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A Mutilated Animal Laid Writhing at My Feet by tealobjective
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Jun 2021
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"With his gaze up on his surrounds, he doesn’t see the thing he stumbles on. Remus looks to his feet and gasps. There is a doe, split open at the chest.
Her torso is heaving. Remus can see her lungs sunken inside her cracked ribs. Blood, so dark it is almost black, is pooling where she lies. He is about to kneel down next to her, when she speaks.
“God. Remus fucking Lupin.”"
remus, the first month after halloween 1981. set to the song 'nightmare' by gray witch
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- Part 3 of remember where we started love
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"Remus hoped it wouldn’t take too long for Snape to appear. Although he didn’t much mind being bunched up with his three dorm-mates. He couldn’t imagine anything more ridiculous, or more fun, he could be doing."
Or; Remus' internal reflection, as the boys pull off their first act of mischief as a group.
Set to the song 'I Think We're Alone Now', the original version by Tommy James & The Shondells
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- Part 2 of remember where we started love
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Remus ruminates over the previous full moon, Sirius leaves on a job for Moody. Something is very, very wrong.
Set to the song 'Like Real People Do' by Hozier
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- Part 1 of remember where we started love
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"How did it feel to see me in the shack? When all we could share was a hug and an enemy and the story of how it all happened. Did you want to punch me, kiss me, prove to yourself I was real?"
Letters between Remus and Sirius, following the events of POA. The two navigate distance, blame, guilt, and memories, all while Sirius teeters on the edge of sanity.[Podfic Version]
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a series of one shots to go along with my 11 wolfstar mega playlist remember where we started love
story will cover many different moments from 1971 all the way to 1998, mainly focusing on wolfstar
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Covenant of Salt by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Sep 2023
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Aziraphale's hand slides down past Crowley's hip to fist his cock in time with his thrusts, and he bites again, and again, down to Crowley's naked shoulder, up to his earlobe, not meaning to be sexy, just biting like he's eating, tasting the salt on Crowley's skin, like he might consume Crowley entirely if given enough time.
"Talk to me," he gasps, between thrusts, between bites, his voice shaking.
"No," Crowley grits out, just before he comes.
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30 May 2026
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Months after the angel and demon going their separate ways, Crowley spends his days wallowing in misery and alcohol at Nina's shop. Unfortunately for him, Nina eventually grows tired of watching him dramatically self-destruct in public and decides it's time for a serious conversation.
Her solution seems simple enough: Just talk to Aziraphale.Cue catastrophic communication skills, chaotic emotions and a concerning amount of alcohol miracled into coffee cups.
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- Part 1 of Again
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22 May 2026
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“I had,” he said, “come to an entirely erroneous conclusion, my dear Watson, how dangerous it always is to reason from insufficient data.”
-- Arthur Conan Doyle, The Adventure of the Speckled Band
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- 25/25
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Bookmarked by tealobjective
06 May 2026
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During the first winter out of Hogwarts, there is too much politics, bad cooking and booby-traps in Remus’s life.
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- Part 2 of Lethifold Verse
Bookmarked by tealobjective
02 Jun 2025
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[podfic of] The Boy Who Only Lived Twice, by lettered by TheOneCalledEli for Pearpotts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2021
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Podfic of The Boy Who Only Lived Twice by lettered.
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Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.
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21 May 2025