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Blitzø has always known his way around a set of ropes. Helping Fizz with the latest circus trick, being tied up and used by the strangers he slept with after the fire, trying to maintain some fledgling control over his relationship with Verosika, and... well, keeping up with Stolas' perverted bird needs or something. Point is, Blitzø knows bondage. He just doesn't quite know himself.
OR: A love story told in five knots. [Written for the Helluva Mini Bang 2025.]
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07 Feb 2026
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When Blitz dies in a bar fight--REAL fucking embarrassing, he does NOT wanna talk about it--that should be the end, right? Poof, done, nothing more.
But maybe things are a little more complicated than he ever realized, and while it's not a whole "It's A Hellish Life" thing, he's honestly surprised at the whole train of Significant People In His Life who've got a few final words to say for him--and not all of it is bad? Somehow?? Fucking wild.
(And also, maybe, just maybe, there's a whole big misunderstanding about the dying thing--whatever. Still fucking embarrassing, let's talk about it fucking never.)
[written for the Helluva Boss Mini Bang 2025, with art by Eveeka ❤️❤️]
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01 Feb 2026
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“Darling,” Stolas huffs with an intent grind of his hips, interrupting Blitz’s spiraling train of thought, all four of his bright eyes half-lidded and unblinkingly focused on him, “kiss me.”
Blitz’s eyes dart to the beak hanging open barely two inches from his own mouth, flicks his forked tongue out at it as the idea worms its way into his brain, mutes his alarms, then complies with the prince’s request.
or: stolitz kiss during
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22 Jan 2026
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Blitz Buckzo, psychopomp for hire, spends his days drinking, getting kicked out of taverns, and helping confused ghosts move on to whatever happens next after they kick the bucket. When he is hired by Andrealphus to get rid of the pesky ghost of his ex-brother-in-law haunting the secluded palace in the middle of the woods, Blitz discovers that things aren’t all as they appear. Now it's up to Blitz to figure out what is going on in the palace while trying to avoid his growing attraction to the ghost prince. Is it possible to fall in love with someone who isn’t even alive?
Written for the 2025 Egg-plosion Bang featuring art by Whimstories
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14 Jan 2026
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"Blitzø didn’t fucking purr.
That was for soft domesticated imps, and he didn’t miss it at all, thank you very fucking much."or
Blitzø's purr stopped working after the fire—burned to ashes like he should've been. When it starts to come back, he'll do anything to keep the people in his life from hearing it.
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13 Jan 2026
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Brushing past some gaudy elites, their clothing leaving very little to the imagination, relying on their pristine feather patterning to turn heads, Blitzø slipped further from the guards. Sweeping his gaze over the crowd, trying to find signs of The Marquis, he paused — his eyes catching a tuft of gray feathers.
Blitzø’s heart sank.
It couldn’t possibly be him.
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While tracking their latest target, Blitzø comes face-to-face with his former lover, Stolas, who is decidedly not pleased to see the imp who walked out of his life years ago.Stolas has his own reasons for wanting The Marquis found, and is forced to team up with the imp who broke his heart. As they chase their target across the universe, old habits return, desires resurface, and feelings never truly forgotten begin to take hold.
Will they reconcile before the end of their uneasy alliance, or are the old wounds too deep to mend?
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10 Jan 2026
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Blitzø squints down at Stolas' crotch. No dick. No pussy. Mostly just downy feathers, darker than the rest of his coat.
“Um.” He weighs up the pros and cons of asking Stolas for a little direction here.
No dick is fine - Blitzø wouldn't let him use that anyway. He's a top and he's not gonna let a royal put a punch in his infrequent bottom card. That's reserved for cowboys and tall succubi with especially girthy strap-ons. But no pussy? Where's he supposed to stick it?
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A retelling of season 1 from Blitzø's perspective, from reuniting with Stolas to the aftermath of their date at Ozzie's.
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07 Jan 2026
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“What do you mean you’re going out? Out where? And why can’t I come?”
“It’s nothing exciting, Blitzø. I’ll be back in a few hours,” Stolas said, waving a hand dismissively as he hoisted his tote bag over his shoulder.
“You didn’t answer like, any of my questions.”
...So, yeah. Blitzø followed Stolas to the mall and was spying on him, big fucking whoop. It wasn’t his fault, Stolas had been acting really fucking weird and had basically forced him to do this!
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Or; Stolas experiences a Sinsmas Stallion Stampede and Blitzø freaks out because he had no idea that Saltine was going to die at the end of that stupid French movie.
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28 Dec 2025
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Blitzø is (once again) on a very important mission. He is (once again) tailing his target to Ozzie's to (once again) crash a date from which he has (once again) been so unfairly excluded. Second time's the charm, eh?
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25 Dec 2025
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A Good Time Goes With a Good Friend by UltravioletPaint
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Oct 2025
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Stolas’s birthday isn’t something he bothers celebrating anymore. Not since his marriage. Not since... well, a lot of things. He doesn’t expect anyone to remember — least of all Blitzø.
Except Blitzø did remember. He even had a plan: a private little date to show the bird that he actually cares.
Sweet, right?
Too bad that before he can ask, Moxxie opens his big mouth, Stolas mentions liking The Phantom of the Opera, and suddenly Blitzø’s perfect plan turns into Moxxie accidentally stealing his date.
Now Blitzø’s stuck spying on them from the shadows with a cranky, hormonal Millie as his unwilling partner. Between botched disguises, musical drama, and some inconvenient feelings, Blitzø starts realizing something far scarier than getting caught — maybe Moxxie really is more Stolas’s type… and maybe Blitzø doesn’t know how to make him happy after all.Bookmarked by sploona
23 Dec 2025
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Blitz is still reeling after the damn party and losing Stolas forever. At least he has some coping mechanisms to emulate as if Stolas is there with him. Until he meets a client with an interesting offer...
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22 Dec 2025
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Infesting Memories by CoolBeesBro
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Oct 2025
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Things have been going well for Blitzø over the course of the past few months. Suspiciously well, in fact. His relationship with Stolas has never been healthier, business is booming, and their whole hodgepodge of a family is more united than ever. So obviously, it was only a matter of time before shit hit the fan in a spectacular way.
Throughout his life, he formulated the perfect way of dealing with his trauma. That is: bottle everything up, toss it aside, and then maybe (hopefully) never think about it again. But there's only so much room to be filled before he can no longer escape it, and he’s finally reached that point. The persistent nightmares of him failing to keep his friends and family alive haunt him every night, his mental health is declining fast, and everyone is left feeling helpless as they watch on. It's not that they don't want to help, but everything they do seems to be making it worse. Stolas feels especially helpless, as he's at the center of every nightmare.
Everyone keeps saying it'll get worse before it gets better, but just how bad is worse?
(Summery changed as of 09/08/25 to reflect on the story more accurately)
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- Part 5 of Helluva Hazbin AU
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17 Dec 2025
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Blitz is a down-on-his-luck comedian wasting away his shitty life in the living world. Then he trips and falls into a summoning ritual for the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia, and things sure do happen!
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10 Dec 2025
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“I wish I’d never been born,” he muttered, anguish coloring his voice as he fought back tears. Everyone in his life would be better off if they’d never met him, if he’d never had a chance to hurt them.
“Okay,” a somewhat familiar voice responded, and the spines on Blitz’s back lifted instantly, tail lashing warily behind him as he looked up at the sound. Only to see one of the fucking cherubs in front of him, doing his best to hide his glow, but undeniably standing right there, halo and everything. “You’ve never been born.”
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After a truly terrible day, Blitz wishes he’d never been born. Collin overhears and, in an attempt to both teach the demon a lesson and get back into heaven at the same time, shows Blitz what the world would be like if he had never been in it, and ends up showing him how much worse off his friends and family would be without him.
Written for Helluva Bang 2024. Incredible art by Lynn and Ed / Ed
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10 Dec 2025
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Blitzø has had an absolutely brutal day at work, and now the only thing he's looking forward to that evening is curling up on the couch and taking a nice, long nap.
But when Stolas asks so sweetly if they could have another one of their dates that night, Blitzø's need to prove himself takes over. Within the span of ten measly seconds, he puts his foot in his mouth, volunteers to cook, and then somehow has to scrape together a miracle for his new boyfriend.
Domestic hurt/comfort established relationship stolitz
Bookmarked by sploona
08 Dec 2025
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There Is No Why About It by Dlvvanzor, Living_In_a_Fantasy
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
22 Apr 2025
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Every Hellborn has a soulmate, indicated by the soulsmark that appears on your hand when you first meet. Stolas is nearing 30 and still has not found his soulmate. Soon his father will force him to marry Stella, who also lacks a soulsmark, and his fantasies of finding his true love will be over.
But then, he does find his match. There’s just two problems.
First off, Blitzø is an imp, and no Ars Goetia has ever matched with the lower classes.
And secondly, Blitzø doesn’t seem nearly as thrilled about finding his soulmate as Stolas is.
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26 Nov 2025
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Breaking News: Blitzø Buckzo Execution — LIVE! by PoisonedAce
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
28 Sep 2025
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When Blitzø is dragged before Hell’s elite for a public execution, Hell watches in shock. Cash drinks to it. Barbie swears she doesn’t care. But the TV won’t turn off, and neither will the memories.
He was always the idiot who loved too hard, burned too hot, and was reckless enough to take everyone down with him. Now he’s about to lose his head for it.
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20 Nov 2025
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Blitz spills over the sides of his cup when he pours the coffee pot. A little puddle forms on the counter but Blitz can't find the energy to clean it up, instead scooping ice out of the office's freezer and letting the cold bite his fingers. Cold is good. It shocks some of the numbness out of him, lets him tune into what the others are talking about. They have a hit on a more important target than usual, one with a security detail. Blitz curses himself for not checking the schedule for today himself. He's known today was coming. He always knows.
Blitz walks into the conference room, sipping his coffee, and stares dully at the whiteboard. He's supposed to come up with a plan, a strategy. Moxxie and Loona are arguing about whether it's better to be sneaky or to be fast, and then he hears his name, and the conversation tapers out. He blinks the room back into focus. Everyone is looking at him.
He clears his throat. "What?"
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Blitz is having a no-good, very bad day.
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10 Nov 2025
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I Can't Tell If It's A Threat (That's When I Like You Best) by AllThingsAnime (TheAssassinLover)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 Aug 2025
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Pilot!Stolas/Blitzø
Blitzø needs the book. Stolas wants a toy. They make a deal: sex for the book. It's a fucked up, messy, violent relationship.
Blitzø knows he should hate it. Should be mortified, disgusted, scared. Yet he's not, and that scares him more than anything.
Stolas enjoys his new toy, but there's something in him that nags, a mercy he thought he buried years ago.
For the Helluva Musical Bang 2025, based on the song I Like You Best by Ella Red and featuring art by @mallloween on X.
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- Part 2 of Bang Fics
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Bookmarked by sploona
04 Nov 2025
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All of this was fine. Occasionally fucking her ex-boyfriend’s twin sister was totally. Fine.
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Verosika and Barbie Wire fuck on occasion. But they aren't friends.
Bookmarked by sploona
04 Nov 2025