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Gai accidentally becomes first lady of Konoha.
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11 Feb 2018
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Based on an idea I had: basically, our beloved necromancer gets so wrapped up making his lovely wife her body he forgets to pick up the corpses he left strewn around the continent. Everyone is understandably confused when condolence letters start pouring in.
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30 Oct 2017
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Call him a traditionalist, but Konoha's checkerboard existence has never been his favourite game board: light or dark, duty or disgrace, really, shinobi should know better.
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14 Sep 2017
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The next door opens onto the splattered aftermath of what was probably vivisection, judging by the blood on the laboratory table, and which probably happened hours ago, judging by the dank metallic stink. Kabuto indicates the mess with an apologetic wave, and begins, “If you wouldn’t mind –”
“Fine,” interrupts Karin. She drags the mop from the store cupboard. She kicks the cupboard shut. The echo is immediate and painfully loud. “Fine, whatever. You could have just said there was cleaning to do.”
(Karin’s been occupying a weird middle ground between ‘employee’ and ‘test subject’ for a while now. It’s not doing much for her career prospects, her temper, or the well-being of everyone around her.)
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14 Sep 2017
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Ronan is pretty sure his brain has just stopped turning over. He can’t think of a thing to say, just a faraway sort of offense at Parrish’s knee-jerk negative reaction to the idea of pretending to be in love with him.
Because that’s what this is: going undercover to Colin and Piper Greenmantle’s charity auction. As a couple. A married couple. Helen already has their ring sizes, apparently.
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19 Jul 2017