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    Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered by

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    11 Feb 2019

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    Illya’s hands were beginning to shake—a cautionary sign that magic was beginning to spurt through his veins, hot and thick. He felt dizzy and disoriented. His throat burned too, like it had been scorched with a branding iron, although that could simply be the Firewhisky taking effect.

    Napoleon was leaving. He was going to be in danger. And there was nothing Illya could do to stop it.

    Or: A Napollya Auror/Hogwarts AU

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    The Be and End All by

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    16 Sep 2015

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    Illya has heard the stories, been taught the tales since his childhood. He has been warned of the degenerates who will entice and corrupt unsuspecting young men toward irredeemable sin, who will go against nature and turn their lust against their own people, those without morals or care for the innocents they will one day destroy.

    He is trained to see the signs, to heed the warnings before its too late and he is swallowed whole. Illya is someone who knows better than most, and when he first steps out into the world after a childhood built on perseverance, he thinks he is prepared. He will never fall victim.

    But then, he meets Napoleon Solo.

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    Little Ordinary Things by

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    03 Oct 2015

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    When the gun goes off, Illya doesn’t think as he throws himself in front of Napoleon.

    He doesn’t die, but he makes a lot of people angry, Napoleon most of all. He tries to make Illya swear he’ll never do something that stupid again.

    Illya refuses.

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    This War Against Your Faith by

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    02 Dec 2015

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    The Honey Trap by

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    13 Dec 2015

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    "So congratulations, Peril," Napoleon drawled, looking so amused that he could see it was literally setting Illya's teeth on edge. "You have the supreme good fortune of getting to kiss me senseless. Now be a good sport and put your hands on my backside, would you? I'm beginning to feel neglected."

    In which the boys have to go undercover as a couple, with Napoleon having a whale of a time while Illya isn't sure whether to knock Napoleon's teeth out or kiss him.

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