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The Arada-Overse household is sick, Ratthi is the friend everybody deserves and takes care of them a little. SecUnit shows up when it thinks he may not be doing a perfect job.
To everyone’s surprise, a feverish Overse is SecUnit approved humor-fuel. -
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downloaded 09/01/26
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“ART has called me an insufferable know-it-all before,” Ratthi said lightly, remembering that particular instance in which he had simply tried to make sure the lab he was using had been adjusted correctly. Never doubt the big smart AI.
SecUnit made a sound at that. Ratthi looked up, startled. SecUnit was smiling into its knees.
“If anyone is an insufferable know-it-all, it’s ART.” Its voice sounded just a little bit off.
“I’d actually call it a massive dickhead, if I’m honest,” Overse added, and immediately clapped a hand over her mouth. Arada shot her a look.
Another noise came from SecUnit, higher pitched this time. Before Overse could start excusing herself again for the lack of a filter she had at the moment, SecUnit went on, “You’d think something with its brain size would be more creative with its insults, too. ‘Little idiot’? Really?”
“Wait, wait, it called you ‘little’?” Ratthi leaned forward, very entertained.
“I don’t qualify as a ‘giant’ idiot, apparently.” It made another noise. Maybe it was glitching?
The realization hit Ratthi in the face like a frisbee he didn’t see coming. Those weird noises were laughter.
He glanced at Arada, whose expression mirrored a similar understanding. Her face was flushed, either from fever or from the hilarity of the situation. Overse looked similar, but in her case it was definitely still fever.
Overse said, “You know, next time, you gotta throw some really bad insults right back at it.”
Arada’s eyes widened. “Like?”
“Frothy crook-pated dewberry.”
“I don’t know what that means.” Its voice jumped an octave and back in between the words.
“Me neither,” Overse said, almost in hysterics, “But I’ve got more of those.”
“Prove it,” SecUnit said, and if Ratthi knew any better he’d apply the same level of hysterics to Secunit. This was incredible.
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The best fluff and the most amazing bit of lovely. I was half tempted to shove it up on tumblr if I knew people followed me for recommendations there. XD Loved it. <3<3<3