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Greg from Over the Garden Wall



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    “Oh God,” Shane whines, tugging on the drawstrings of his hoodie. “I can’t find my phone. I don’t know how I’ll get home.”

    “Hollander,” Rozanov scoffs incredulously. “You are on phone call with me. Phone is in your hand.” A sigh crackles through the receiver. “Where are you? I will come get you.”

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    Hey girl, how are you ;) JW
     
    The girl you hit on gave you the wrong number. She’s either not interested or was too drunk to press the proper buttons. SH

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    When trying to text a girl he met in a pub, the wrong number John's been given ends up putting him in contact with a mysterious and interesting man who goes by 'SH.' Bored and young and reckless, John keeps texting, and keeps texting, and keeps texting.

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    That girl at the club meant nothing. Shane drunk-texting Ilya at 2 AM means everything.

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    A bandaid for my brain following the Club Scene in episode four.

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

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    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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