The Curious Case of Fluffy and Erik Lehnsherr (Remix)

by CamilleChaosWritter

Summary:

Erik was in deep trouble.

Notes:

• Inspired by The Curious Case of Fluffy and Erik Lehnsherr by flightinflame
• In response to a prompt by flightinflame in the X-Men Remix Madness 2021 collection.

Betaed by InsertSthMeaningful

Erik was in deep trouble. 

It was a cold day at the Xavier Institute, so he had decided to spend his lunch break "meditating" near one of the fires. His meditation had turned out to be a bit too deep (and involved quite a bit of snoring, not that he would ever admit to that), so by the time he woke up, it was a bit too close to the hour when his class was scheduled. His main problem? He had spent his lunch break as a fluffy rabbit and couldn't transform back in front of the students. So, he started plotting. 

The easiest path for him was to get into the alcove across his classroom, where he would be able to transform back into himself without being seen. Easy was a relative word, his current form being on the small side and very crushable by a bunch of teenagers and kids. 

The first step of his quest was to get out of the room, which was full of students at the moment. He started hopping across the floor and tried to stay near the walls, but it wasn't enough. Unfortunately for him, Pyro decided to play with his powers, and the flames ended up hissing through the air dangerously close to Erik’s bunny tail, but they didn't burn him. Erik was pissed off and thought about the number of laps this little stunt was going to cost Pyro.

The second step for Erik was to get across the hallway and hop into the alcove. He sneaked close to the walls and finally managed to get into the alcove - where he ended up getting an eyeful. Irene and Raven were sharing passionate kisses, and he didn't want to interrupt them, so he backed off, wishing he could find another place to transform back.

He went back to the hallway when suddenly, someone grabbed him. 
"What are you doing here, shouldn't you be in your classroom?" The person who had lifted him was Magda, and fortunately for Erik, she brought him into his classroom and closed the door behind herself. After hugging him in his rabbit form, she put him on the ground to allow him to change back. 
"Hi Magda, I thought I had more time before class. Thank you for bringing me in," he explained after kissing her.  Right at this moment, the bell rang. It was time for Erik to start teaching - and not as a rabbit.

The same evening, Charles and Magda decided to spend a nice evening hugging Erik and taking care of him, when Charles noticed a weird detail. 
"Erik? Why are you missing hair here?"  Charles pointed at a bald patch on Erik's bare lower back, just above the curve of his arse.
"I'm going to kill Pyro"