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staying still by BoneRot19
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Batman - All Media Types
15 May 2026
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It’s him or me, you have to decide.
Please don’t…
I’ll count to three.
Put the gun down.
When Jason came back to life he did so choking on a scream and stale air and maggots.
One.
Don’t.
When Jason came back to his mind he did so choking on lazarus water.
Two.
NO!
When Jason came to in the ruins of a building he did so choking on dust and ash and his own blood.
Thr-
Choking, choking, choking.
You managed to find a way to win… and everybody still loses!
Jason woke up when he hit the floor.
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- Part 2 of one headlight
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14 May 2026
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paper pushing (and other cruel and unusual punishments) by flipthebits
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
24 May 2026
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After a string of botched missions, Kakashi receives a mandatory break from active field duty. Stuck in the village with little else to do, he begrudgingly accepts an assignment to a short-staffed mission desk for the duration of his leave.
The only person more unhappy about this than Kakashi is Iruka Umino.
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26 Apr 2026
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Kakashi is a top real estate agent that works for Konoha Realtors. He loves his work except for the parts where his clients try to introduce him to nice, young, eligible people his age. The logical conclusion is to buy himself a ring and fake marry his office crush without Iruka knowing. What could possibly go wrong?
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17 Apr 2026
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Of all the things Kakashi expects to greet him the day after he returns from a mission, Iruka-sensei from the academy carrying Naruto Uzumaki over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes is not very high on the list. Luckily, he’s learned to roll with the punches.
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- Part 1 of better than everything in the sky
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07 Apr 2026
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“I suppose I chose you since it wouldn’t inconvenience you too much to move into the Hokage residence. It’s quite close to the Academy, as you know.”
“Of course,” Iruka says, nodding slowly. “That’s the best reason for any couple to get married, really. The convenience of their future housing arrangements.”
The Rokudaime is in need of a husband and Iruka is eminently available.
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06 Apr 2026