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be neither fish nor fowl by vicariously kingly (pelted)
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
29 May 2016
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They found it in the locked room of a Royal Navy's vessel, The Fox waiting to take her crew and their new spoils across the deep blue.
It was beautiful. It was rarer than any diamond.
“A mermaid,” Dan laughed, taking a step back and sweeping her hat off her head to hold to her chest. “They were transporting a mermaid.”
It was going to make them rich.
( wherein the Foxes are pirates, Neil has gills, and no one quite trusts the magic. )
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- Part 1 of Fear No Fall
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29 Jan 2026
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Neil Josten hates his job. He doesn't like candy, or kids, or parties. But Candytown USA was the only job he's managed to maintain, and he has nothing better to do.
When his only regular, a man in strange, corndog themed attire, starts asking 'personal' questions, Neil has to contend with his worst enemy; feelings. Will he be able to solve the mystery of the corndog man's interest, before he's consumed by the ghosts of his past?Bookmarked by ur_local_fish
10 Jan 2026
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I’m Lying: A ‘Memoir’ by N. Wetskanky
In the 12 years that Nathan Wesenski was active, he, and the cult he maintained, were responsible for over fifty confirmed murders, with the actual number of murders estimated to be in the hundreds. Nicknamed “The Butcher of Baltimore” by friends, colleagues, and weirdos online, Wesenski was famous for his use of butcher knives and subsequent cannibalism of his victims. Once he was arrested after the murder of his wife, Mary Hatford, Wesenski was sentenced to death at the Chicago state prison. Survived by his reformed cult members and his only child, the story of Nathan Wesenski has gripped the nation. Now, years after the death of his father, the son of the Butcher breaks his silence; in a fake and upsettingly vague account of his childhood, N. Wetskanky doesn’t tell the story of life under one of America’s most notorious murderers.
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09 Jan 2026
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Caretaking 101: When to Surrender a Sweatshirt by williams_strawberries
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
04 Apr 2024
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Neil was acting shifty, and Andrew knew why; that motherfucker was leaving. Despite the promise between them, Neil was prepping to run. Andrew wasn't upset about that, not at all. After all, if notorious Neil "No-Swing" Josten needed to leave after Andrew admitted his desires regarding his proximity to Neil's shorts, who was Andrew to stop him. But that doesn't explain why Neil was stealing socks, or why he wanted Andrew's clothes.
Whatever. That was probably unrelated.Series
- Part 1 of lessons in caretaking
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07 Jan 2026
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told me everything about you (that's a bold move) by Talls
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
16 Nov 2020
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Social misfit with flighty tendencies seeks email correspondence with someone who doesn’t like small talk and doesn’t ask personal questions. I don’t really know who would respond to something like this, but if you’ve ever been so alone that you knew for a fact that dying would have a net zero impact on the world, my email address is [email protected] and I want to know what you think makes people cruel.
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In which Andrew gets stood up by Abram, his pen pal and soulmate, on their first date. Disheartened, he finds consolation in his most annoying coworker, Neil Josten, who coincidentally shows up alone at the restaurant at the same time.
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- Part 6 of aftg au oneshots
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05 Jan 2026