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    Ilya: Troy came out to the team a few days ago and then asked me for your number

    Shane: And you thought it would be a good idea to give it to him?

    Ilya: It’s been a boring few months.
    Ilya: Was he awkward? He is so awkward.
    Ilya: He is about as bad at being gay as you are.

    Shane: Fuck you.
    Shane: And YES. It was fucking awkward.

    Ilya: I knew it.
    Ilya: Tell me everything.

    Shane: He told me he was gay.
    Shane: Which WTF. Didn't see that coming.

    Ilya: Okay, yes. And?

    Shane: And then he asked me out on a date.

    Ilya: What.

    Shane: And now we’re going to dinner next week after the game.

    Ilya: WHAT.

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    “It was in 2013. The first time, we were in that stupid apartment of yours in Montreal. So many pillows, you hired someone to decorate. I knew it was your first time, like that, with anybody. I wanted to make it good for you so badly. I’d thought a lot about it. I’d planned for it, like I never would have for anybody else I’ve been with. I didn’t expect— I didn’t realize how right it would be. I wanted to stay, I wanted to stay in that bed forever just to hold you.”

    “Holy shit,” Shane says.

    Ilya sighs, glares at him. “You have got to stop saying that in response to my romantic declarations. Is bad for my nerves.”

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  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    Shane adopts a cat; Ilya overhears Shane talking about "Vincent" and assumes instead that Shane now has a boyfriend. He's not jealous, at all, about it. Especially when Shane invites him to his cottage.

    FFC Day 6: Fluff

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    Trending

    #1 submissiveandbreedable
    #2 Shane Hollander
    #3 haydenpikeisoverparty

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    alternatively, with the help of google, wikipedia, twitter, and lily, shane hollander sets off to find out if he's submissive and breedable and accidentally finds out he might have feelings for rozanov instead. if you squint.

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    “No!” She says, because one parent seeing her like this is bad enough, and then she’s finally moving, stumbling back off Owen’s lap and awkwardly landing on her feet, “Papa, I can explain…”

    “Hm,” he says, eyes flicking back over to Owen, “I think you can explain to me and Dad, da?”

    And then, because this moment can’t possibly get any worse, Owen blinks like he’s suddenly figured something out and says “Holy shit, you’re Ilya Rozanov.”

    OR: shane and ilya catch their daughter secretly making out with her boyfriend in the basement. they're not at all chill about it.

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