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“Vasy wants a foursome with you and Heddy.”
If Steven had been drinking he’d have spat it out. “What?”
“Yeah.” Nikita blushed. “He got mad at Russia trying to tell us who to sleep with again and vowed he’d fuck multiple men if he got it.” He glanced at Andrei, Conn Smythe trophy nearby as he drank.
“And you’re okay with this?” Steven asked in a low voice. “I know you’ll be there too but still. Neither Heddy nor I would want to come between you two.”
Nikita grinned sheepishly. “I mean, it WAS pretty hot seeing him go off and it’s not like you or Heddy are ugly.”
“Thanks, Kuch,” Steven said, deadpan. He finally took a drink. “Let me talk to Heddy, ok?”
“Sure.”
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“Really?” Victor said.
Steven shrugged. “Kuch said Vasy’s doing it to spite Russia cause of their ‘must be pure Russian’ policies.”
“You think they’d learn after two of their best players defected rather than cheat on their boyfriends.” Victor took a drink. “Unless this IS their new plan, claim it’s Kuch’s when it’s mine.”
“Kuch and Vasy wouldn’t do that. I’m just chalking it up to goalies being weird.”
Victor snorted. “Probably. Not a curse thing, likely, most of them only have one partner. The Duck situation is...well, they don’t want to talk about it and the Avs are just ‘Like That’.” Victor even made his fingers quotation marks.
“So. Should we agree?”
Victor grinned. “Sure, why not? It’d be fun and it’s probably the best way to give Maggi a sibling anyway.”
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Nikita and Andrei were giggling and hanging on each other while Victor gently led them to the door. The nerves were starting to get the better of them. This was actually going to happen.
Andrei grinned devilishly at the older men. “So. How should we do this?”
Steven nodded. “We should establish ground rules.”
“Yes,” Andrei said, now serious. “I’ll never reveal who the father is. Even if it’s Kuch’s I’m saying all three of you are. Fuck what Team Russia thinks, I don’t want my kid playing hockey for them anyway.”
Steven and Victor were both surprised. It was one thing to hear Kuch say this was what Andrei thought, another to actually hear it.
“How do you feel about our son?” Victor asked.
Andrei grinned. “Love him.”
“We’re happy to be around him, and let our kid be siblings with him.”
“They practically will be anyway, so close in age as they are.” Victor had just BARELY recovered from his pregnancy in time to make playoffs.
Steven stepped closer to Andrei and held his face in his hands. “And are you sure? You can back out right now and we can still claim all this. If you just want to be with Kuch tonight.”
Andrei smiled. “But I want to sleep with you two.”
“It...might have actually been MY idea to ask you two specifically,” Nikita said, flushing.
“I was a little hesitant cause you might think I was trying to get your kid, Heddy, a future player, and claim it as Kuch’s.”
“That’s ridiculous,” Victor said. “We know you’re not like that.”
“I told you,” Nikita said, embracing him. “They know you’re not evil.”
Andrei leaned his head back to kiss Nikita.
“Feeling the click?” Victor asked in Andrei’s ear.
“Yeah...” Andrei said, panting slightly. “Is that normal?”
“For us cursed ones, yeah.”
“I’m ready. Take me to bed, boys.”