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    "I never sent one back," Bella said. "Which is what you want. I'm no use to you if I just talk to them. They want to be sent back. I don't do that. I can't do that." She put her hands on her hips. “And to be perfectly honest, I don't know that I could even talk to them anymore. Even if I wanted to." She took a deep breath. "Which I don't. Want to."

    Bella Baggins inherited her mother's spirit medium abilities, but she hasn't used them since she was a child. Therefore when Professor Gandalf drops in with a group of people, including one Captain Thorin Durin, who plan to reclaim their manor in the most haunted region of Scotland, she is not exactly prepared. All human!AU set post World War II

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    17 Sep 2016

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    While Jane and Thor search the universe in order to find Darcy after a lab accident, Darcy wakes up still on Earth, just decades in the past. Darcy continues to travel through time, skipping ahead years at a time, and staying for as little as a few months or for as long as a year. She has a rock-solid friendship with Rebecca Barnes, and Howard Stark on Fridays at six to see her through.

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    07 Aug 2016

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    After ten years scouring The Wastes, Darcy Lewis thought she'd seen everything the wreckage of inland America has to offer. Seeking the trail of dirty magic a lone Shade leaves behind is old hat now. Setting up the traps to bait them into and tear apart their magic is so predictable it’s almost boring. Darcy never thought a job like hers could get boring, but hey, apparently there’s a first time for everything.

    Then again, ever since the world turned to shit, most first times have been and gone.

    Or so she'd thought.
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    In which Darcy Lewis hunts the Wastes of North America, and stumbles across more than she ever bargained for.

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    30 Jan 2016

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    Dr. Steven Rogers is headed to Greece to pursue an ancient artifact that could mark the pinnacle of his archaeological career. Saddled with the inexperienced Ms. Lewis, and pursued by agents of his villanous competitor Loki Laufeyson, what he finds is beyond his wildest imaginings...and it may cost them their lives...

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    12 Apr 2015

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    Gerontius Took once told his granddaughter something very important. “A story does not always end in a happily ever after. Happy endings are not a requirement for fairy tales. Never,” he said, “never make the mistake of falling in love with the hero.”

    Bilba Baggins' adventure was not quite what she expected. It wasn't like the stories her grandfather had told her, or the tales in her father's books. Her hero was not always the most valiant, his companions were not all white knights, and she certainly wasn't some damsel in distress.

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    05 Jul 2014