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Jay: I know I've been a little selfish lately...
Cole: *raises a brow*
Jay: okay, more than a little...
Cole: *raises brow higher*
Jay: *breaks out in a cold sweat* okay, alot selfish lately...
Cole: *raises brow impossibly higher*
Jay: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
Cole: I want to know how you've been selfish lately
Jay: Oh... I ate some of your cake...
Cole:...
Cole: YOU DID WHAT-
BONUS~
Cole: -ungrateful, spoiled, wasteful, thieving little-
Jay: *hiding behind an overturned table with a pot on his head* Cole, it was just one slice-
Cole: EVERY SLICE IS SACRED
