The rules of the Watchpoint

by orphan_account

Chapter 73: Concerning Skyrim and/or The Elder Scrolls:

1. I believe I've already addressed this, but arrow to the knee jokes are both immature and likely to result in an arrow to the face.
2. Whoever bought Skyrim for the entire base will return it immediately. I mean it.
3. No, it is not okay to reenact any scene from Skyrim resulting in death.
4. After the Werewolf Incident, it is now not okay to reenact any scene from Skyrim whatsoever.
5. Cosplay is allowed, as long as you keep it from being too explicit. Remember, we have children on base.
6. Aela the Huntress is too explicit. There are CHILDREN. On. Base.
7. I don't even want to know where you got that many Aela the Huntress costumes, but the last rule was not a go-ahead for everyone to cosplay as her.
8. No, Ana, I'm not being discriminatory. Or prejudiced against werewolves. Or Nords.
9. Stop calling us the Companions. We are not the Companions. We are Overwatch, and I'm honestly surprised we've lasted this long.
10. Skyrim is not for the Nords. According to the official lore, the Khajiit and Argonians were there first.

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