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So Shane Hollander is, how do you say in English, a dirty little thief. A clothing thief, to be precise. Ilya can't say he saw that coming, but he also can't pretend he's all that mad about it.
His shirt looks good on his Shane. On Shane. On Hollander.
Right. His shirt looks good on Hollander.
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- Part 1 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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“You know, one day you’re gonna meet someone you love so much you’ll want to toss all your stupid rules out the window just to be around them,” Jessica told him the day they broke up.
God, Shane remembers thinking. I fucking hope not.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
16 Mar 2026
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ASDFGHJKL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SON IM CRINEEEEEE SON IM CRINEEEEEEEEEE
THIS WAS ADORABLE, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH, NO ONE TALK TO ME
I LOVE THEMMMMM
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY DOMESTIC FLUFF IS MY FAVORITE THING EVERY OH MY GOODNESS -
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“Oh my god,” the intruder says, voice coming faster and higher-pitched. “Shane, what the fuck? Oh my god.”
“Eeleeyah, come to my cottage,” Ilya mocks, voice muffled by Shane’s skin. “Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house instead. Is so private. No one will know…we will be completely alone. Together.”
“Oh my god, is that Ilya Rozanov?” the intruder yelps like he's about to start hyperventilating. “Why is Ilya Rozanov half-naked in our kitchen, Shane?”
“Okay, I know how this looks,” Shane tells Ilya, “But I mean, technically, we are still alone. Together.”
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At the cottage, Shane and Ilya meet eighteen year old Shane Hollander. This is really only a surprise for one of them. Everyone handles it as well as can be expected.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
16 Mar 2026
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lmao the last author note but was really cute ngl
I love ilya so goddamn much I think I'll just die
young baby shane hollander <3 🥺🥺
lmao I cant get over the beginning when ilya is straight up having a panic attack, hollander is also freaking the fuck out, and Shane is just chilling, like guys come on it's not that deep. babe. I fear it will always be that deep. 😭
guys I'm still crying over how it was bc of ilyas words that shane was open to a relationship w ilya in the first place. like his whole speech was beautiful and I'm not crying you're crying shut up -
and i spit out the seeds by linearity
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
16 Mar 2026
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ALL ROADS LEAD TO THE COTTAGE I LOVE HOLLANOV RAHHHHH
ILYA MY BELOVED I WANT SOMEONE LIKE YOUUUUUUU I NEED SOMEONE WHO WILL DRIVE LIKE 12 HOURS STRAIGHT AND CROSS A BORDER FOR MEEEEEEE MY STANDARDS ARE TOO HIGHHHH AHHHHH
on a side note the fact that Shane's sex tape got leaked 😭😭😭 my poor baby didnt deserve that what the actual hell. also hed be FREAKING OUT if that actually happened like OMG
I literally cant I love everyone so much
the fact that shane was the first one to go to ottowa in this <3
OMG THE ENDING IM DECEASED
I can't I love jackie and Hayden and yuna and David so much I cried
<3<3<<3<33<3<3<3<<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 me when hollanov -
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Dean and Castiel share a bed. It starts out platonic, and then becomes something else.
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Bookmarked by ze_couch_potahto
09 Mar 2026
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IM CRYING
POOR SAM OMG LMFAO IM DEADDDDD
STOPPPPP
I CRINGED WHEN CAS WOKE UP OMG
AMAZING BUT HOLY SHIT EMBARASSING
I LOVE DESTIEL AND LIGHTBULB SAM