turingtestflunker
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Three Days the World Ended by turingtestflunker
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek
05 Nov 2022
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Three interconnected stories about world and galaxy changing disasters: 9/11, the Xindi attack, and Wolf 359, and their far-reaching consequences. Contains: background for my oc, Enterprise era world building, and speculation about exactly how much of a pain in the ass Robert Picard is to live with. OC-heavy content dislikers, read chapters "Where the Winds Tried to Blow, And We Said 'No'", "Give Me Something To Do 'Cause I Can't Watch the News Anymore", and "It's Literally Still Burning" and skip everything else.
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- Part 4 of The Past is Another Planet
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Donna tries to learn how to work with Josh again. There are complicating factors.
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- Part 6 of Checks and Balances
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Did You Kill Bruce Maddox? by turingtestflunker
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek
14 Mar 2020
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Bruce Maddox has been murdered. The list of possible suspects is a mile long, but Data is at the top of it. Worf and Geordi race against time to help their friend clear his name before it's too late.
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- Part 3 of The Past is Another Planet
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How (Not) to Escape From the Daystrom Institute by turingtestflunker
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Next Generation
08 Jul 2019
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So, did you ever wonder what Bruce Maddox did with the rest of his life after having his ass handed to him in court by Data and Picard? Me too. It's the sequel to The Measure of a Man that literally no one asked for. Contains: fun with Federation law, more face time with Bruce Maddox than any one person should have to endure, speculation about the post-First Contact period, and Vulcan lesbians.
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- Part 2 of The Past is Another Planet
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The Degree to Which You're Fucked by turingtestflunker
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek
04 Jan 2019
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So you remember that episode where the Enterprise-D picks up some humans from the 1980's and it serves as a contrast between the 20th century and the 24th? Because I do, and I have THOUGHTS. I think that the premise of cryonics was fundamentally counterproductive to the episode's purpose because cryonics inherently biases the pool towards relatively wealthy people who have their lives together. So I wrote a story about the crew dealing with an untrusting, uncooperative, mentally ill, belligerent trans autistic person. Because I found it amusing. Data heavy and tagged self-indulgent for a reason. Enjoy.
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- Part 1 of The Past is Another Planet
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The Past is Another Planet by turingtestflunker
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Enterprise, Star Trek: The Next Generation
05 Nov 2022
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Josh is an emotional toddler. Helen is an evil genius. Matt is going to be president. Together, they have kinky sex. God help them all.
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Julian Bashir is headed to a court-martial for lying about his genetic status. He's willing to accept the consequences of his actions, but Dax thinks something is wrong. When she and Sisko find out just how bad the situation is, there's only one person who can help.
Garak thinks they're all hopelessly naive. Fortunately, he knows what he's doing.
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09 Jul 2023
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Rough Ride (aka A Cardassian Education) by DS9ItchtoScratch
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
31 May 2022
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Bashir accompanies Sisko and the others as far as Kronos on Dukat’s Klingon ship during ‘Apocalypse Rising’, but that means Dukat has to take him home again.
Alone.
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- Part 1 of Interspecies Education
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24 May 2022
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After the events of the Peacekeeper Wars, Scorpius tries to figure out what to do with his life now that his Peacekeeper career and Scarran revenge plot have ended. As he and Braca strike out on their own, Scorpius reflects on his past to discover who he is without an all-consuming need for vengeance. Braca seems to think the answer to Scorpius' existential crisis is reuniting with Sikozu, the lover who betrayed them both, nearly killing Braca.
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07 May 2021
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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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- 356,700
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- 99/99
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17 Feb 2018