Chapter 1: Sorry for me
Chapter Text
[ swaggyprongs added 11 people]
[ swaggyprongs named the chat Hotties ]
littleking: wtf is this
swaggyprongs: idk I saw everyone heres ig accs and found literally all of u looked cool so
swaggyprongs: so I added u here
littleking: …. u do realize how stupid that is?
littleking: what if people here know each other but arent out and u basically just outed them
swaggyprongs: …. do u know someone here?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: BUG
littleking: fucking hell
[ Littleking left the group]
siriusendthebloodlineblack: oh
swaggyprongs: i guess that answered my question
swaggyprongs: do u know them ?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: that's my sister-
swaggyprongs: their bio says they/he sirius-
siriusendthebloodlineblack: o h
berriesncream: oh lovely u
berriesncream: and u made reg leave
berriesncream: dammit
siriusendthebloodlineblack: who's reg-
berriesncream: my bf , the person who JUST left the group
siriusendthebloodlineblack: um no- that's my sister? I think?
berriesncream: obviously not . That's Reg
[ berriesncream added littleking]
littleking: I will leave u
berriesncream: no u wont
littleking: -_-
siriusendthebloodlineblack: @littleking if ur name isn't the same anymore literally just tell me
andybrandy: oh lord have mercy
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ANDY
andybrandy: hey reg !! :)
littleking: hi andy :D
siriusendthebloodlineblack: what-
andybrandy: hi sirius :>
spacegirl: REGGG
littleking: PANNNNNN
swaggyprongs: uh
swaggyprongs: maybe we should just introduce ourselves so that we dont have whatever tf this is happen
swaggyprongs: I'm James, he/they, and idk I'm an only child
swaggyprongs: sirius is my platonic soulmate 😩 loml
swaggyprongs: no homo
siriusendthebloodlineblack: yes homo 😩
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I'm sirius, he/they/she , and idek ?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: james is my homie , my light , my bro
swaggyprongs: bro
swaggyprongs: so beautiful
swaggyprongs: I'm wip9ng tears from my eyes
siriusendthebloodlineblack: bro…
siriusendthebloodlineblack: also I'm single
swaggyprongs: same
berriesncream: um
berriesncream: I'm Barty, he/they/xe, im an only child
berriesncream: I'm not single , v much in love w @littleking
littleking: -_-
berriesncream: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
littleking: NO IT WASNT. U LOOKED ME IN THE EYE U MOTHERFUCKER
berriesncream: NOOOO I DIDNT MEAN TO
spacegirl: reg what did xe do now
littleking: HE FUCKING ATE ALL MY ICECREAM
spacegirl: oh ur dead
spacegirl: hii ! :) I'm pandora, tho I prefer pan, or any really nickname really. My pronouns are they/them , and I have a sibling, her name is Daliah. And reg is basically my brother :]
berriesncream: I KNOW, IM HIDING.
littleking: ily, but lord I also really hate u
berriesncream: <3?
littleking: </3
berriesncream: better than nothing
littleking: …
littleking: anyway, I'm Regulus, they/he (I'm trans and will not hesitate to break someone's neck if they misgender me or my family)
littleking: I have a sibling , @spacegirl :))
siriusendthebloodlineblack: o
andybrandy: uh
andybrandy: hey ! I'm andy , she/her (I'm also trans) and im not single, im married to my amazing husband and I have a daughter :)
littleking: HOW'S DORAAAA
andybrandy: ur not allowed at my house anymore
littleking: WHATTT WHY
andybrandy: she likes u more than me :/
littleking: as she should
siriusendthebloodlineblack: u have a daughter?!
andybrandy: yea ! She's turning 5 in 3 months . Her name is Nymphadora :))
andybrandy: I have a picture of her and reg
andybrandy: but it's a little old ?
littleking: NOOO
andybrandy: 
andybrandy: AREN'T THEY SO CUTE
littleking: I fucking hate u
spacegirl: reg whatt happened to ur face-
littleking: oh I got in a fight with mother 😶
spacegirl: oh ok , couldn't remember if it was with her or with vape again
littleking: no that was taken before I started fighting with snape
littleking: Dora was only like 2 , abt to turn 3 I think
andybrandy: yah
chocolateoveru: so ur just ignoring the abuse comment-
andybrandy: keep forgetting that's not normal
andybrandy: huh
andybrandy: imagine ur mom not hitting u
littleking: couldn't be me
siriusendthebloodlineblack: oh
chocolateoveru: um
chocolateoveru: hi I'm remus , he/it, and I dont have any siblings
chocolateoveru: @hottestredhead ur turn
hottestredhead: you forgot smth
chocolateoveru: sigh
chocolateoveru: lily is the light of my life , my sunshine on a rainy day , my water during a draught , my little ray of hope .
hottestredhead: ahh yes, there you go.
hottestredhead: hi :) I'm lily, she/her, and I have an older sister that you'll never want to meet
hottestredhead: oh and I'm in love with Remus lupin . platonically tho cause ew men
chocolateoveru: that's no way to treat ur husband
hottestredhead: dont divorce me
hottestredhead: I love you <33
chocolateoveru: eh
petedaworm: HI
petedaworm: what's this ?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: a gc , duh
petedaworm: really ? I was pretty sure it was a fucking PTA meeting .
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I don't like u
hereandalsoqueer: pete when was the last time I said I love you
petedaworm: carcrash ? I think ?
hereandalsoqueer: oh
hereandalsoqueer: well ily so damn much
petedaworm: what did u do
hereandalsoqueer: nothing, dont u taint my good name to these strangers
inlovewithadumbblonde: they spilled paint on ur bed
petedaworm: WHAT
petedaworm: also hi dorc
hereandalsoqueer: who tf is in this gc-
swaggyprongs: idk that's why we're introducing ourselves
petedaworm: O
petedaworm: peter or pete, they/them , and I'm areoace :]]
petedaworm: also I use :] more than anything so
hereandalsoqueer: yes u do
hereandalsoqueer: it's quite annoying
hereandalsoqueer: I'm Marlene , they/she , and peter is practically my sibling
hereandalsoqueer: here's a pic of me bc I'm hot asf
hereandalsoqueer:
inlovewithadumbblonde: damn right u r
hereandalsoqueer: hi babe :)
inlovewithadumbblonde: hi :)
inlovewithadumbblonde: my names Dorcas, I'm also nonbinary, and I have seen 101 Dalmatians more times than u will probably ever watch it
petedaworm: das my bad
petedaworm: oops
littleking: oh I wanna share a picture :0
berriesncream: do it , ur hot
littleking: I know
littleking: 
berriesncream: the eyeliner??hello?? Hot
littleking: hmm like you didnt put it on
berriesncream: oh yea. And I kiss ur face off right :)
littleking: yes. u definitely kissed my face off
swaggyprongs: I already knew u were hot from the 1 (one) picture on your acc but damn
siriusendthebloodlineblack: JAMES
siriusendthebloodlineblack: THAT'S MY
siriusendthebloodlineblack: sibling? Brother ? I don't know
siriusendthebloodlineblack: STOP THINKING MY FAMILY IS HOT
berriesncream: mf do u want to die
swaggyprongs: moving on
swaggyprongs: does EVERYONE in here know someone else here ??
swaggyprongs: that was a complete accident
littleking: I think so
littleking: I know Barty, Pandora, and Andy
littleking: oh and Sirius ig
siriusendthebloodlineblack: im ur brother-
littleking: You stopped being my brother 5 years ago.
swaggyprongs: ima just
swaggyprongs: anyone 3lse wan do a picture of themselves 😀
spacegirl: YES
spacegirl: 
littleking: and this is my daily session of telling you that you're a fucking god
spacegirl: u do it to me I do it to u🔫
hottestredhead: UR GORGEOUS BYE
littleking: nvm
berriesncream: reg.
littleking: BYE
berriesncream: sigh
spacegirl: THANK U LILY(?)
hottestredhead: UR WELCOME (yes)
berriesncream: one day I'm gonna make u love yourself the way I do
littleking: or .. you know … you could just do it for me
siriusendthebloodlineblack: im gonna cry
Chapter 2
Summary:
more chaos? also i dont like fabian
Notes:
tw- a small mention of child abuse in the very beginning
Chapter Text
[Private chat]
siriusendthebloodlineblack: im sorry
siriusendthebloodlineblack: idk what happened after I left but I didn't want you to get hurt
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I didnt think she *would* hit you
littleking: it's whatever, Sirius
[Hotties]
spacegirl: hello how is everyone on this fine day
spacegirl: except u 2
aspiringmilf: yo hi
littleking: pandora dont be mean
berriesncream: yeaaaa , it was an accident
spacegirl: @aspiringmilf hiii !
swaggyprongs: do we wanna know y they're being ignored
littleking: we accidently ate their grapes
spacegirl: "accident" my ass
littleking: I thought they were mine 😭
littleking: I'm sorry 😭
spacegirl: mhm
spacegirl: sure you are
littleking: ily
spacegirl: sure
swaggyprongs: what did Barty do then?
spacegirl: told reg to eat them
swaggyprongs: ahhh
spacegirl: little bastard
berriesncream: pan i love youuuu
spacegirl: sure
aspiringmilf: i'm already regretting not leaving this chat
swaggyprongs: valid. did u introduce urself yet?
aspiringmilf: uh, I dont think so, let me check
aspiringmilf: ok I did not
aspiringmilf: hi! My name is mary, my prns r she/they, and im 20
swaggyprongs: omg mary!!!!!!
swaggyprongs: u went to hs with us :o
aspiringmilf: oh, ya I did
aspiringmilf: nice
siriusendthebloodlineblack: "nice" jeez, tone down the enthusiasm a little
aspiringmilf: what do you want me to do mf
aspiringmilf: ONG JAMES IM SO EXCITED TO TEXT YOU I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN YEARS AND IVE SPENT MY ENTIRE TIME SICNE THEN THINKING ABOUT YOUR GROUP!!!!!
aspiringmilf: that work for you?
hottestredhead: ilysm
aspiringmilf: omg lily!! Hi!!
siriusendthebloodlineblack: i
petedaworm: what am I witnessing
swaggyprongs: idk
swaggyprongs: mary being a gay disaster?
petedaworm: omg Mary's here?? Hi mary!
aspiringmilf: hi pete!!
hottestredhead: wait does this mean I'm the only cis one here
chocolateoveru: omg lily
chocolateoveru: ur the token cis
hottestredhead: NoOooOOOOooooOooO
aspiringmilf: lmfao
hottestredhead: shitting tears rn
littleking: im just gonna come back later
littleking: also ew cis people /hj
berriesncream: dont be a bully
littleking: …..
berriesncream: I heard it
littleking: lmfao
siriusendthebloodlineblack: …
berriesncream: what
siriusendthebloodlineblack: nothing
berriesncream: right ok then
[16:38]
littleking: hey hey hey hey who wants to see a picture of barty
berriesncream: regulus black I will leave you
littleking: no you wont
berriesncream: no I won't. but dont do it.
littleking: (:
littleking: 
littleking: my pretty little princess <3
berriesncream: I hate you
littleking: sure u do
[Private message]
swaggyprongs: SIRIUS
swaggyprongs: SIRIUS
swaggyprongs: SIRIUS
siriusendthebloodlineblack: JAMES
siriusendthebloodlineblack: JAMES
siriusendthebloodlineblack: JAMES
swaggyprongs: WHY ARE THEY HOT THIS LITERALLY IS NOT FAIR
swaggyprongs: AND THEY'RE DATING TOO?!?!!?!?
swaggyprongs: WHO DID I PISS OFF IN MY PAST LIFE
swaggyprongs: TO INFLICT THIS TYPE OF TORTURE ON ME
swaggyprongs: YOUR BROTHER IS HOT,
swaggyprongs: THEIR BF IS HOT
swaggyprongs: AND IM GOING TO DIE
siriusendthebloodlineblack: YOU DM ME TO TALK ABT MY BROTHER????
swaggyprongs: YES CAUSE HE'S FUCKING HOT
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I'm going to carve out your spine.
swaggyprongs: aggressive today I see
swaggyprongs: Fabian?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: why do you automatically assume when I'm upset that Fabian did something
swaggyprongs: bc hes usually the reason?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: 😐
swaggyprongs: Sirius
siriusendthebloodlineblack: no it's not fabian, dickwad
swaggyprongs: then what
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ok so it is Fabian
swaggyprongs: whatd he do? can I beat someone up?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: arent you a pacifist
swaggyprongs: since when
swaggyprongs: and dont avoid my question!!!
swaggyprongs: what did fabian do
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ok so I was at the cafe
swaggyprongs: what cafe
siriusendthebloodlineblack: stacks
swaggyprongs: isnt that two hours away? why were you there
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I wasnt you fucking himbo. I was at your parents' place, where else would I be
swaggyprongs: youre mean
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I know
siriusendthebloodlineblack: anyway, I was there to study and I was sitting in the back and fab came in with a guy and it was pretty obvious they were on a date
swaggyprongs: what makes you say that
swaggyprongs: could they just be close friends?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: do you squeeze your close friends asses?
swaggyprongs: …..
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ok fair
siriusendthebloodlineblack: but you don't kiss them and go to the bathroom together. it leaves very little up to the imagination when they dont come back for 15 minutes either
swaggyprongs: gross, tmi
siriusendthebloodlineblack: you asked
swaggyprongs: I didn't need to know *that*
swaggyprongs: I'm sorry pads :/
siriusendthebloodlineblack: tis fine,
swaggyprongs: what r u gonna do
siriusendthebloodlineblack: nothing, what would I do
swaggyprongs: um, break up with him ??
siriusendthebloodlineblack: why tf would I do that?
swaggyprongs: bc he cheated?? multiple times?? and you've *caught* him cheating multiple times??
siriusendthebloodlineblack: and? it's not a big deal Prongs.
swaggyprongs: what did you do when you found out what's her face was cheating
siriusendthebloodlineblack: that's different, she was cheating on you. you dont deserve that
swaggyprongs: and you do?
[read 17:28]
Chapter 3: All that's left is a ghost of you
Summary:
sirius being sirius, things happen, reg explains things, everything ges out of my hand and idek where this is going anymore? i have no idea what I'm doing ok
Notes:
TW- improper binding things (idk if that needs a tw?), transphobia, reg misgendering himself, talk of past child abuse, violence, and general walburga being walburga.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
hottestredhead: pandora please send photos of your lovely face I need a reason to cry today
spacegirl: what
chocolateoveru: she saw a hot girl at the supermarket and needs to see other hot people before she implodes.
hottestredhead: remus you're literally homophobic
chocolateoveru: duh. gays are gross
swaggyprongs: wut
chocolateoveru: calm down I myself am gay
chocolateoveru: well im bi
chocolateoveru: but still. h o m o s e x u a l
littleking: ew are you gay
berriesncream: gross
spacegirl: I literally just heard you two going at it in your room
siriusendthebloodlineblack: do you hate me? is this my punishment?
swaggyprongs: punishment for what
littleking: so did you like
littleking: just never tell anyone you hadas sister
berriesncream: reg.
littleking: brother. whatever.
swaggyprongs: i did not know abt you until
swaggyprongs: well
littleking: yeah I figured.
littleking: sirius doesn't like telling people abt their fucked up family :)
[Private Message]
siriusendthebloodlineblack: reg I didnt think leaving would hurt you. i thought you wanted me gone. you refused to come with me.
littleking: cause I was scared. you give some kid conditioned to think that everything about him was wrong and that the people conditioning him were the only ones who could fix them, ofc I was gonna stay. I didn't want to stay but I didn't think I had a choice.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: reg I'm really, really sorry. I'm sorry I didnt come back, and that you felt you had to hide your identity from me. i would've helped you then, and I should have and I'm really fucking stupid for not realizing how much I hurt you by not coming for you
littleking: like I said, I wouldn't have gone with you. i only got out of that hellhole after I met Pandora in school. You remember the Malfoys?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: yeah, cissa married one, right?
littleking: yes. Lucius. That's pan's older brother. their dad's the same as mum, and pan had run away the year I met them. they were friends with Barty and his dads the same way, and xe had just left too. they got me out and I stole money from the family bank account, mum and dad thought I was dead, and i played along. Barty and pan did anything that we needed, got jobs where they could, I stayed in our apartment. I couldn't go even if I wanted to, mum got… her way with me the night we left and well, you know how she gets. We still live in the same apartment, and we got here like 4 years ago. so basically the three of us are just fucked up and queer.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: reg I'm so fucking sorry. why didn't you tell me? After you left. I would've helped you, or gotten you somewhere to stay.
littleking: and ruin the life you had built finally out of that bitches hands? I couldn't do that, and didn't even know your number.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: fuck, reg.
littleking: yea
siriusendthebloodlineblack: did she know
littleking: that I'm trans?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: yea
littleking: yes. that's why she was upset the night I left. She heard from some teacher at Beauxbatons that I was sleeping in the boys dorms and that I wore pants instead of the skirt and she went all batshit on me. She found the ace bandages I used to bind and went through my phone, found my contact with andy, tore into everything. she found all of the stuff I snuck under her nose and well.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: reg…
littleking: she broke my nose, fractured my arm, and cut so deeply into my side that I had to get stitches.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: she CUT you?
littleking: yea
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I'm gonna fucking kill her
littleking: too late. she died last year. cancer or something. dad died the year after I did.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I hope it was slow and painful.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: you got to a hospital for that shit, right??
littleking: no they let me bleed out on a mattress
siriusendthebloodlineblack: REG
littleking: sorry. Yea, that's why they thought I died. We had to pay the staff a nice chunk of the money to not telling anyone I was there.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: how long were you there?
littleking: only like
littleking: a few hours to get everything fixed, x rays, stichting me up with a needle, all the fun shit. Pan wanted me to stay overnight but I couldn't.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: why not??
littleking: it wasn't that bad, and I needed to get away from where anyone could recognize me
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ok as much as I understand your worry.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: why diDNT YOU STAY YOU DUMB FUCK
siriusendthebloodlineblack: YOU REALIZE THINGS COULD'VE GOTTEN WORSE???
siriusendthebloodlineblack: WHAT IF YOUR STITCHES TORE OR SOMETHING
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ??????
littleking: do you even know hwo stitches work
siriusendthebloodlineblack: NO
siriusendthebloodlineblack: BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT SOMETHING COUDLNT HAVE GONE WRONG
siriusendthebloodlineblack: wait
siriusendthebloodlineblack: could've?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: didnt
siriusendthebloodlineblack: EITHER WAY
siriusendthebloodlineblack: SOMETHING COULD HAVE GONE WRONG. WHAT IF IT DID
littleking: I'm talking to you… so nothing bad happend
siriusendthebloodlineblack: THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT COULDNY HABE
littleking: your spelling is absolutely atrocious
siriusendthebloodlineblack: not its bot
littleking: spell atrocious
siriusendthebloodlineblack: atrocius
littleking: you can see it and still spelt it wrong
siriusendthebloodlineblack: fuck you
siriusendthebloodlineblack: reg I'm sirius. leaving could have hurt you worse.
littleking: but I'm not. I'm fine.
littleking: im here, being bugged
siriusendthebloodlineblack: fine
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I'll jsut stop talking
littleking: jsut
siriusendthebloodlineblack: BITCH
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ill block you.
littleking: no you wont
siriusendthebloodlineblack: what makes you so sure
littleking: you jsut screamed at me for leaving the hospital
siriusendthebloodlineblack: -_-
siriusendthebloodlineblack: OH BEFORE I FORGET
siriusendthebloodlineblack: where do you live now? ur still in the US right??
littleking: sadly , yes.
littleking: the three of us were planning on going to France since I have that home under my name up there
siriusendthebloodlineblack: since when did you have a property in france
littleking: alfred gave it to me when he died
littleking: I didn't get my name properly on it until I was 18 tho
littleking: mom and dad were too busy "grieving" my death to claim any of my thing
siriusendthebloodlineblack: are you guys still in the us?
littleking: yea, sadly
siriusendthebloodlineblack: new york?
littleking: Pennsylvania
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ah the vampire state
siriusendthebloodlineblack: makes sense with how pasty you are
littleking: 1- that's transylvania
littleking: 2- its not a state, it's a fucking region in Romania you fucking roach
siriusendthebloodlineblack: oh
littleking: 3- fuck you
Notes:
my poor children ;-;
Chapter 4: And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
Summary:
sirius is fed up with barty and reg and thats. basically it?
Notes:
there shouldnt be any warnings, but lemme know if i missed smth <33
the chapter title is from American Idiot by green day :)) idrk if it makes sense with the story I just like it!
Chapter Text
hottestredhead: ok while those two are…
hottestredhead: doing whatever
hottestredhead: arguing, yelling, screaming. whatever.
berriesncream: they're talking for the first time in like,,,
berriesncream: @swaggyprongs when did Sirius leave home
berriesncream: or run away. whatever
swaggyprongs: uh like 5 years ago.
berriesncream: yea 5 years
berriesncream: so reg was like 14
berriesncream: fuck.
hottestredhead: sirius ran away? why
swaggyprongs: bc her family is very…. special.
hottestredhead: k then
hottestredhead: reg (?) didn't go with them /why/?
berriesncream: because.
berriesncream: im not gonna explain cause it's not my place
chocolateoveru: ok before this turns into
chocolateoveru: something
chocolateoveru: someone talk about something different
aspiringmilf: like what
spacegirl: hi mary!
aspiringmilf: hi pan!
spacegirl: how are you???
aspiringmilf: I'm good :D
berriesncream: 
aspiringmilf: :(
spacegirl: dont mind xem, they just forget that some people have compassion
berriesncream: D:
petedaworm: damn
berriesncream: shut up
chocolateoveru: are yall ignoring that they have a meme of their bf
berriesncream: "yall" what are you from Florida
chocolateoveru: yea actually
berriesncream: oop
petedaworm: Florida s u c k s
hottestredhead: o I went to get food and I come back to florida slander? Fuck yeah
chocolateoveru: you're literally also from florida
hottestredhead: and?
hottestredhead: who in Florida actually likes Florida
inlovewithadumbblonde: ……
inlovewithadumbblonde: I like it there
inlovewithadumbblonde: universal is nice
swaggyprongs: which is better
swaggyprongs: universal or Disney
inlovewithadumbblonde: depends on which disney park
swaggyprongs: there's more than one????
hottestredhead: yes 😭
swaggyprongs: wait how many are there
chocolateoveru: 4
berriesncream: why
hottestredhead: dunno
hereandalsoqueer: DORKY YOU'RE FROM FLORIDA?????
inlovewithadumbblonde: YES
hereandalsoqueer: OH MY GOD
inlovewithadumbblonde: I KNOW
petedaworm: D O R C A S
inlovewithadumbblonde: I KNOW
inlovewithadumbblonde: KILL ME I LIKE IT OK
hereandalsoqueer: oh dorky
hereandalsoqueer: oh my dear sweet child
petedaworm: isnt that incest
hereandalsoqueer: …..
hereandalsoqueer: oh my dear sweet love
petedaworm: much better
chocolateoveru: AGAIN
chocolateoveru: THE MEME???
berriesncream: what do you not make memes of weird photos of your partners?
chocolateoveru: no??
hottestredhead: yea cuae you need a partner to do that
berriesncream: 
chocolateoveru: I
petedaworm: hey remus you want some aloe
berriesncream: shut up that's so old
petedaworm: :(
hereandalsoqueer: dont be mean to pete
inlovewithadumbblonde: we'll fight you.
berriesncream: terrified
littleking: Barty are you bullying people
berriesncream: I'd never !!!!
inlovewithadumbblonde: yes he is
aspiringmilf: right so first lesson of this chat
petedaworm: everyone's gay?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: everyone's mentally fucked?
aspiringmilf: I was gonna say dont leave for any amt of time but ok
siriusendthebloodlineblack: 😬
littleking: also everyone is gay
[swaggyprongs added alivingsin]
petedaworm: oo yay a new victim
hereandalsoqueer: pete no
petedaworm: D:
inlovewithadumbblonde: Pete yes
petedaworm: :D
alivingsin: i-
littleking: sorry for…. them
berriesncream: you're just as bad bitch
littleking: fuck you
berriesncream: you just did
siriusendthebloodlineblack: istfg
siriusendthebloodlineblack: kill me and make it painful
berriesncream: ok!
littleking: we talked about this
swaggyprongs: you talked about killing sirius-
berriesncream: sadly, no
siriusendthebloodlineblack: i-
littleking: Barty 😭
siriusendthebloodlineblack: regulus can your bf not kill me
littleking: I dont control him
berriesncream: well
siriusendthebloodlineblack: STOP IT
aspiringmilf: i-
spacegirl: Barty stop traumatizing the group chat
berriesncream: :((
berriesncream: youre mean
spacegirl: I know
alivingsin: well I regret this
swaggyprongs: wait no
swaggyprongs: I'm james
hottestredhead: I'm lily :)
littleking: what are yall 8
hottestredhead: are you always a dick
littleking: yes.
littleking: sorry 😭
spacegirl: no he's not.
berriesncream: really isn't
littleking: no no let them think I'm mean
spacegirl: oh no u are mean
berriesncream: very mean
spacegirl: but you're cute when doing it so it cancels out
littleking: grrr
berriesncream: aww look we made him mad
littleking: fuck you
siriusendthebloodlineblack: BARTY ISTFG FO NOT
berriesncream: :(
berriesncream: sirius is obviously meaner
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I am not!
swaggyprongs: sirius is a giant teddy in a leather jacket
siriusendthebloodlineblack: WHAT
siriusendthebloodlineblack: NO
siriusendthebloodlineblack: IM PUNK LEAVE ME ALONE
swaggyprongs: awww baby
aspiringmilf: yes Sirius you are very punk
siriusendthebloodlineblack: :D
hottestredhead: he doesnt seem very punk to me
chocolateoveru: nah she doesn't
siriusendthebloodlineblack: THIS IS HOMOPHOBIC
siriusendthebloodlineblack: FUCK YOU ALL
siriusendthebloodlineblack: BARTY SAY ONE THING AND IM GOING TO GO TO YOUR APARTMENT AND BITCH SLAP YOU SO HARD THAT IT COMES BACK AND /I/ FEEL IT
berriesncream: jeez aggressive are we?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: REGULUS
siriusendthebloodlineblack: DO SOMETHING
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ABOUT XEM
littleking: why?
littleking: this is funny
siriusendthebloodlineblack: D:
petedaworm: lmfao
siriusendthebloodlineblack: fuck you
petedaworm: :((
hereandalsoqueer: WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO PETE
inlovewithadumbblonde: YEAH
inlovewithadumbblonde: LEAVE OUR CHILD ALONE
alivingsin: I'm so confused
chocolateoveru: all of us are
alivingsin: right
swaggyprongs: introduce urself??
alivingsin: uh ok.
alivingsin: I'm evan, genderfluid, and im gay
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ??
alivingsin: oh yea
alivingsin: I like men.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: sameeee
swaggyprongs: ay same
berriesncream: same
littleking: ITS LIKE HALF THE CHAT
littleking: DO NOT SAY "SAME" AGAIN
siriusendthebloodlineblack: …
littleking: Sirius
siriusendthebloodlineblack: same
littleking: I wish you a slow and painful death, preferably at my hands.
berriesncream: HELL YEAH THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABT
berriesncream: ur so hot bby
littleking: ik
siriusendthebloodlineblack: brb just violently sobbing
Chapter 5: we don't deal with outsiders very well
Summary:
andy returns, theyre all idiots, and the chaos continues
Notes:
thanks to cas for beta-ing this chapter bc I can never come up with summaries
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
andybrandy: oi what the actual fuck did I just come back to
littleking: ANDY!!!!!
hottestredhead: oh yay a calm one
chocolateoveru: I'm calm!
hottestredhead: no you're not
chocolateoveru: rude but yeah you're right
hottestredhead: I'm always right
aspiringmilf: lily seems like she'd always be right
hottestredhead: <33
littleking: Anyway
littleking: where did you go Andy
littleking: you left me alone with these heathens
andybrandy: omg no
Andybrandy: reg im so srry
andybrandy: soy
andybrandy: soru
andybrandy: sorry
andybrandy: jfc there
siriusendthebloodlineblack: im offended
littleking: good
siriusendtheboodlineblack: D:
spacegirl: i am not a heathen
littleking: no but half this chat is
chocolateoveru: rude
littleking: :))
littleking: lily, mary, pan, and peter are the only exceptions
littleking: the rest of you need to tone it doen but at the same time pls dont cause im the same way and its so fun
alivingsin: why am i a heathen
littleking: well ur not yet
littleking: i havent spoken to you enough to say if you are or not
swaggyprongs: heathen until proven not
littleking: exaclty
littleking: thank you james <33
[Private chat]
swaggyprongs: brb dying
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ew
siriusendthebloodlineblack: thats my brother
swaggyprongs: shrugs
[Hotties]
berriesncream: gasp
berriesncream: reg did you just
berriesncream: give james a heart
berriesncream: a DOUBLE heart????????????
littleking: i didnt mean it
swaggyprongs: D:
littleking: barty ily
berriesncream: mhm
berriesncream: sure you do
littleking: bartyyyyyyyy
berriesncream: what do you want
berriesncream: traitor
berriesncream: this is homophobia
littleking: ):
littleking: i love you
berriesncream: do you
alivingsin: are they ok
hottestredhead: I honestly dont know
spacegirl: they do this often
spacegirl: they're fine
spacegirl: just 2 dramatic bitches being dramatic
littleking: that hurts me, pan
littleking: how dare you
berriesncream: gasp
berriesncream: pan how can you be so mean
berriesncream: brb sobbing
littleking: :((((((
spacegirl: point proven
littleking: rude
littleking: pan ur so mean to us
littleking: this is
littleking: this is
spacegirl: this is…….
littleking: stfu
spacegirl: no <33
chocolateoveru: jfc yall r like. kinda annoying but in the good way
littleking: thanks bestie
berriesncream: I will break up with you if you ever say bestie again
littleking: ……
berriesncream: regulus
littleking: bes
berriesncream: regulus arcturus black
aspiringmilf: REGULUS ARCTURUS?????
littleking: ,,, yes?
aspiringmilf: what were your parents thinking omg
littleking: plssss
littleking: i named myself lmfao
aspiringmilf: o
swaggyprongs: 💀
aspiringmilf: im just gonna go crawl into a hole and never ever return
littleking: no ur good dw abt it
hottestredhead: I can't omfg
spacegirl: I can hear bart cackling from across the apartment omg
berriesncream: i tld yot npt tp cslk mr baru
siriusendthebloodlineblack: omg what
littleking: idk oh my god 😭😭
berriesncream: ufockakfkakfks
[ Private Message ]
aspringmilf: omg I am so so so sorry regulus
aspiringmilf: I totally did not mean to offend you
littleking: no ur fine!!
littleking: if anything its rlly funny to me
littleking: and barty, obviously
aspiringmilf: oh god
aspiringmilf: im literally just going to delete my face off the face of the internet
aspiringmilf: r u ok?? im rlly sorry.
Littleking: yea, im good. Honestly dw abt it
[Hotties]
littleking: an e wayz
littleking: best
berriesncream: no.
littleking: bestie
berriesncream: im leaving you
littleking: damn
littleking: im heartbroken
littleking: hey pan wanna go make out
spacegirl: omw bby
berriesncream: i knew it was only a matter of time
littleking: sorry man, smh
swaggyprongs: wut
hottestredhead: they concern me sometimes
siriusendthebloodlineblack: thats valid
chocolateoveru: i am also slightly concerned
littleking: you should be
chocolateoveru: ,,,, alright then?
berriesncream: since my bf is now currently snogging my bsf
berriesncream: someone should snog me
swaggyprongs: omw
berriesncream: what
swaggyprongs: what
littleking: 1 - id rather kiss a dead fish than pan
littleking: (no offense pan)
spacegirl: none taken babe
littleking: 2- hands off barty james or i have no trouble stabbing you
chocolateoveru: kinky
[pan and the children]
littleking: why is james so flirty omg
berriesncream idk 😭 but he’s nice ?
littleking: yea
littleking: maybe thats just him
spacegirl: he doesnt flirt with anyone else
berriesncream: eh
spacegirl: oblivious mfs
littleking: what
[read 15:07]
[Hotties]
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ALRIGHT
siriusendthebloodlineblack: THATS IT
littleking: lmfao
siriusendthebloodlineblack: THE NEXT PERSON
siriusendthebloodlineblack: WHO MAKES A SEX JOKE PERTAINING TO MY FAMILY
siriusendthebloodlineblack: IS GETTING BITCH SLAPPED
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF YOU LIVE IN THE FUCKING BAHAMAS OR SUM SHIT
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I HAVE PROPERTY DOWN THERE, DONT MAKE ME USE IT
swaggyprongs: im crying
littleking: help pan is fucking cackling im surprised theyre still breathing 💀
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ITS NOT FUNNY
siriusendthebloodlineblack: YOURE AN ITTY BABY
siriusendthebloodlineblack: YOU SHOULD NOT BE THINKING ABT SEX OK
siriusendthebloodlineblack: JUST AN ITTY BABY
littleking: sirius, im 19
siriusendthebloodlineblack: SHUT UP NO UR NOT
swaggyprongs: whens everyone birthdays
petedaworm: why
swaggyprongs: just curious idk
hereandalsoqueer: january 15th bby
inlovewithadumbblonde: october 1st
siriusendthebloodlineblack: november 3rd
swaggyprongs: ik urs u fucking tit
siriusendthebloodlineblack: i wanted to be included D:
chocolateoveru: too bad
chocolateoveru: mines march 10th
swaggyprongs: ayyy mines the 27th!!
chocalateoveru: ayyyyy nice!!
berriesncream: mines september
swaggyprongs: september…….
berriesncream: yes
swaggyprongs: alright then
hottestredhead: mines jan 30!
alivingsin: may 7th
petedaworm: june 28 :))
aspiringmilf: feb 14 lmfao
hottestredhead: omg thats cool tho
aspringmilf: ty :DD
chocolateoveru: except when u get dumped that day and not only is it valentines day but also ur bday
aspiringmilf: ive never gotten dumped-
chocolateoveru: i dont think i like you
spacegirl: idk if i said mine? its akjghakjhakjdbgadjkpbvpksbaghbvar
swaggyprongs: wut
spacegirl: omg no
spacegirl: i dropped my phone sob
swaggyprongs: pls
spacegirl: anyway
spacegirl: mines november 15th
swaggyprongs: @littleking ur turn
littleking: no
swaggyprongs: why
littleking: cause i dont like my birthday and ik if i tell u then half of u r gonna make a big deal out of it even tho i dont know you
swaggyprongs: :(
swaggyprongs: pls?
littleking: ask again and ill chop off your dick.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: dont do it
berriesncream: kinky
[ siriusendthebloodlineblack removed berriesncream ]
swaggyprongs: LMFAO PLS
Notes:
chapter title from heathens by twenty one pilots :)
Chapter 6: fuck the patriarchy
Summary:
filler chapter bc we're getting to the goodstuff soon heheheeh
also- happy international women's day! i would dedicate this chapter to some positive female influence I have in my life but that doesn't exist for me 😭
Chapter Text
[Hotties]
swaggyprongs: morning besties
littleking: morning james
[Private Message]
swaggyprongs: AHHHHH HE SAID MY MAME ILL DIE
[Hotties]
swaggyprongs: morning reggie
swaggyprongs: wait why r u up
swaggyprongs: idk ur time zone
swaggyprongs: but I'm assuming its early
littleking: 1- never ever call me reggie unless you dont want to keep your balls
littleking: 2- its 3 am. I'm in est
swaggyprongs: you like threatening people dont u
littleking: eh
swaggyprongs: also u should sleep since it's so late
littleking: um no , soz lol
swaggyprongs: did u just say /soz/
littleking: and what abt it
swaggyprongs: anyway
swaggyprongs: r u the only one awake
littleking: yea lol
littleking: barty fell asleep like an hour ago
littleking: pan went to bed at like 10 c they have work today
littleking: and they'll be getting up soon so I won't be bothering you anymore lmfao
swaggyprongs: ur not bothering me
littleking: eh ok
littleking: wait what time is it for u
swaggyprongs: same time, also in est
littleking: oh sweet
littleking: why r /u/ up
swaggyprongs: got work
littleking: what do u do??
swaggyprongs: work at ny parena coffee shop
swaggyprongs: *parents
littleking: damn
swaggyprongs: but its to save up money
littleking: rlly? no shit dude
swaggyprongs: :( ur mean when u dont sleep
littleking: 😭😭 sorry
swaggyprongs: dont apologize that's creepy af
littleking: good
littleking: i like to keep ppl on their toes
swaggyprongs: why r u still up anyway
littleking: uh I messed up
swaggyprongs: wut
swaggyprongs: did u do
littleking: I may or may not have dyeddied my hair
swaggyprongs: 💀 why
littleking: people shouldn't leave me alone after a mental breakdown
swaggyprongs: uh
swaggyprongs: what color
littleking: red
littleking: and just the tips
littleking: I also did pans hair
swaggyprongs: im
swaggyprongs: ok i honestly do not know how to respond
littleking: good <3
[read 3:49]
[Private Message]
siriusendthebloodlineblack: literally shut up abt my brother or ill politely end you <33
[Hotties]
siriusendthebloodlineblack: reg u should go to bed at a normal hour
littleking: no
berriesncream: uh for once i agree
hottestredhead: when did barty get added back
littleking: i added him once sirius went to bed
siriusendthebloodlineblack: rude.
littleking: :)
littleking: what music do yall listen to
littleking: except barty the fucking traitor
swaggyprongs: ?
berriesncream: sigh. i don't like ts
hottestredhead: WHAT
siriusendthebloodlineblack: WHY TF
chocolateoveru: that's embarrassing
aspiringmilf: sincerely, what's wrong with you
littleking: THANK YOU
hereandalsoqueer: ,,,,how can you not like taylor swift
inlovewithadumbblonde: ^^^
swaggyprongs: i also do not like taylor swift
siriusendthebloodlineblack: im disowning you
littleking: im surrounded by idiots
petedaworm: was that a lion king reference
littleking: yes
littleking: one of my comfort movies
littleking: aristocats too :DD
berriesncream: we watch aristocats almost weekly
berriesncream: sometimes pan joins us
berriesncream: and we get snacks
berriesncream: and we have little movie nights in mine and reg's bedroom
chocolateoveru: awww that's so cute *blocks*
littleking: dont be jealous remus 😩😩
chocolateoveru: oh I'm very jealous
chocolateoveru: when's it my turn
siriusendthebloodlineblack: soon bby
chocolateoveru: whuat
siriusendthebloodlineblack: what ?
[Private Message]
swaggyprongs: SIRIUS
siriusendthebloodlineblack: NO.
swaggyprongs: OY MY GOD 💀
siriusendthebloodlineblack: OK MR "SOMEONE SHOULD SNOG ME" "OK" TO SOMEOME WHO IS IN A /COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP/ WITH MY /BROTHER/
swaggyprongs: i will literally block you
siriusendthebloodlineblack: no you wont
siriusendthebloodlineblack: im gonna pass that off as platonic or just joking 💀
swaggyprongs: why -
siriusendthebloodlineblack: im still with fab
swaggyprongs: ofc you are.
[Hotties]
siriusendthebloodlineblack: anyway
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I don't like the name of the gc
siriusendthebloodlineblack: it's boring
[ siriusendthebloodlineblack changed the name to sirius and the ugly ducklings ]
siriusendthebloodlineblack: much better
littleking: go fuck yourself xx
[ littleking changed the name to taylor swift supremacy ]
hottestredhead: I vote for this name
chocolateoveru: ^^^ i second that
petedaworm: ^^ i second it's seconding
hereandalsoqueer: yup yup
siriusendthebloodlineblack: i do not agree
petedaworm: too bad
littleking: pan is at work atm but im sure they would agree
swaggyprongs: I like this name
littleking: u dont even like Taylor swift stfu
hottestredhead: pls
swaggyprongs: rude 😤😤
littleking: :)
spacegirl: oooooo Taylor swift I love
spacegirl: but why not one of her albums??
littleking: what abt evermore?? or folklore?
hottestredhead: I vote for reputation
alivingsin: um yall r sleeping on lover excuse me
aspiringmilf: HELLO WHAT ABT 1989
chocolateoveru: ^^^ wildest dreams fucking supremacy
petedaworm: what about Red?
littleking: which version 🤨
petedaworm: Taylor's version , duh
littleking: yes yes ok I like you
siriusendthebloodlineblack: doesnt she have an entire song just to scream fuck the patriarchy in the middle of it?
hottestredhead: indeed
siriusendthebloodlineblack: suddenly I want to listen to taylor swift
alivingsin: EXCUSE ME???? PAPER RINGS??? HELLO??
littleking: when that album came out I had paper rings on repeat for like 2 weeks so Barty went and learned how to make paper rings, protected them with a sealant so they wont crumple/get destroyed and gave me one
littleking: I still wear it
berriesncream: <3
chocolateoveru: EXCUSE ME I AM SO JEALOUS
aspiringmilf: this isnt fair
siriusendthebloodlineblack: prongs why does my brother get paper rings and all I get from you are night terrors
spacegirl: LMFAO
chocolateoveru: ok I vote anything BUT paper rings for the gc name
berriesncream: jealous, remus?
chocolateoveru: yes.
hottestredhead: incredibly so
aspiringmilf: eh
littleking: oh yea it's all cute and has little painted hearts around it too :D
petedaworm: ooooo send a picture!!
littleking: [sent an attachment]
hottestredhead: Barty this is my formal proposal for you to marry me.
berriesncream: I mean ive already got plans for that but alright
littleking: 😮
berriesncream: (:
petedaworm: we should name the gc "fuck the patriarchy"
littleking: i wholeheartedly agree
[ littleking changed the name to fuck the patriarchy ]
inlovewithadumbblonde: amazing
hereandalsoqueer: breathtaking
inlovewithadumbblonde: gorgeous
hereandalsoqueer: stunning
inlovewithadumbblonde: no u
inlovewithadumbblonde: no /you/
littleking: no , neither of you
inlovewithadumbblonde: i-
petedaworm: well damn
Notes:
me: *is aroace*
also me: i want smth like barty and reg
Chapter 7: When you become untouchable, you're unable to touch
Summary:
*distant cackling*
Notes:
this one talks abt sex a little more, but its still nothing beyond mentions and indirect discussion
tw for mentions of transphobia and deadnaming, a singular mention of drugs
title from My Ordinary Life
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
[fuck the patriarchy]
littleking: ok evan I gotta ask
littleking: what's with the username
alivingsin: idk actually
littleking: huh?
alivingsin: my "friend" did it for me, after finding out I wasn't cishet, and I just decided to keep it
littleking: ew. fuck them. but also nice lmao
littleking: im assuming you dropped them?
alivingsin: ….
littleking: e v a n
alivingsin: ok listen
aspiringmilf: im listening
alivingsin: so, i met this kid in like 2nd grade, right?
[Private Message]
berriesncream: ok hi.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: hello?
siriusendthebloodlineblack: why are you texting me?
berriesncream: bc I have to tell you something
siriusendthebloodlineblack: if it's how you're planning to kill me then no thanks
berriesncream: youre so dramatic
berriesncream: its abt reg
siriusendthebloodlineblack: are they ok?? did something happen? did you do something??
berriesncream: jeez calm down
berriesncream: they're ok
berriesncream: v good, actually.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I dont like where this is heading
berriesncream: im proposing to them, soon
siriusendthebloodlineblack: oh
berriesncream: I'm not asking for your approval- I dont need it. Personally I think Regulus shouldn't have been so lenient with letting you back in. Especially after you just used his deadname like that in the middle of the chat. That was extremely fucked. Not to mention you leaving them in that fucking house.
berriesncream: but enough with my personal grievances against you
berriesncream: reg still cares about you, which is the only reason I havent killed you, but I dont respect you enough to ask.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: what's your point here?
berriesncream: that i care enough about reg to tell you in advance.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: idk what your plan here was
berriesncream: me neither, really. but I got what I wanted to say. and istg if you tell him you will actually be murdered in your bed.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: im terrified.
[fuck the patriarchy]
hottestredhead: I just got like 50 🍆 emojis from pandora wtf
spacegirl: NOOOOOOOOOO
spacegirl: THAT WAS MEANT TO GO TO BARTY ABFKQKDKAKKD
hottestredhead: WHY BARTY-
berriesncream: they send me them every day. It's become routine
chocolateoveru: ok but WHY
littleking: 💀
littleking: my bad
chocolateoveru: 😶
petedaworm: i-
littleking: oh stfu everyone here is an adult
littleking: im not traumatizing children, and if anyone is explicitly against sex discussion / jokes pls lemme know 😭 I make alot of them and dont want to make anyone uncomfortable
siriusendthebloodlineblack: stop right there wh
swaggyprongs: sirius nO
spacegirl: did you almost just call him a whore 💀
siriusendthebloodlineblack: I call james some version of whore or harlot every 10 minutes so…. Im sorry reg 😭😭
spacegirl: oh that's not nearly half as bad as some of the shit I hear at night you're fine
littleking: p a n d o r a
siriusendthebloodlineblack: im leaving
berriesncream: pandora I have no hesitation bringing up some of /your/ little late night rendezvous.
spacegirl: you wouldn't dare
berriesncream: try me bitch
spacegirl: mmk so did yall know that Barty enjoys
littleking: S T O P
littleking: PANDORA PLEASE
spacegirl: that's Barty's job
berriesncream: qjdkakdkaksk pandora no please
spacegirl: oh yea that's a common one
alivingsin: while I thank you for removing me from the discussion of my childhood friend, I actually prefer that over this.
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ^^
siriusendthebloodlineblack: id rather talk about my mother than this
littleking: actually I agree with that.
spacegirl: fuck no, I'll stop.
hottestredhead: …. i?
berriesncream: thank god
siriusendthebloodlineblack: alrighty I'm going go and throw myself into a pit of acid, anyone coming?
swaggyprongs: yes please
aspiringmilf: what in the fuck happened here
swaggyprongs: pan traumatized us
spacegirl: ive already been traumatized by Regulus and Barty , you can stand to be every once in a while /lh
berriesncream: OK ID JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT WE DO /NOTHING/ WHEN WE KNOW THAT YOURE IN THE APARTMENT
spacegirl: mhm
littleking: 😭 what is this conversation
littleking: I sincerely apologize
littleking: for pans behavior
littleking: pan do not make me take your phone ☝️
spacegirl: hey thats unakfjaigjqjgqi
littleking: thank you Barty
spacegirl: <3 yw babe
siriusendthebloodlineblack: how do you know that's Barty and not pan
littleking: because pan's phone is in my hand
siriusendthebloodlineblack: ohhhhh ok ok yeah that's good
swaggyprongs: ty -
swaggyprongs: I felt like dying during that entire conversation
siriusendthebloodlineblack: bc you werent being talked about or
littleking: i-
alivingsin: anyway
[pan and the children]
berriesncream: WHY
berriesncream: IS SIRIUS LIKE THIS
littleking: pan gets their phone back only to talk abt this
spacegirl: assholes
spacegirl: what are we talking about?
littleking: check the main
spacegirl: they're talking about buses
littleking: ugh hold on
littleking: [sent an attachment]
spacegirl: im
spacegirl: lord what
berriesncream: istg those 2 are always on smth
littleking: barty, /youre/ always on something
spacegirl: 💀 reg-
berriesncream: ok I did not ask to be called out like this
littleking: anyway
spacegirl: ah yes, the connection to buses
berriesncream: AN E WAYZ
spacegirl: appreciated
berriesncream: do we just like. leave it? bc if both Sirius and James find the need to comment abt James' attraction for us on a almost daily business
spacegirl: are either of you uncomfortable with it??
littleking: I'm not, its just a little random, yk. i dont see an issue, since he knows Barty and I are together, and that we're committed. Despite being poly, which we might need to explain at one point or another
berriesncream: probably
littleking: we're still commited so
berriesncream: ^^ yeah I agree. Its not weird (since we're both extremely hot) to me or reg, so it's not much of a problem.
spacegirl: ok so, leave it, id say. if it becomes an issue then I'd bring it up but for now, as long as you both are comfortable and fine with it, just let it be
spacegirl: or- flirt back with them and drive him insane
littleking: ooo I like that
berriesncream: ;)
littleking: this is why you're the brains, brawn, and beauty of our friendship
berriesncream: HEY
spacegirl: >:)
[Private message]
berriesncream: ok so , seeing as your regs best friend
spacegirl: we both are but continue
berriesncream: do you think
berriesncream: they'd enjoy
berriesncream: being proposed to
spacegirl: OH MY GOD
berriesncream: with Love Story lyrics
spacegirl: i-
spacegirl: I hope you're joking
berriesncream: ……
spacegirl: BARTEMIUS
berriesncream: NO NOT THE FULL NAME
spacegirl: TELL ME YOU WONT PROPOSE TO THAT POOR BOY WITH TS LYRICS
berriesncream: WELL NOW THAT YOU SAY IT
spacegirl: oh my god
berriesncream: what about Lover?
spacegirl: somehow that's worse
berriesncream: HOW
berriesncream: they love that song!!
spacegirl: no.
berriesncream: fineeeee
berriesncream: will you help me tho?
spacegirl: obviously
berriesncream: yay
spacegirl: when?
berriesncream: asap.
[Private Message]
berriesncream: hey hey hey guess what
littleking: what's up?
berriesncream: i love you
littleking: I love you too
littleking: did pan put you up to this?
berriesncream: why would they put me up to this?
littleking: they know I ran into greaseball today
berriesncream: ew
berriesncream: ars you ok??
littleking: idrk
littleking: he deadnamed me like 3 times and then said I was just a little girl who didn't know anything so
berriesncream: I'll be home in a sec and I'm going to smother you in hugs, if that's ok?
littleking: yes please
littleking: can we watch aristocats?
berriesncream: obviously
littleking: you got off work like 2 hours ago, right?
berriesncream: yeah, traffic was really shit and I had to get some stuff
littleking: oh ok
berriesncream: why?
littleking: missed you, that's all
berriesncream: ill be home soon, promise. 10 minutes tops
littleking: ok
berriesncream: are you sure you're ok??
littleking: im fine
berriesncream: regulus
littleking: I am
berriesncream: ok
berriesncream: I love you.
[read 20:04]
[Private Message]
berriesncream: what happened to reg?
spacegirl: wdym??
berriesncream: they said he ran into snape but didnt say anything else
spacegirl: uhhh
spacegirl: im not sure, besides that
spacegirl: they did say their dysphoria was all wonky tho. that might be it
berriesncream: i dont think so
berriesncream: this didnt seem like a dysphoria thing
spacegirl: um i have no idea then
spacegirl: hold on ill go check on them
berriesncream: ok, ty
spacegirl: no need to thank me bar
berriesncream: yes yes anywya
spacegirl: um shit
berriesncream: ??
spacegirl: reg isnt here
berriesncream: they said they were like 5 minutes ago
spacegirl: well they arent now
berriesncream: weird ok
spacegirl: their phones off too
berriesncream: they were texting me 5 minutes ago
spacegirl: you can shut your phone off in that amt of time, bar.
berriesncream: im aware
spacegirl: dont freak, he probably just went to grab smth from the shop and their phone died
berriesncream: yea ig sp
Notes:
*more cackling*
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