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    “Um, so, how do you want me?” she asks.

    Mira raises an eyebrow and Zoey bites her lip.

    “For the massage,” Rumi amends, flustered.

    “From behind,” Mira says, and Zoey elbows her.

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    the rumi spitroast fic

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    12 Sep 2025

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    “This is my roommate, Gideon. She has a filthy mouth, and she wears only as many clothes as is strictly necessary, but please know that she is very dear to me.”

    There was a joke in there that Gideon wanted desperately to explore, but she was struggling to decide if she wanted to yell or run away. She settled on the third option: neither.

    “Nah, fuck that,” she growled, pointing the spatula like a sword at the tiny, emo interloper.

    “Get that snitching-ass gremlin the fuck outta here.”

    - or -

    A paramedic and a surgeon walk into a Boston hospital, and things go downhill from there.

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Immaculate Griddlehark! Fuck buddies with 'she isn't into me' mutual miscommunication, our traumas compliment each other

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    Background: Agatha could never forgive Rio for taking her child.

    …But what if she did? What would that take, and what would it look like? Is it even possible and, if not, is there another way forward for them?

    Plot: So basically, after Agatha died Death went “fuck this shit I’m out.” That turns out to be pretty bad for humanity in general, so a lot of people have to get real invested in their relationship super quickly. The timeline toggles back and forth between the present day, specifically the weeks right after the end of AAAS1, and flashbacks that take place mostly between 1683 and 1756. This is canon-compliant. Despite the presence of Daisy, Jemma, and May, you do not need to be familiar with AoS to understand this story and the relationships in it.

    Edited for Chapter 2: Lots and lots of words of Agatha and Rio falling in love, sometimes grumpily and with a little bit of murder, but also with a lot of wanting each other.

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    24 May 2025

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    lefty does canon backfill perfectly

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    This fic follows canon, and diverges after the Basilisk vs. Raffens set piece when both women are alone talking at the Aldecaldos camp bar.

    It is a retelling of the relationship between Panam and Female V if things played out differently, so minor spoilers ahead for the Panam storyline if you haven’t played that far.

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    06 Apr 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
    John 20:27
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    FEATURING: ESCAPE PLANS - CORPSE GOOP - INVENTIVE MINT STORAGE LOCATIONS - CONFESSION - PRAYER - GIDEON'S HOLES - SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT REALITY

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    18 Mar 2025

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    Fantastically written surprisingly hilarious chussy fisting