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ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 24 August 2021, 4:50 PM
EVENT CODE: 1001 - New User Registration
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Failure
COMMENTS: Applicant did not have local mailing address. Told to return tomorrow due to library’s imminent closure.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 25 August 2021, 4:54 PM
EVENT CODE: 1001 - New User Registration
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Failure
COMMENTS: Applicant brought street address for a dormitory (Hexside College of Arts) instead of a mailing address. Told to return tomorrow due to library’s imminent closure.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 26 August 2021, 4:53 PM
EVENT CODE: 1001 - New User Registration
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Failure
COMMENTS: Applicant spilled coffee over required forms. Told to return tomorrow due to library’s imminent closure, perhaps earlier in the day if she wishes to have more than one shot at the whole application thing this time.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(wpark) Lmao
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 27 August 2021, 12:36 PM
EVENT CODE: 1001 - New User Registration
LOGGER: gporter
STATUS: Failure
COMMENTS: Applicant paused halfway through process to ask where ‘the green-haired librarian’ was; upon being informed of her absence, spilled coffee over required forms and declined to fill out a second set.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(gporter) i don’t even drink coffee?? there was none at the desk?? how!?!
(gporter) oh also Amity if this girl is creeping on you we can 100% ban her
(gporter) just let Malphas know
(ablight) I’ve seen her maybe three times. No need for anything drastic yet.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 28 August 2021, 4:05 PM
EVENT CODE: 1001 - New User Registration
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: Applicant brought an extra coffee to ‘apologize for the messes she’s caused’. Coffee was declined.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(wpark) Dammit, Amity, I could have used that
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(wpark) ...I thought we turned that thing off?
(gporter) we did, it must have come back up after the last reset
(gporter) i can switch it off again
(ablight) Can it at least wait until after my shift? Last time you did this, it [COMMENT UNSUBMITTED, AUTO-SAVED BY SYSTEM]
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 28 August 2021, 4:29 PM
EVENT CODE: 9999 - Total System Reset
LOGGER: gporter
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: Power surge; total system downtime of ~5 minutes.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(ablight) Fucking hell, Gus.
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(gporter) fuck
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 1 September 2021, 4:06 PM
EVENT CODE: 0002 - User Media Checkout (Auto)
LOGGER: AUTO-CHECKOUT-3
STATUS: Partial Failure
COMMENTS: User exceeded automated checkout limit of five (5) materials. See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(AUTO-CHECKOUT-3) Succeeded checkout: So You’re Back in College: Tips and Tricks for Success - Bump, H.
(AUTO-CHECKOUT-3) Succeeded checkout: So You’re Back in College: Tips and Tricks for Success: Part 2 - Bump, H.
(AUTO-CHECKOUT-3) Succeeded checkout: The Complete Bonesborough Travel Guide - Belos, E.
(AUTO-CHECKOUT-3) Succeeded checkout: Introduction to Basic Physics - Clawthorne, L.
(AUTO-CHECKOUT-3) Succeeded checkout: Introduction to Basic Physics: The Secret Study Guide - Clawthorne, E.
(AUTO-CHECKOUT-3) Failed checkout - item limit exceeded: The Good Witch Azura 2: The Field of Deadly Fates - Terrace, D.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 1 September 2021, 4:38 PM
EVENT CODE: 0001 - User Media Checkout (Manual)
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: User apologized profusely for having to speak with attendant. Referenced threats made against her person by ‘the short librarian in blue’, and indicated desire to ‘not seem weird’.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Succeeded checkout: The Good Witch Azura 2: The Field of Deadly Fates - Terrace, D.
(ablight) Gus, I appreciate you looking out for me, but she’s fine. Really.
(gporter) you sure?
(ablight) She paced around in the lobby for nearly half an hour before she finally walked up. I think she was hoping for a shift change.
(ablight) I was half convinced she was going to put her extra book back if I didn’t leave.
(gporter) okay fine, i guess she can stay unbanned
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 2 September 2021, 9:03 AM
EVENT CODE: 0011 - User Media Return
LOGGER: AUTO-RETURN
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(AUTO-RETURN) Succeeded return: The Good Witch Azura 2: The Field of Deadly Fates - Terrace, D.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 2 September 2021, 9:13 AM
EVENT CODE: 0001 - User Media Checkout (Manual)
LOGGER: wpark
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(wpark VIA CHECKOUT) Succeeded checkout: The Good Witch Azura 3: The Search for Hecate - Terrace, D.
(wpark) I’m pretty sure this was Coffee Girl again, by the way
(wpark) @ablight
(ablight) Why are you tagging me? Did something happen?
(wpark) No, but you should tell her you want that coffee the next time you see her
(wpark) Maybe I’ll be on desk when she actually brings it
(ablight) We are not extorting our patrons for free coffee.
(gporter) no worries @wpark, i’ll do the asking
(ablight) Gus, I swear to God.
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(ablight) ...
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 3 September 2021, 11:41 AM
EVENT CODE: 0011 - User Media Return
LOGGER: AUTO-RETURN
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(AUTO-RETURN) Succeeded return: The Good Witch Azura 3: The Search for Hecate - Terrace, D.
(AUTO-RETURN) Succeeded return: So You’re Back in College: Tips and Tricks for Success - Bump, H.
(AUTO-RETURN) Succeeded return: So You’re Back in College: Tips and Tricks for Success: Part 2 - Bump, H.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 3 September 2021, 11:50 AM
EVENT CODE: 0001 - User Media Checkout (Manual)
LOGGER: gporter
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(gporter VIA CHECKOUT) Succeeded checkout: The Good Witch Azura 4: The Maw of the Slitherbeast - Terrace, D.
(gporter) coffee has been requested
(gporter) also does her reading speed scare anyone else, or is it just me?
(gporter) these books are like actual doorstoppers
(ablight) Come on, Gus, the Good Witch Azura series is a classic.
(gporter) ...that didn’t answer my question
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 5 September 2021, 4:37 PM
EVENT CODE: 0001 - User Media Checkout (Manual)
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: Augustus Porter, I hate you. See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Succeeded checkout: The Idiot’s Guide to Elementary Physics - Pines, S.
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Succeeded checkout: Physics for Dummies - Pines, S.
(gporter) Amity!! you wound me
(ablight) I said no, and then she just. Left it on the desk.
(wpark) I mean, I’ll take it if you don’t want it
(ablight) No. I’m drinking this entire coffee myself out of spite.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 12 September 2021, 9:04 AM
EVENT CODE: 0011 - User Media Return
LOGGER: AUTO-RETURN
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(AUTO-RETURN) Succeeded return: Physics for Dummies - Pines, S.
(AUTO-RETURN) Succeeded return: The Complete Bonesborough Travel Guide - Belos, E.
(AUTO-RETURN) Succeeded return: The Good Witch Azura 4: The Maw of the Slitherbeast - Terrace, D.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 12 September 2021, 9:20 AM
EVENT CODE: 0001 - User Media Checkout (Manual)
LOGGER: wpark
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(wpark VIA CHECKOUT) Succeeded checkout: 101 Creative Writing Prompts for the Musically Inclined - Whispers, R.
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Succeeded checkout: The Good Witch Azura 5: Azura’s Return - Terrace, D.
(wpark) Hey, @ablight
(ablight) ...yes?
(wpark) Care to explain why the coffee I’m holding right now is an iced London fog, extra syrup, 2 shots of espresso?
(ablight) Absolutely no idea.
(wpark) Really? Doesn’t ring any bells?
(ablight) Nope.
(wpark) Hmm okay. Remind me, what was your Starbucks order again?
(ablight) I can’t believe you’re doing this to me.
(wpark) Go on
(gporter) yes please do Amity
(ablight) ...
(ablight) Okay, fine, so we might have talked last time she was here. And she might have asked me what my usual order was, and I might have given it to her.
(ablight) But it doesn’t mean anything! I was just making conversation!
(ablight) I didn’t expect her to actually remember it!
(wpark) Uh-huh, sure
(wpark) In fairness to you I guess, she seemed pretty uncertain about it
(wpark) But I confirmed your order for you, and also your desk hours
(wpark) You’re welcome
(ablight) Willow Park, you are dead to me.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 12 September 2021, 9:31 AM
EVENT CODE: 7004 - Schedule Change Request
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Failure
COMMENTS: Requesting a shift swap for the 13th of September, 2021, as I’m otherwise occupied during my normal work hours.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(mmalphas) Hmm, no, you’re not. Request denied.
(ablight) What the fuck, Malphas.
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(mmalphas) Y’all think I don’t watch these logs like a hawk?
(mmalphas) This is, like, the most fun I’ve had in ages.
(mmalphas) Go get that girl, Amity!!!
(ablight) Okay, first of all, we don’t even know she’s interested in me.
(gporter) uh yeah we kinda do
(ablight) Shut up, Augustus.
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(wpark) No Gus is right, I’m pretty sure we do
(ablight) Ugh.
(ablight) I am beset on all sides by foes, and I can no longer see the way.
(wpark) See? Just keep quoting GWA and you’ll win her over in no time
(ablight) How did you know that was a GWA quote?
(ablight) And wait, I thought you said she was already interested??
(ablight) Guys?
(ablight VIA ADMIN PORTAL) Changed thread state from INACTIVE - TIMEOUT to ACTIVE.
(ablight) Guys???
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 13 September 2021, 4:56 PM
EVENT CODE: 0001 - User Media Checkout (Manual)
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Succeeded checkout - SPECIAL: Oxford English Dictionary - REF.
(gporter) omfg she checked out a fucking ductionary
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(gporter) **dictionary
(wpark) This girl is ~whipped~
(wpark) @ablight How’s it going in there?
(wpark) Amity?
(gporter) @ablight
(gporter) hmm
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 13 September 2021, 10:48 PM
EVENT CODE: 9905 - Late System Shutdown
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: Manual shutdown; 5 hrs 48 mins past scheduled closure. 5 hrs 33 mins past valid closure window. This incident will be reported.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(gporter) :eyes:
(gporter) never have i wished more strongly for emoji support in this shitty library event logging system
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 14 September 2021, 9:01 AM
EVENT CODE: 9019 - Invalid Closure Event Ticket Response
LOGGER: mmalphas
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: Closed without consequence. You go, girl!
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(ablight) I hate all of you.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 15 September 2021, 5:01 PM
EVENT CODE: 0003 - Automatic Media Status Change
LOGGER: AUTO-DATE
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(AUTO-DATE) Item marked overdue: Introduction to Basic Physics - Clawthorne, L.
(AUTO-DATE) Item marked overdue: Introduction to Basic Physics: The Secret Study Guide - Clawthorne, E.
(gporter) better get on your girlfriend’s case about these, Amity
(ablight) She is not my girlfriend.
(ablight) And needling patrons about their overdue returns is strictly out of the scope of our duties.
(ablight) She’ll find out next time she tries to check something out, anyway.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 16 September 2021, 5:01 PM
EVENT CODE: 0003 - Automatic Media Status Change
LOGGER: AUTO-DATE
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(AUTO-DATE) Item marked overdue - Fine of $0.05: Introduction to Basic Physics - Clawthorne, L.
(AUTO-DATE) Item marked overdue - Fine of $0.05: Introduction to Basic Physics: The Secret Study Guide - Clawthorne, E.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 17 September 2021, 5:01 PM
EVENT CODE: 0003 - Automatic Media Status Change
LOGGER: AUTO-DATE
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(AUTO-DATE) Item marked overdue - Fine of $0.10: Introduction to Basic Physics - Clawthorne, L.
(AUTO-DATE) Item marked overdue - Fine of $0.10: Introduction to Basic Physics: The Secret Study Guide - Clawthorne, E.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 18 September 2021, 3:55 PM
EVENT CODE: 0011 - User Media Return
LOGGER: AUTO-RETURN
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(AUTO-RETURN) Succeeded return: The Good Witch Azura 5: Azura’s Return .
(wpark) Hey, @ablight
(ablight VIA ADMIN PORTAL) Changed thread state from ACTIVE to INACTIVE - CLOSED.
(wpark VIA ADMIN PORTAL) Changed thread state from INACTIVE - CLOSED to ACTIVE.
(wpark) She’s ba-ack!
(wpark) Ooh, she’s dressed up nice today too
(ablight) Are you seriously in the library right now? Your shift ended four hours ago.
(wpark) Uh, I needed a book, obviously
(wpark) Has she talked to you yet?
(ablight) She’s still holding the coffee; what do you think?
(wpark) Oh, assuming the coffee is for you now, are we?
(ablight) Shut up.
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(ablight VIA ADMIN PORTAL) Changed thread state from ACTIVE to INACTIVE - CLOSED.
(gporter VIA ADMIN PORTAL) Changed thread state from INACTIVE - CLOSED to ACTIVE.
(gporter) wait i can’t believe i missed this
(gporter) any changes yet?
(wpark) Nope, she’s still pacing
(wpark) In the romance section now
(gporter) still? her coffee’s definitely cold by now
(ablight) Willow, why the fuck are you still here?
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(ablight) Ugh, I’m going to kill that bot.
(gporter) trust me i’ve already tried
(wpark) UPDATE!! Coffee Girl has chosen a book
(wpark) Several, actually
(wpark) Amity Blight, you have incoming
(ablight) I guess I should thank you for the heads-up?
(wpark) Absolutely
(wpark) Now go wow her with that Azura-quoting brain
(ablight) I absolutely will not. I’m a professional librarian, thank you.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 18 September 2021, 4:31 PM
EVENT CODE: 0001 - User Media Checkout (Manual)
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Failure
COMMENTS: User has outstanding fines: total of $0.20. See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Failed checkout - MEDIA - outstanding fines: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (Original Broadway Cast Recording) - Sondheim, S.
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Failed checkout - outstanding fines: The Moment I Met You - Johnson, D.
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Failed checkout - outstanding fines: A Many-Splendoured Thing - Suyin, H.
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Failed checkout - outstanding fines: For a Breath I Tarry - Zelanzy, R.
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Failed checkout - outstanding fines: Finding Courage: History's Young Heroes and Their Amazing Deeds - Bedell, J.
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Failed checkout - MEDIA - outstanding fines: Dinner and a Movie - Hung, B.
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Failed checkout - outstanding fines: Question Mark - Henderson, J.
(wpark) LMAO
(wpark) Oh my God this is incredible
(wpark) What the FUCK
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(gporter) i’m speechless right now this is amazing
(gporter) should’ve warned her about the fines Amity!!
(wpark) Oh my God
(wpark) Amity looks like she’s about to die
(wpark) I’m so mad we can’t upload images
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 18 September 2021, 4:32 PM
EVENT CODE: 4001 - User Fine Payment
LOGGER: lnoceda VIA WEB PORTAL
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: Paid $0.20. Method: Debit.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 18 September 2021, 4:32 PM
EVENT CODE: 0011 - User Media Checkout - Retry (Manual)
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Failure
COMMENTS: User has one or more (1+) overdue articles. See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Failed retry checkout - MEDIA - overdue articles: 2 items.
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Failed retry checkout - overdue articles: 5 items.
(wpark) Jfc I think Amity might actually be about to pass out
(wpark) I don’t think Coffee Girl has her overdue books with her
(wpark) She’s so flustered it’s so cute
(gporter) fuck fuck fuck i have to see this
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(gporter) shut up bot!!
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(gporter) i’m omw
(wpark) You’d better hurry, Amity’s doing something at the desk
(wpark) Very intense typing going on
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 18 September 2021, 4:35 PM
EVENT CODE: 0011 - User Media Checkout - Retry (Manual)
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: Failure bypassed by admin override: ablight. This incident will be reported. See additional discussion.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Succeeded retry checkout - MEDIA - ADMIN OVERRIDE: 2 items.
(ablight VIA CHECKOUT) Succeeded retry checkout - ADMIN OVERRIDE: 5 items.
(wpark) Hahaha yes go Amity!
(wpark) Both of them are so red
(wpark) I’m filming it all Gus don’t worry
(wpark) I don’t think I’ll have sound but you can at least watch these disasters in real time
(wpark) Oh shit wait brb
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(gporter) wait what
(gporter) Willow!
(gporter) @wpark
(gporter) wth is happening
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.
(gporter) Willow??
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 18 September 2021, 4:52 PM
EVENT CODE: 9998 - Partial System Reset
LOGGER: ablight
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: Coffee spilled on Information Desk main terminal; requisitioned hardware replacement. Total system downtime of ~15 minutes.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(ablight) Nobody say a word.
(ablight VIA ADMIN PORTAL) Changed thread state from ACTIVE to INACTIVE - CLOSED.
ACTIVITY LOG - CITY OF BONESBOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
BRANCH: Main
DATE: 19 September 2021, 9:01 AM
EVENT CODE: 9012 - Admin Override Event Ticket Response
LOGGER: mmalphas
STATUS: Success
COMMENTS: Desperate times call for desperate measures. Closed without consequence.
ADDITIONAL DISCUSSION:
(mmalphas) @ablight You did say yes, right?
(ablight) All of you are terrible human beings.
(ablight VIA ADMIN PORTAL) Changed thread state from INACTIVE - TIMEOUT to ACTIVE.
(ablight) Fine, fine, I said yes! Will you all please stop calling the fucking desk phone now?
(ADMIN-BOT) The above comment has been flagged for profanity.