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    Uzumaki Naruto ✓ @believeit123
    who are you where do you live how old are you why are you so fine how do you like your eggs in the morning
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    A drunken post, an idiotic actor and a figure skating prodigy with an attitude problem.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    “Alright, kings,” Naruto says, at a house meeting nominally called for “finances.” “So I slept with...a dude.”

    “Was it Sasuke,” Neji asks. He sounds bored.

    “What! I mean, uh, no?”

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    16 Jan 2026

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    “What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.

    “Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.

    “That’s it? Easy?”

    “What, you want details?”

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Sasuke has worked really hard on his relationship with Suigetsu. Is he “in love?” He’s never really been a romantic or anything like that. What he has is so much more than he ever expected. They get along and the sex is good and Suigetsu means a lot to him.

    Naruto, it seems, is determined to destroy everything Sasuke has built.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    But Sasuke stopped lying to himself a long time ago, when Naruto uppercut the shit out of him and softly insisted for the millionth time that they were friends with a claim on each other’s pain, despite the missing arms, especially with the missing arms.

    The arrangement was nice because of Naruto. He came back to Konoha each time for Naruto and Naruto alone.

    Then Naruto went and got a girlfriend.

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    14 Jan 2026