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    I Like Jane For You by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    11 Jan 2026

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    After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

    Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.

    *now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*

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    09 Jan 2026

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    LMFAO IM SO DEADDDDD
    i love hayden trying to push them together <3
    AHH I CANT BELIEVE HE SEXTED SHANE 😭😭😭
    Jackie, my queen, you are never at fault
    lmfao when hayden told shane about jane i stood up on my bed and screamed
    edit: 1/11/26 bc they finished the series
    I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP
    WHEN HAYDEN AND ILYA SUPPORT EACH OTHER TO SUPPORT SHANE <3<3<3
    LMFAO WE SAW THE OTHER SIDE OF THE INFAMOUS COTTAGE PHONE CALL POOR HAYDEN 😭😭😭
    I LOVE THEMMMM

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    where the hell is my husband? by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    03 Jan 2026

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    “Yuna, David - my husband just said he doesn’t love me anymore.”

    “I did not say that,” Shane argues, when he notes the disbelieving expressions on his parents’ faces. “I said we can’t get another dog.”

    “Exactly,” Ilya wails, throwing his arms up in the air. “Is same thing!”

     

    (Or, 5 times Ilya calls Shane his husband, and 1 time Shane calls Ilya his husband.)

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    10 Jan 2026

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    THIS WAS ADORABLE <3
    POSSESIVE! SHANE ASDFGHJKL ME TOO ROZANOV
    AND OMG ILYA IS SO WHIPPED ASDFGHJKKL

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    love in the time of AO3 metrics by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    03 Jan 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has exactly one problem with his secret relationship with Shane Hollander: Scott Hunter has more fanfiction than them.

    The solution is obvious. They’ll just have to make the internet ship them harder. What could possibly go wrong?

    Or in which two NHL players discover AO3, decide to manipulate their public image to generate more fanfiction, and not so accidentally come out in the process. Featuring: competitive nonsense, live television mishaps, and one very distressed Scott Hunter.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    this is truly crack treated seriously and im all for it 😭
    lmfao because why are they so obsessed w ao3 😭😭😭 im so dead
    in actuality tho, i wish the internet had reacted this way :/
    i cant, ts is TERRIBLE 😭

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    A Fierce and Blazing Thing by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    03 Jan 2026

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    In the days leading up to the first time Shane Hollander faces his old Montreal team with the Ottawa Centaurs, he kinda goes through it. Maybe a lot of bullshit built up over the years. Maybe now that he's finally in a place to deal with it, he starts to.

    Featuring my beloved Centaurs taking care of their own, a couple of very early mornings, a minor meltdown at practice, a slightly bigger meltdown at a barbecue, and one Shane Hollander finally coming home.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    ASDFGHJKL AHHH SHANE MY ANXIETY RIDDLED BABY SHOW THEM YOUR FURY GO FORTH AND WREAK FUCKING HAVOC RAHHHH
    ilya being there and understanding will never mot make me want to cry i love them sm
    centaurs <3

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    Too Much Ain't Enough by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    31 Dec 2025

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    “Say something.” Ilya asks “in Russian. For me.”
    Then softly, carefully, he does. “Я всё ещё скучный“.
    I’m still boring.He tried to add humour to it. But he doesn’t know if it reached.
    Still, Ilya's breath catches.
    “Oh.” He says like he’s just been handed something precious. “You’re perfect.”

    Or, Shane had been learning Russian the whole time.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    this was adorable<3
    i love his dedication. ilya was right, it was devotion <3