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jupiter walked - well, strutted into the house, wearing their heart-shaped sunglasses and their school uniform. They had taken off their blazer and tie and undone their top 2 buttons.
'I see you learned how to serve then,' said Tails. He was reading.
'It is bloody boiling. 28 degrees*? For this chapter, the house is not set in the south, cause they've got 30° heat. Do you remember me last summer, Tails? With that amber weather warning? Cause if you don't, I was bloody boiling and hated it so much. The only good part was that teachers weren't really teaching cause they felt bad, but it was July, anyway, so they didn't have much to teach in the first place.'
'I do remember you last July, but to be fair, I don't think you mentioned anything about the heat.'
'Oh yeah! It was so bloody boiling that I couldn't write. I did draw though.'
Tails noticed his friend seemingly had grown 2 giant wolf ears and a large, stripy tail. He sighed.
'Ash, you are not bringing Tangle and Whisper in. They can visit, but they are not living here. Plus, Wario's staying over!'
'But- but Tails! They're lesbians! And it's pride month! Don't you want to provide shelter to two struggling lesbians? During pride month?'
'They aren't struggling. I should know.'
'AHAHA! You shouldn't know! You are from the Sonic film franchise. Tangle and Whisper are from the IDW comics. But you're right, they have a home. Bye, Tangle and Whisper.'
'Bye!' cried Tangle.
'Goodbye!' whispered Whisper.
As the door shut, Wario walked into the hall.
'I honestly forgot I was still staying here. WALUIGI!'
Waluigi dashed towards Wario, a mischevious look on his face. The look faded when Wario summoned a motorbike.
'I'm going now. Toodles!'
Wario had left a large hole in the front door. Tails knew he would be the one to fix it. He joined in with Waluigi's melancholy
'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'
*i have no clue was 28°C is in farenheit. and before someone goes 'erm, what that scallop, that's actually nothing' i live in england ok. and it is the start of june. it should not be 28 de-bloody-grees.