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    Noise, noise, noise. Viktor can't seem to quiet it down by himself.

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    07 Apr 2023

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    When Eda Clawthorne finally trudged her way through the Owl House’s front door, her plans for the afternoon were simply to down a glass of apple blood, make herself lunch, and see how long she could nap before King or Luz inevitably needed her help with some quirky misadventure. Those plans most certainly did not include Hooty depositing a half-dead, very familiar teenager on the couch right as she’d been about to start on frying up something for lunch.

    Holy Titan,” she cursed, taking in the injuries that littered the Golden Guard’s prone form and the little cracked palisman in his hand. “What in the world happened?”

    For the moment, at least, it seemed like lunch would have to wait.

     

    (Or the one in which Hunter gets accidentally adopted and re-evaluates his entire life, Eda acquires a new kid and also definitely isn’t still crushing on Raine Whispers, Luz struggles with bard magic and teaches Hunter about pancakes, King is adorable as always, and Hooty is… well, Hooty is Hooty. Featuring loads of found family content, a healthy serving of angst, old and young gays being totally in love, and- best of all- a stuffed shark named Claude.)

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    03 Mar 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Sometimes, Hunter would look in the mirror and his facial muscles to look like everyone else does. Wills the gaping, empty chasm in his chest to go away, or at least stuff it up with some big boulder so he could pretend he’s like everybody else. But he doesn’t even know what he even is, not really. The notes Unc—Belos—Philip—had left behind for him to flip around like it’s some mandatory class assigned gut-wrenching horror literature often provided him more trauma than closure or understanding. Sometimes, when they think he’s not aware (he always is), Eda and Camila look at it with carnal disgust, like they want to shred it into atoms and drown it in the Boiling Seas so he could never read it again. (They don’t).

     

    After the funeral, though, Hunter wishes they would.

     

    or, after burying the previous golden guards with his new family, hunter gets a nightmare.

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    21 Dec 2022

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    The armor placed aside and wetsuit discarded, Anne lifts Marcy from underneath her legs to her bashful protests— “you don’t have to do this.” and immediately after, “I don’t. But I want to.”

    (Or, Marcy is freed from mind prison and is in long overdue of a hair washing. Anne doesn’t dare leave her alone.)

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    20 Dec 2022

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    Sasha let out a growl and lunged, catching the creature, whatever it was, by its hood. She wasn't about to let it get away, not without a fight.

    "Get over here!"

    The hood comes down, but before she can get a good look at it, something slams against the side of Sasha's face. Her hand is still in the hood, though, and so they go down together. A body landing atop Sasha's and pressing her into the dirt. Something presses against her throat-- probably the same thing that hit her in the face-- and she's forced to look up into the eyes of her attacker or risk getting her wind-pipe crushed like a twig.

    "Anne?!" She wheezes.

    "GRAAH!" Anne snarls, pupils the size of pinpricks.

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    Anne never makes it to Wartwood. At least, not on her own.

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    02 Dec 2022