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THURSDAY | SCHOOL WEEK 3
7:51AM | the boiis™
babyboii: guys
dandyboii: boiis*
pocketboii: boiis*
boii: boiis*
babyboii: what the fuck e v e r
babyboii: anyway
babyboii: sEUNGMIN look at the boy sitting to your right
boii: why did u address all of us and then only tell seungmin something..
dandyboii: holy shit.
pocketboii: wHAT
boii: SHIT NOW I WANNA KNOW
dandyboii: All I’m gonna say is there’s still 5min left until the bell, Sungie. if you want a glimpse at the angel sitting next to me...
dandyboii: Hyunjiiiin, can you even see his FRECKLES from back there?
babyboii: fuck, no i can’t. i’m coming to ‘talk’ to u now
boii: *NYOOMS TO UR CLASS*
pocketboii: no faaaair, i’m not on the same floor as you guuuuys
pocketboii: someone. speak to me.
pocketboii: jisung, class starts in two min
pocketboii: I thought we all agreed to S H A R E
boii: i have witnessed heaven on earth. a real live walking talking breathing angle
dandyboii: angle
babyboii: angle
pocketboii: I’ve always wanted to meet a real angle. Was it acute one?
boii: perish. all of you.
boii: i’m bringing this to the big gc. brace urselves
pocketboii: is this the part where i point out that i already have braces :3
dandyboii: cutie ^^
8:04AM | don’t let minho name the chat (8)
boii: duuuuuuuuuudes
fulljoon: I’m going to pretend that you didn’t just call us ‘dudes.’
mad: Isn’t your class starting, Ji?
binny: Sungie goes to class? On time?
boii: y’all are rude.
boii: fuck y’all.
boii: i came here to bring news of the most divine specimen i’ve ever laid my eyes on
boii: and you guy just wanna hurt me like this
mentos: but you haven’t seen me since last night :(
mad: Oof..
dandyboii: Yiiiikes
babyboii: lmao he called you out, sungie
boii: ***rephrase: the most divine specimen i have ever laid my eyes on since minho-hyung
mentos: Better. It could use a little more rephrasing, but I’ll accept it for now.
babyboii: let it be known that i am TRYING to pay attention in class rn
babyboii: BUT I actually saw the angel first
dandyboii: I saw him second
boii: third time’s the charm, they say. and i happen to be quite the charmer
pocketboii: i haven’t seen him at all, but i fully believe in the other boiis™
fulljoon: Jisung doesn’t even have the same class as Jinnie and Seungmin, though?
pocketboii: yea, he nyoomed to their classroom to see the dude
boii: angel*
dandyboii: You spelled it right that time. I’m proud.
binny: So… what is this boy’s name?
babyboii: .
dandyboii: .
pocketboii: .
boii: .
mad: We’ll continue this discussion at lunch. Pay attention in class, children.
8:55AM | don’t let minho name the chat (8)
babyboii: i thought you’d all appreciate this update
babyboii: class is almost over but the teacher wants cute baby angel boy to introduce himself
babyboii: shit.
dandyboii: Holy shit.
mad: Gone are the days we at least tried to keep the big gc PG rated, huh. jfc
fulljoon: Chan…
boii: I JUST LOOKED AT MY PHONE W HAT
boii: WHY DID SEUNGMIN CURSE
mentos: and a holy curse at that. this boy must be truly divine
boii: he is
dandyboii: he is
babyboii: he is
pocketboii: i assume he is
dandyboii: except
babyboii: his voice
boii: no fairrrrr, he didn’t say a single word when i was in your classroom :(
pocketboii: to be fair u wer ein there for like, what? two seconds?
boii: 3 minutes*
binny: What’s wrong with his voice?
mentos: Changbin back at it with the hard hitting questions we all want the answers to.
fulljoon: Did his introduction include a name as well?
mad: Hyunjin?? Seungminnie?
mentos: Oh shit, Taejoonnie 1 up’d Changbin’s question
pocketboii: class ends in like 2 min, where did they go
boii: well, let’s use our context clues: they saw his face, heard his voice, got his name and probably made some sort of eye contact with him
boii: i think it’s safe to say that Hyunjin and Seungmin are no longer with us. For they have Ascended.
