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    ain't no window wide enough (to keep me from getting to you) by

    Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

    07 Oct 2023

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    So, when he walks into his apartment, after dropping his keys three times while trying to unlock it, and the first thing he hears is a literal hissy fit coming from his bathroom, Steve's immediately turning right back around and shutting the door. He desperately wants to curl into a ball and cry in the middle of the hallway, but he has nosy neighbors and it won’t actually fix anything. He needed to end this, and he needed to end it now.

     

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    One of the neighborhood cats emotionally tortures Steve for months until he finally gets the balls to do something about it.

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    the language by

    Fandoms: Eurovision Song Contest RPF, Käärijä (Musician), Joker Out (Band)  

    16 Feb 2024

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    "Why are you up?"

    To this Bojan picked up the book that was laying open on the kitchen table and held it up.

    Oh no, Kris thought.

    Suomen mestari, read the book cover. That fucking Finnish textbook, read Kris.

    "Homework," Bojan delievered gloomily.

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    25 Aug 2024