winner, Best of 2021 r/FanFiction Awards

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    Lily and James and the First Book by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    04 Nov 2024

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    Lily picked the purple book up and observed it curiously. The cover was blank except for slim letters written in gold on the front. “Harry Potter: First Year,” Lily muttered and then turned to James, showing him the book. “What’s this? Where did this room come from?”

    “The Room of Requirement is special,” James said. “I asked for a way to show you that we do get together and marry each other in the future.” He glanced down at the purple book he was holding. “I’m not sure what’s this got to do with it. Maybe it was just a little too vague of a request?”

    “Well, the thing is... what if it's about our...”

    “…Child?” James finished, sounding stunned but also somewhat pleased at the suggestion.

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    Lily and James read Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.... ‘cause why not.

    (The first book is already written completely, so you can be sure I'm gonna finish this part of the story at least. Though I plan on writing the entire series, hopefully!)

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