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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    During the first winter out of Hogwarts, there is too much politics, bad cooking and booby-traps in Remus’s life.

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    02 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 54

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    Podfic of The Boy Who Only Lived Twice by lettered.

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    Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.

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    21 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    Strange isn’t helpful. Dan has lived with himself for thirty-three years, and has been in therapy for several of those. He should know the precise words for something like this. It’s a very clunky feeling, is all he can identify. Like heaves and heaves of asphalt filling up a pavement square. Like a body fresh from the burn of quicksand. He’s spilling into something, and he’s entirely too large to heave himself out of it.

    It’s a sudden, useless feeling that should not inhabit his body after a satisfying orgasm. But, historically, Dan has felt a lot of unhelpful things after an orgasm.

    (there is a matter unresolved, sleeping in the underbelly of daniel howell's mind. after the terrible influence tour, and a haircut done in australia, that something begins to unravel.

    in other words: daniel howell, and the wild beast of gender.)

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    05 Jan 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    When Phil was unconscious Dan wanted to wrap him in his arms, tell him, I’ll be your blood flow, your diagnosis, I’ll be your hedonism. You are the greatest consequence to ever happen to me. But Phil didn’t happen to people. He didn’t inflict himself. He wouldn’t know how to cause damage if it ground itself into his ribs. Not like the earthquake that was Dan Howell.

    Or: Daniel Howell never really learned how to relax. (Set during their vacation to Turkey)

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    26 Dec 2024

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    Phil ^_^ (5:31 PM)
    Dan?

    danisNOTonfire xD i swear im really not. come check. (5:31 PM)
    yeah?

    Phil ^_^ (5:32 PM)
    I think I'm in love with you
    I just
    I can't wait to meet you
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    Skype conversations between Dan and Phil, leading up to their first meeting. 2009!Phan. Prepare for fluff.

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    26 Dec 2024