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When Blitz dies in a bar fight--REAL fucking embarrassing, he does NOT wanna talk about it--that should be the end, right? Poof, done, nothing more.
But maybe things are a little more complicated than he ever realized, and while it's not a whole "It's A Hellish Life" thing, he's honestly surprised at the whole train of Significant People In His Life who've got a few final words to say for him--and not all of it is bad? Somehow?? Fucking wild.
(And also, maybe, just maybe, there's a whole big misunderstanding about the dying thing--whatever. Still fucking embarrassing, let's talk about it fucking never.)
[written for the Helluva Boss Mini Bang 2025, with art by Eveeka ❤️❤️]
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01 Feb 2026
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“Darling,” Stolas huffs with an intent grind of his hips, interrupting Blitz’s spiraling train of thought, all four of his bright eyes half-lidded and unblinkingly focused on him, “kiss me.”
Blitz’s eyes dart to the beak hanging open barely two inches from his own mouth, flicks his forked tongue out at it as the idea worms its way into his brain, mutes his alarms, then complies with the prince’s request.
or: stolitz kiss during
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22 Jan 2026
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Blitz Buckzo, psychopomp for hire, spends his days drinking, getting kicked out of taverns, and helping confused ghosts move on to whatever happens next after they kick the bucket. When he is hired by Andrealphus to get rid of the pesky ghost of his ex-brother-in-law haunting the secluded palace in the middle of the woods, Blitz discovers that things aren’t all as they appear. Now it's up to Blitz to figure out what is going on in the palace while trying to avoid his growing attraction to the ghost prince. Is it possible to fall in love with someone who isn’t even alive?
Written for the 2025 Egg-plosion Bang featuring art by Whimstories
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14 Jan 2026
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"Blitzø didn’t fucking purr.
That was for soft domesticated imps, and he didn’t miss it at all, thank you very fucking much."or
Blitzø's purr stopped working after the fire—burned to ashes like he should've been. When it starts to come back, he'll do anything to keep the people in his life from hearing it.
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13 Jan 2026
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Brushing past some gaudy elites, their clothing leaving very little to the imagination, relying on their pristine feather patterning to turn heads, Blitzø slipped further from the guards. Sweeping his gaze over the crowd, trying to find signs of The Marquis, he paused — his eyes catching a tuft of gray feathers.
Blitzø’s heart sank.
It couldn’t possibly be him.
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While tracking their latest target, Blitzø comes face-to-face with his former lover, Stolas, who is decidedly not pleased to see the imp who walked out of his life years ago.Stolas has his own reasons for wanting The Marquis found, and is forced to team up with the imp who broke his heart. As they chase their target across the universe, old habits return, desires resurface, and feelings never truly forgotten begin to take hold.
Will they reconcile before the end of their uneasy alliance, or are the old wounds too deep to mend?
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10 Jan 2026