The Rise of Chaos

by ReyAndor19

Summary:

The characters of Star Wars have all gotten together...and as you would expect, it’s gotten out of hand.

Notes:

Basically I just threw a ton of Star Wars characters into a building together and if something blows up, we’ll just call Bo-Katan and her squad of Mandalorians.
Written by a half-asleep author listening to Perry the Platypus theme. We’ll see where that takes this.

Chapter 1: Dino Nuggets

Rey has started a chat room

 

Rey invited Rebel Gals

 

Rey: Kaydel made Dino Nuggets again, didn’t she?

 

Kaydel: no

 

Rey: Then explain why you and Zorii and Jannah are running around singing meme songs.

 

Jannah: DONT TELL YOUR MOTHER

 

Zorii: KISS ONE ANOTHER

 

Jannah: DIE FOR EACH OTHER

 

Zorii: 😶

 

Rose: I heard Dino Nuggies.

 

Rose: Hand em over Kaydel.

 

Kaydel: NO

 

Kaydel: LEAVE MY PRECIOUS NUGGIES ALONE

 

Nimi: ROSE PUT THE BROOMSTICK DOWN

 

Rey: Oh hi Nimi. You’re just in time to watch something blow up.

 

Nimi: WHAT??????

 

Rey: Kaydel made Dino Nuggets.

 

Nimi: oh no my one weakness

 

Rey: if I have to tell everyone that you guys blew something up AGAIN, y’all are dead.

 

Jyn: Hi I heard screaming?

 

Zorii: EXCUSE ME WE’RE SINGING

 

Jannah: LET’S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

 

Zorii: LET’S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

 

Jyn: where do we keep the earplugs?

 

Nimi: Padmé’s room.

 

Asajj: Why tf are you guys all texting if we’re in the same room?

 

Padmé: Language!

 

Jyn: Padmé don’t text while you’re at work.

 

Rey: ASAJJ HELP ME KAYDEL MADE DINO NUGGETS

 

Asajj: Not my problem.

 

Asajj: And they’re just chicken nuggets.

 

Rey: NO THEY’RE NOT!!!!! I SWEAR SHE FILLS THEM WITH CRACK OR SOMETHING!!!!

 

Asajj: Rey, I don’t even think we have crack here.

 

Jannah: AND IIIIIIIIII

 

Zorii: WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUU

 

Asajj: On second thought-

 

Jyn: Ok well they didn’t steal from my stash.

 

Rey:

 

Asajj:

 

Nimi: guys I’m sorry I’m gonna eat a Dino nuggie those things are heaven in a butt.

 

Nimi: BITE

 

Nimi: I MEANT BITE

 

Jyn: Sure...we all know that’s what you meant 😏

 

Zorii: POKÉMON

 

Jannah: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL

 

Padmé: Some days I wonder why I come home from work.

 

Jyn: So you can make out with Anakin.

 

Padmé: I-

 

Padmé: Anakin and I are just friends. Any ‘relationship’ you think we have is just friendship.

 

Rey: I might have some evidence... 😏

 

Padmé: And I may have some evidence about YOUR secret.

 

Rey: I seem to have lost my evidence.

 

Jyn: Padmé’s getting involved in dirty politics now.

 

Evaan: WHAT HAVE I WALKED INTO!?!?!?!?

 

Evaan: WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO EXPLAIN WHY JANNAH AND ZORII ARE RUNNING AROUND SINGING MEME SONGS AND JYN HAS A STASH OF DRUGS AND PADMÉ AND REY HAVE DIRTY SECRETS AND KAYDEL MAKES CRACK NUGGETS AND ASAJJ- you know what Asajj isn’t really doing anything bad.

 

Evaan: Which is a first.

 

Rey: Zorii, don’t jump off the table-

 

Zorii: I’M GAY

 

Asajj: We know.