techno_rat
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- Dream SMP (2)
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The Place We Were Closest by Amicable, Riverinnit (Carosbee), techno_rat
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Apr 2025
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News would spread like it always did—and it always spread.
Tommy would hear and he’d come running. He knew this because he knew Tommy like he knew himself. He knew this, no matter how many months he’d spent being beaten in that empty cell.
So Dream waited in the place they’d once been closest.
Logstedshire—or more aptly the ruins of Logstedshire—laid around him, as if in hibernation...
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wolf in phoenix clothing by mackdizzy, Riverinnit (Carosbee), techno_rat
Fandoms: Dream SMP
28 Apr 2025
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"Dream! There’s a new guy!” Tommy called out, swinging the door open without any further delay.
Tommy’s eyes narrowed as he surveyed the man in front of him. Like everyone who’d appeared seemingly out of nowhere, he looked very strange, mostly because he was fucking green. And if that wasn’t bad enough, he was fluffy as well – though not in a pillowy way, more like thin yet sharp grass. He had an axe made out of some strange stygian material which glowed a royal purple yet was taken over on interval by a vast white which reminded him of… well, he wasn’t really sure, but it felt too powerful, like something which shouldn’t be fucked with.
The deep crack that passed as a mouth on this man’s face opened. “I’m here for Dream.”
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tommy has no idea who he had been before he had come to this world. at least he's not alone, though: he has dream. or at least he does until a tall stranger with an imposing axe comes to take his friend away.
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Technoblade, famed sell-sword and revolutionist, has done the last thing anyone expected from him: retired. And like any good try-hard, Technoblade intends to commit to the bit. So he writes a letter.
Quackity,
You told me so. Consider the bridges burned.
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AU where Techno's retirement goes a little differently.
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23 Mar 2025
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Kristin laughed, the sound emerging too-loud in the half-empty bar. She hung her head in her hands. “Oh yeah,” she told the bar top. “I mean, the mechs—they were originally designed to battle sculk anyways, and it’s not like anything bad happened to the people who built them, so we’ll be good.”
“Oh yeah, all those ancient cities still goin’ strong today.” Techno ran a finger around the top of his glass. “Civilization standin’ strong overall. Whole situation went so well, I don’t give us more than a 50% chance of someone dyin’. Maybe 40% if we’re lucky.”
“Oh god.” Kristin emerged from her hands laughing, and pushed her hair out of her face. “No worries, it’ll go great to go back there. We’ll all do great. Happy about this, actually.” Ponk came over with the bottle and refilled her glass, and she nodded to them. “Thanks.”
“And if only one of us dies—” Techno grinned at her, tired. “Then the other person just has to deal with it. And that’s easy. I’m doing great.”
“I’m doing great,” Kristin echoed, a little choked up. She straightened fully and looked down at her drink, turning the stem of the glass between her fingers. “I miss him.” She cleared her throat. “I miss my husband, Techno.”
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- Part 13 of Challenge Works
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04 Feb 2025
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The things she remembers from the day she lost him, in order:
1. Phil wanted to show her something.
2. You’d come find me, right?
3. Wet flesh between her teeth.
[Kristin's life is simple: exterminate skulk; be one of the best pilots in the world; scare everyone on base; follow orders without question. Find her husband.
And then Technoblade happens.]
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04 Feb 2025
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hit the continent running (engines were humming) by Odaigahara for antimony_medusa
Fandoms: SMPEarth
03 Jan 2024
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Philza: Transatlantic, the Corvarians, all those motherfuckers who couldn’t handle us having a stronghold and good mines, they cut us off from everything in the darkest time of the year. They trapped us in the cold, in eternal night, because they figured if we starved to death, Port-aux-Francais would give them whatever deals they wanted, and they didn’t care who they were fucking killing.
We were peaceful, before the embargo. We just wanted trade deals, we collaborated with anyone who’d help us build our railroads. We never struck the first blow. After the embargo– after that winter– we figured that wasn’t gonna work.
Interviewer: So you adopted some new technologies.
Philza: Yeah, we had innovations in our manufacturing, our greenhouses, our fucking sanitation– but that’s not what you’re talking about, right? Forget the emperor shit. If you’re interviewing me about this, you don’t want to hear about the greenhouses.
You want to hear about the planes.
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- Part 60 of dream smp fic my beloved
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04 Feb 2025
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Mobile and desktop-friendly work skin replicating the game dialogue format and FELD tape background with pure CSS, no images. Includes two different versions with commented CSS, an HTML walkthrough, customization options, and notes on maintaining readability for those with work skins turned off.
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17 Jan 2025