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Can we pretend that billboards in the ROKEA sky are like shooting stars? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Regretevator (Roblox)
09 Mar 2025
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He realized something and asked- "What about your lampshade?"
Lampert stared at him for a moment, blinking a few times. "My.. lampshade?" He questioned, squinting his eyes in confusion. His head was still spinning from earlier so he wondered if he had miss heard Kasper or something. "W-what about it?"
"You have like.. lamp parts in there, don't you?" He asked, leaning closer and reaching up to trace the hem of it. "How would it feel if I touched them?"
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BRO GETS FREAKY WITH A LAMP 🤓☝️
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04 Feb 2026
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Elliot loved his job- Really he did! Not once has he ever regretted joining his family's business.
But the truth is, he does get a little worn out sometimes. Always being the star employee really does just stress you out y’know?
So here Elliot is- scrolling through a website he’d rather be found dead than caught looking at. It’s not like this was his first option anyways! Really- he’d tried picking up some other hobbies to distract him from work, but nothing seemed to stick.
So now he finds himself here, pants tight scrolling through dozens of lives trying to find something worth watching.
Until something- or he guesses someone- catches his attention.
It was a guy, and from what Elliot could tell he was completely nude except for a silly pair of boxers with some cartoonish looking burgers printed all over them.
‘That's.. cute. Dumb. But cute,’ he thought. Only his chest and everything below it were in frame, and he was sitting up on his knees on what was presumably a bed.
From the looks of it, this guy hadn’t started the actual show yet.
Elliot spares a quick glance to the user, to find that he’s simply named himself “Sev”.“Well then Sev, let's see what you’re up to..”
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i have lost interest in forsaken, so this series is being put on indefinite hiatus. i may come back at some point to post WIPS, because i have a few of those, but honestly the fandom and game itself is so incorrigible to be around that i can't take it anymore. i also hate how the chickenburger community has grown. the way people fetishize trans folks around here disgusts me.
that being said, thank you for reading my work! - alice
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i cannot articulate myself well enough to write anything meaningful, so i make mediocre porn instead :)requests are welcome! [not guaranteed however]
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