Work Text:
11:35 AM
|private chat- Henry C & mabel!!!!!!!!|
Henry C: Happy birthday Mabel!
mabel!!!!!!!!: aaaah ty!!!!
mabel!!!!!!!!: so
mabel!!!!!!!!: uh
mabel!!!!!!!!: DO YOU WANT TO COME TO OUR BIRTHDAY PARTY
mabel!!!!!!!!: IT’S AT 4 EVERYONE’S GONNA BE THERE ITS GONNA BE AMAZING!
Henry C: Uh idk
Henry C: We’ve only been dating for like two months it might be weird
mabel!!!!!!!!: huh ok
mabel!!!!!!!!: i really really want you to come but like if you don’t want to i totally get it
Henry C: Are you sure? You want me there?
mabel!!!!!!!!: duh!
Henry C: Ok
Henry C: I’ll see you there!
mabel!!!!!!!!: see you there!!
1:45 PM
|pines fam <3|
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: hey grunkle ford!!!!!!!
Ford Pines (the actual cool twin): Hello, Mabel!
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: hello to you too grunkle ford!!!!!
Ford Pines (the actual cool twin): Hello to you as well, Mabel!
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: hello to you as well grunkle ford!!!!!!!!!!
Ford Pines (the actual cool twin): Hello to you also, Mabel!
dapper dipper: I HATE IT HERE
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: aw dip we all know that’s not true
Stan Pines (the cool twin): I’m with Dipper. I hate it here too
Ford Pines (the actual cool twin): Okay, I apologize. We’ll stop.
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: yeah sorry we’ll stop
Ford Pines (the actual cool twin): I have to leave the house. Non-specific excuse. Goodbye, all.
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: see ya grord!!!!!!
dapper dipper: grord??
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: yeah grord!! (grunkle + ford)
dapper dipper: maybe the portmanteaus are getting a little out of hand
dapper dipper: that’s the most cursed thing i’ve ever seen and i once saw a baby slug-cow-whale hybrid devouring itself
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: OKAY MOVIN ON
|private chat- Stan Pines & Ford Pines|
Ford Pines: Apologies, I copy-pasted my text prompt without editing the “non-specific excuse” bit. :-/
Stan Pines: What the hell is colon dash slash supposed to mean?
Ford Pines: It is an emoticon used to express indecision, skepticism, exasperation, and/or annoyance.
Stan Pines: I still can’t understand why you don’t just use emojis. They’re right there!
Ford Pines: But the vibes are different! 😕 doesn’t properly convey the specific emotion I want to convey!
Stan Pines: That doesn’t mean you do something that should have died out in 2008!
Stan Pines: Ford
Stan Pines: Ford!
Stan Pines: POINDEXTER I know you’re there!
Ford Pines: Read at 2:01 PM.
Stan Pines: I DON’T THINK THAT’S HOW THAT WROKS FORD
|pines fam <3|
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: and that’s how you make edible butter slime! genuinely i love this recipe it feels like how feather pillows taste
dapper dipper: mabel i have many questions
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: ok what are they?
dapper dipper: (1 why are you telling me this i’ve seen you eat unholy quantities of this stuff at 3am like a million times
dapper dipper: (2 why are you texting me we are in the same room
dapper dipper: (3 have you ever eaten a feather pillow? because i have and they are horrible. it’s like eating a raw unplucked chicken without any of the fun bits
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: I MEANT THAT IT TASTES LIKE HOW FEATHER PILLOWS FEEL but tbh i kinda like that too
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: also you’ve eaten a feather pillow?? DID IT TASTE LIKE DREAMS
dapper dipper: i was in the middle of a summons i was stressed! i was getting chewy! i didn’t want to ruin my suit
dapper dipper: so i found a pillow in my hat and just. stuffed it in my mouth. also no it did not taste like dreams. or nightmares. it just tasted like feathers.
dapper dipper: wait why are you not questioning the raw unplucked chicken thing
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: nah that’s in character for you
|private chat- Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝ & Henry C|
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: hey
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: hey henry
Henry C: How do you have this number?
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: why would i not know your number
Henry C: Hm
Henry C: You asked Mabel?
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: im literally semi-omniscient. unsurprisingly the semi includes your phone number
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: also your credit card info
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: so if you try anything i will sink you into enormous debt
Henry C: You’re a literal demon
Henry C: And you’re threatening me with credit card debt????
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: this conversation had a point! i didn’t text you just to annoy you at work
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: although now that i have your number i’m definitely gonna start doing that all the time
Henry C: Okay so what’s your point
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: listen i know mabel’s bringing you to the birthday party
Henry C: Yeah
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: she likes you a lot so i will attempt to tolerate your continued existence
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: but
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: uh
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: UGH HOW CAN I EXPLAIN THIS
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: mabel always plans the parties, they’re like
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: microcosms of her, distilled into a few hours of cake and presents and dumb party games and rainbow glitter cannons
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: most people think they’re too much. so did the last few people she dated. they all thought she was too much too
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: so if you don’t like it this isn’t going to work out and i’ll definitely be mentally kicking myself and wondering why i didn’t get you to leave sooner
Henry C: You’re acting like I’ve never met her, even though I’ve known her for two months now
Henry C: Also you’ve been trying to get me to leave from the moment we met??
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: yeah but you don’t know her! that’s the point! two months is not enough time to know someone!
Henry C: Then give me some time!
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: HA
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: you don’t get it. you’re never going to get it.
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: no one ever gets it.
Henry C: Except you?
|private chat- mabel!!!!!!!! & Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝|
mabel!!!!!!!!: PLEASE stop threatening my bf over text
mabel!!!!!!!!: u have shovel talked him HUNDREDS of times while we’ve been dating i think u can stop now
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: i’m just worried
mabel!!!!!!!!: dude u don’t have to be!! i keep telling u this!!
mabel!!!!!!!!: if by chance he happens to actually be a creepy weirdo i can deal with him
mabel!!!!!!!!: but he’s not a creepy weirdo! he’s dorky moose man henry! ur acting like we met yesterday when i’ve known him for two months and i trust him! i WANT to trust him!
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: that’s just what henry said
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: also moose man??????
mabel!!!!!!!!: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO BE HEARTWARMING N EMOTIONAL N SHIZ
mabel!!!!!!!!: i like him! i want to like him! i don’t want to be miserably miserable forever because i’m waiting for him to betray me! maybe i don’t want to spend our whole relationship worrying about worst-case scenarios
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: ok
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: im sorry i get what you’re talking about
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: but moose man???????????
mabel!!!!!!!!: SHUT UPPPPPPPP
|private chat- Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝ & Henry C|
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: hey uh
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: sorry for being weird to you
Henry C: Mabel chewed you out?
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Henry C: I guessed
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: anyway i won’t be that horrible to you anymore i swear
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: i’ll try to give you some time
Henry C: Huh ok thanks
Henry C: Is that a deal?
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: no
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: it’s a promise
3:57 PM
|pines fam <3|
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: HEY DUDES HAPPY BDAY!
dapper dipper: SOOS
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: HIIIIIIII SOOOS
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: we barely see u on the chat anymore!! it’s great to talk to u!
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: usually i just lurk
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: i got y’all some really cool presents ur gonna love em
dapper dipper: oh man the 50th anniversary auto-rolling ddnmd dice set in blue and gold? thank you so much soos!
dapper dipper: SHIT sorry it was supposed to be a surprise right
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: it’s ok dude!
dapper dipper: yeah sorry it’s just so easy to check now
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: WHAT’S MY PRESENT DIPPER
dapper dipper: i’m not telling you i want to see your face when you hold it for the first time
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: yeah i think you’ll love it dude
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: tell meeeeeeeeeeeee
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: IT’S A SURPRISE
dapper dipper: in a summons rn and ugh this guy…. “you will eradicate all of the unnatural beasts living in our midst for this teensy-ass car instruction manual” Shut The Fuck Up
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: in our midst…
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: you mean like
dapper dipper: NO NO SOOS DON’T SAY IT
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: amidst us?
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: SUS SUS AMISUS
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: AMISUS!!!!!
dapper dipper: i hate you all
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: why do u keep saying that dude
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: people r starting to come in im gonna get off my phone and go hug everyone!!
dapper dipper: ok
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: man this is really nice dude
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: just talking, like normal
dapper dipper: yeah it is
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: how the heck does your phone work in the mindscape?
dapper dipper: ford and i modified one remember? it took a solid week to get it to stop burping smoke and trying to eat mabel’s shoes
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: man i wish i could see that
dapper dipper: see the phone or see the phone trying to eat mabel’s shoes?
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: both
dapper dipper: idk if i have a pic of the latter but i think i still have the blueprints for it
dapper dipper: give me a second
dapper dipper: phoneblueprint1.png
dapper dipper: phoneblueprint2.png
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: OH MAN LET ME SAVE THOSE
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: i understand like a solid third of all the fancy lingo on here and it is GLORIOUS
dapper dipper: thank you
dapper dipper: wendy and henry are pulling into the parking lot we should probably go
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: oh yeah we better
4:32 PM
|private chat- mabel!!!!!!!! & Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝|
mabel!!!!!!!!: PSSSST
mabel!!!!!!!!: meet me in the attic
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: mabel? ditching a party? to hang out with her brother? what strange alternate universe have i stumbled into
mabel!!!!!!!!: we’re doing The Present Exchange
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: yeah yeah ok i’m coming
|pines fam <3|
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: MABEL DID YOU LIKE YOUR GIFT
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: IM IN LOVE WITH IT
dapper dipper: did it have to be a hot pink life size teammate from amidst us
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: YES
dapper dipper: amidst us is dead! it’s not cool anymore! the memes aren’t even funny! why can’t you just accept this smh
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: how dare you say amisus memes aren’t funny
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: mabel! have you squeezed it yet
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: IM SQUEEZING IT RIGHT NOW
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: if i hold it long enough it may imbue me with its glittery power
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: it alternates playing the deceiver kill sound and playing that song you like about being 22!
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: TWENTY TWO BY KIMBERLY NIMBLE????
⚡️world’s most perfect man⚡️: YUP
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: ok now i am singing along to a kimberly nimble song as i hug a life size plush amidst us teammate this is this best day ever
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE IT BETTER
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: DIPPERRRRR I TOLY YOU TO COME UP TO THE ATTIC
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: COME SING KIMBERLY NIMBLE SONGS WITH MEEEEEEEE
dapper dipper: i told you im coming!
dapper dipper: i’m talking to henry
dapper dipper: it’s very difficult because i can’t insult him anymore
mabel the birthday queen🎉🎊🎉: please don’t insult my bf
dapper dipper: i just said i can’t insult him anymore!
dapper dipper: ok im coming upstairs with the gift
dapper dipper: for real this time
|private chat- mabel!!!!!!!! & Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝|
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: mabel i’m here
mabel!!!!!!!!: why r u textin
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: the speaker inside that plush thing is so loud you’d never be able to hear me
mabel!!!!!!!!: WHAT’S IN THE BAG
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: it’s one of those little tube men they put in front of car dealerships!
mabel!!!!!!!!: you stole a wiggly tube man from a car dealership??????
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: NO
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: i got it customized
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: it says “lady mabel glittersparkles” on it
mabel!!!!!!!!: omg that’s beautiful
mabel!!!!!!!!: IT’S TALLER THAN WENDY
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: is wendy the tallest thing you could think of
mabel!!!!!!!!: yeah
mabel!!!!!!!!: i got you that book you wanted. the one that came out today
mabel!!!!!!!!: from that thicket guy
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: CYANIDE FOR BRUNCH?
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: BY CITRUS THICKET??
mabel!!!!!!!!: preordered it and everything
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: ahhhhh that new book smell….
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: thanks mabel
mabel!!!!!!!!: ty
mabel!!!!!!!!: uh
mabel!!!!!!!!: happy birthday dip
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: happy birthday to you too
Â̷͙̲̦̦͘L̶̫̰̳̫̊̚C̸̼̟͙͎̭̟̜͐̇͜Ơ̶̱̘̻̟̞̏̏͛̾̓R̸͉̖̆͆̈́́͘͝: ok they’re cutting the cake soon we should probably go downstairs so we don’t miss it
mabel!!!!!!!!: its literally our birthday cake why would we miss it???
mabel!!!!!!!!: but yeah we shoud prob go that buttercream icing is calling my name very loudly