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It was the last day before school. jupitercl0uds could not wait! Of course, it's hard to convey sarcasm as the narrator of third person fiction, so you must understand that last sentence was sarcasm. They were clinging on tightly to their chromebook and this very fanfiction, deleting tabs as quickly as possible.
'Don't tell me you've been watching porn, jupiter,' said Ratchet.
'Nope! I have not been watching porn! I have something much scarier. Ratchet, this is what my chrome tabs currently look like!' cried jupiter. They showed Ratchet their chrome tabs.
'JESUS CHRIST! WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED THAT MANY TABS?'
'Ratchet, if you read ao3, maybe you would understand.'
'Come on, it can't be that bad,' said Waluigi, walking up to the computer. His mouth was left wide open. He was speechless, with the only word getting through being the remains of a 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???' that had been lost in his throat.
