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    If you only care about filks and not my other works, you can subscribe to this instead of a creator subscription.

    Some of the works may also include non-filk parts, filks written by others, or collaboratively created filks, but they all also include filks written by me.

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    These filks were written for Filk Broken Telephone 2024, with each filk inspiring the next filk in the group in some way. This group attempted to create a narrative with the filks.

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    If you only care about The Witcher out of my (Wereflamingo's) fandoms, you can subscribe to this instead of getting a creator subscription.

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    3+1 of initially preseries moments between Steve and Eddie, leading to a ChrissyLives!AU

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    Alexei's world tilts on his axis on a regular Thursday, when he finds two police cars and an ambulance parked in front of their driveway.

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    Alexei Rozanov and the ordeal of growing up too fast.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    “Three weeks ago, I send message that says you need to wait to come,” he says, leaning down to nip at Shane’s earlobe, kiss his chin and neck.

    “I knew you would do it, because you are perfect. I did not doubt this for a second.”

    Ilya props himself up on his knees and one arm above Shane so that he can worm his hand into the waistband of Shane’s boxers. Shane squirms slightly, reaching up to try and capture Ilya’s lips with his.

    “So now I will give you reward. You will come until you feel like maybe you will never come again, and when we are done, I will wash you and tuck you into bed.”

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    Ilya tells Shane not to come until they see each other again in three weeks.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Blushing, Shane looked away. God, it was fucking embarrassing to get caught staring—there were only three people in here.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    When he presses the button on the doorbell, he hears the digitally-produced ding-dong echo from inside. There is a tiny box halfway up the adjacent wall that immediately beeps and emits Shane’s voice.
    “Hey, you can just leave it on the step, thanks.”
    Ilya presses his nose into the digital doorbell, which he knows to also contain a camera, and says, “Shane.”
    A pause.
    “What the fuck.”
    A brief cacophony of noise that Ilya can hear even from outside the house. The multiple successive thumps of something falling, Shane swearing loudly and the sound of what can only be a hockey game being paused on the television.
    He opens the door to reveal that he is nap-rumpled, wearing two pairs of socks and carrying a child in his arms. The only really surprising part is that the socks don’t match, though the child is interesting.

    Ilya takes an impromptu trip to Montreal. There are unforeseen consequences.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

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    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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    26 Jan 2026