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Group chat 11
05:23 PM - Friday
TextMe created a group chat
+ 81 xxxxxx, + 81 xxxxxx and 14 others were added
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HELLO NEW PEOPLE
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HIIII
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Oh god im not even here for 5 secs and there are already people with caps lock
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You regret this? Bro feel my pain I misclicked 😭
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HOW exactly did you misclick?? They ask you like...3 times if you're absolutely sure to proceed since your number will be revealed to strangers
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Fuck you
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I stated literal facts 😐
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Not helping nor solving my problem
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But isn't this EXCITING??!!
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Want my honest opinion?
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We're all a bunch of people from Japan who now start their journey of becoming friends!!
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A journey of what now
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☁️🌈friendship🌈☁️
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Dude pls
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Sometimes I wonder why some people are here in this random created gc
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I told you, I misclicked
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I give up
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You didn't even try 😐
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↳ [ Sometimes I wonder why some people are here... ]
This gc was created not even 5 minutes ago wdym "sometimes I wonder" 💀
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Okay we can now safely say that this chat contains smart-asses, over-happily ppl and some who I cannot define
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Wonder where you belong
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+ ppl who deserve to be shoved down the stairs ^
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Dude xhill
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Have we added ppl who can't type for shut yet
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*shut
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**SHUT
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WHAT THE FYCK
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AHHHHHHHHHHH
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... No but I'm on it
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🖕🏻🖕🏻
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Don't we l9ve when karma gets you right away
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Dude why's there a number in your word 😭
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Wdym I just type and when a numeb sneaks in who am I to correct it just to destroy my writing folw?
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Why are there ppl who send such message to others
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Aren't you fucking EMBARRASSED??
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If I were them I'd send it away too lmao
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No one, literally no soul on this planet, asked for your opinion on this.
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Damn what crept in your bed this morning to be so rude
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Your mother
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God dammit why always me
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I mean your message really gave away that opportunity,,,
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First of all, mom joes are literally so old school
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Mom joes might be but not mom jokes
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😐😐😐
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...they got you there you have to admit
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Okay, you know what? Fine. But
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↳ [ I mean your message really gave away that... ]
Why on earth did you put commas instead of fullstops
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I always do that lol
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What why 😭
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Because I simply can lolz
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Can someone pls put weird ppl on the list as well
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Already done 👍🏻
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Ya know I planned on saying something like "at least someone responsible" but then I saw the dad thumbs-up and decided otherwise
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Why am I the one getting attacked all of a sudden
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I feel like we should call it something like "getting-slandered-privilege"
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And why is it a privilege
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That's the fucking POINT
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It /isn't/
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Add humorless ppl to the list
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👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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Okay so we have one +50 human being here
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Excuse me.
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You're excused
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How come you think I'm +50 just because I sent 3 emojis 💀💀
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It was 1) the forbidden dad thumbs-up and 2) I refuse to believe a teenager or a u25 person would use it.
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Yeah bc teenagers arent u25 ppl
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Stfu
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Well sorry to destroy your little delusion but I'm LITERALLY 19
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Yeah no
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???????????
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Oh you're 19? Nice im 18!
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Me too!!
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And your 'mE tOo' applied to what age now exactly?
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🙄 the 18 ofc
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Don't 'ofc' me if it wasn't obvious
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dOnT oFc mE
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😐
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I just came back and we're already telling each other our ages?! Awesome, I'm 17!!
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Aaaaannnddd we have the baby of the group lmao
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Not rly im 17 as well
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Same ^
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Oof
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↳ [ Oof ]
Bruh how old are you then
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18
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WOW such a difference
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Mentally, yes
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Fuck you
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Shove some cooked fish up your ass
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JUST. USE. NORMAL. INSULTS?????
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Nah
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I'm one of the 19-ppl as well 😆
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I'll never understand the human beings who use emojis unironically. But 18 here
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My my I might be one of the elder ppl here if this continues ; 19 😌
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Me too lmao
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^
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Do I really have to do it
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Yes
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Peer pressure said so
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Oh dear, 18..
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For someone who didn't want to do it you surely were convinced fast
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I'm 19 dear peeps 🙋🏻
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Bruh as if here are just 17 to 19 year olds
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I don't see a problem with that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Wait aren't we missing an answer?
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Oh you're right!
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Bruh as if you noticed that
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Uh duh??
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Ofc we did 🤨
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Observant people are scary ><
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Well I mean they probably just counted the messages
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Why tf ever
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Sorry for the late reply you guys! I had to do some stuff real quick but now I'm back! I'm 18 btw :)
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If those two ^ hadn't said that we were missing an answer we wouldn't even have noticed you were gone
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What a welcoming response :,)
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'some stuff' he says *smirks*
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AW HELL NAW YOURE NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON
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Wdym *leans back on bed*
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Why the bed 😭
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Do you have something on your mind *questioning gaze*
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For fucks sake I cannot believe you made it weird so fast
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THEY made it weird?? Uh, idk if you've noticed but it's been nothing but weird in this gc since the beginning
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Something I have to agree with ^
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But it's the thing which is most entertaining tbh
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And weirdness brings us closer
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So true
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Virtual group hug? 🥺
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I believe I speak in everyone's name when I say, no.
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:(
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↳ [ I believe I speak in everyone's name when I... ]
Not for everyone pls bc I'd really love to have that virtual hug *runs up to you with open arms*
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Dude *tightly hugs you back*
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HEY WAIT I WANNA JOIN
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ME TOO
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the caps lock are back ppl
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C-can i-i j-j-join t-the h-hug a-a-as w-w-w-well?
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What the fuck.
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Of course <3
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Y-yay uwu
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I'd say that's enough internet for today
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You say that but are you really gonna stop or will you just switch over to Twitter
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Literally shut up
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Exposed lmao
06:16 PM
+ 81 xxxxxx is now the admin of « Group chat 11 »
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Wait what
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How did you become admin wth
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And that WITHOUT me???
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Well I saw and took the chance
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With other words I yoinked it 👑🤏🏻
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How come you even thought of checking??
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I mean since TextMe created the gc and couldn't possibly be the admin of the group you know...
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Besides I was bored 🥴
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Doesn't answer the question how /you/ became admin instead???
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It was actually pretty simple, just about being fast lol. "The first one to click will be admin" kind of like 😌👌🏻
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I am feeling unsafe now
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Only now?
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HEYY CAN I BECOME AN ADMIN TOO :D??!!
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Heaven's sake n o
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↳ [ HEYY CAN I BECOME AN ADMIN TOO... ]
No lol
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No one will except I deem them worthy 🥱
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I don't even want to know under what circumstances you'll do it then
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Wait and find out 🤫
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Ugh
08:49 PM
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Ppl I've been thinking
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You and thinking is a dangerous combination ngl
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You've known me for barely two hours now :/
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Sometimes that's enough
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No offense
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Do you expect me to say smth like "none taken" bc that would be a fucking LIE
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Anyway back to me
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It's been about you the whole time what
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I said ANYWAY
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Why don't we get to know each other?
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Ohhh great idea!!!
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And here I thought that my age was enough knowledge you need about me
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Don't be so antisocial
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If I were I wouldn't be here rn
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I bet you just lost a bet and ended up having to do this new feature
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I'd love to not get exposed any further
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How come they always call you out 😭
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Do I look like Jesus or how am I supposed to know that
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We don't know what you look like tho 🧐
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I have more the beauty of a god tbh
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or so I've been told
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Wouldn't god know even more than jesus
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My only point I wanted to state was: god ≠ jesus
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w o w
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It's really sad that everyone put their pfp on contacts only
..
Can someone pls add me to their contacts 🥺🥺
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So your 50 year old ass knows what we look like? No thank you
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Are you still not over the emojis wtf
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No.
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Bruh
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GUYS GUYS GUYS
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What is it
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED KSOSHSKSN
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You're right, we won't
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Moving on
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You're so mean and for what
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It's fun?
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Ofc why haven't I thought of that
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Don't know 🤷🏻♀️
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Wait are you a girl
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No?
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Why?
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Wdym 'why' you sent a female shrugging thing
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Thing 💀
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Well no. I'm a guy lmao
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.... Then why would you sent a female one??
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Equal rights
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Ah yeah, ofc. Why haven't I thought of that
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I'm not surprised
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I WAS KIDDING
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Yeah and I wasn't
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Fucking goodbye
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Soooo.... What are you guys doing atm
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Way to change the subject
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[ Attachment was sent ]
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I'm cooking pasta!! :D
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Omg it looks delicious!! I wish I could cook like that
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It's pasta. It's not that special
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Yeah but I don't have time to cook :(
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School you know
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No I don't
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Was that sarcasm...?
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OFC IT WAS
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Ugh
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I propose to add a new kind of ppl to that list we started, ✨anger issues✨
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I hope for you that you didn't fucking mean me
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And what if I did, mm?
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Is it just me or does this give off weird sexual tension?
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Literally was just about to write that
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What tf is wrong with you ppl
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Mentally or physically
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...is that a trick question
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Try it and find out
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...ok you win
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They didn't do shit?? 😭
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I still wouldn't want to be disrespectful towards disabled ppl tho
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That was surprisingly kind of you uwu
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Wdym SURPRISINGLY?? You known what, die in a ditch somewhere for all I care
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You cared? 🥺
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What have I done
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At least you're self-aware lmaoooo
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Quick question, what is the quickest way out of a closet
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Through the door.
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Yeah no shit?!?! but I locked myself in and can't get out hskwbwiehej
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Then unlock the door??
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I can't 😭
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I'm gonna fucking die in here BUT I'M TOO PRETTY AND YOUNG TO DIE
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i still don't see the problem
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And I think I'm about to pass out. Guys im running out of oxygen
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In what kind of closet are you trapped in tf 💀
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I think... I think I'm seeing the end of the tunnel...
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Ppl I've known for an hour... Tell my family I loved them 😔💙
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We know neither you nor them
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Is it weird that I coincidentally made myself popcorn just a few minutes ago
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And is it bad that im currently eating it
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It was... my pleasure to meat you all...
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It's *meet
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DONT RYIN THE KOMEBT
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You're just ruining it yourself lmao
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HSIT TGE FUCK IP
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/ahem/
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Why is fuck the only word you wrote correctly ^ 😭
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It was a pleasure to meet you... *beeeeeeeeeeeep*
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And where's the heart monitor coming from all of a sudden
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Why aren't they responding
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Wait they didn't die for real right??!! 😰
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hahaha.... You aren't kidding are you.
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I'M ALIVE HOES
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HA-HA I DECEIVED YOU ALL 😎
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You literally didn't fool anyone besides that idiot ^
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Says who
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Me (n˘v˘•)¬
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Goodness.
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But you really managed to lock yourself in a closet, didn't you
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... Yes 😭
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Luckily my mom found me after I pounded non-stop on the door, oops
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Condolences to your mother
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You know what I've just noticed
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Are we supposed to say yes
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No
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Yes
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Maybe?
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Yes
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No
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... What is going on 😭
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Dunno I just went along lmao
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Along with what
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Yes
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STOP CONFUSING ME
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Yes
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↳ [ You know what I've just noticed ]
No
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THANK YOU
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👍🏻
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And back with it they are.
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↳ [ No ]
We completely ignored the message someone sent earlier
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Idk if you realized that we're in a group CHAT of a fucking TEXTING APP where we send all kinds of MESSAGES
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No you stupid fuck
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↳ [ YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED... ]
This one
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Someone noticed me finally :,)
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Well are you gonna tell us now or not
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OH YES
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[ Attachment was sent ]
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THERE WAS AN OWL OUTSIDE MY WINDOW... ISN'T IT CUTE!!!
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.
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Ah
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Tbh that's kind of cool?? I've never seen one up close besides in zoos ofc
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RIGHT?? Me neither thats why I'm glad I had my phone next to me!!
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I know the photo is about the owl but... As a plant lover...pls water that Monstera I beg you 😭
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Omg I just noticed it too and OOF dude when was the last time you watered it 💀
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The plant was a gift from my sister and I'm not good with plants :((
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Weird, we haven't noticed that
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Not the answer ^
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I don't know???
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Are you someone who can't even take care of a cactus
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...
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You already manged to kill one right 💀
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Stop, c r i e s
10:01 PM
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Ya know what time it is
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10:01
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I- that's not-
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Anyway I THINK WE SHOULD TELL EACH OTHER OUR NAMES!!!
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And why exactly should we do that
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Because I want to save all your number because it's getting on my nerves to see numbers instead of actual n a m e s
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That /heavily/ sounds like a you-problem
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Couldn't agree more tbh
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You guys are no fun :(
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OH ID BE UP FOR IT THO!!
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Me too, sounds fun!
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Are you sure you don't just want to see our pfp's
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Well that ofc too 😌✨
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Creep behavior
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Whatever your name is, im gonna save you as cockroach
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...
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What is it
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That bad? Hahaha
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I really want to say something but that'd be too low for me.
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Wait did you save my number fr now
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Ofc ✨
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Then why can't I see your pfp
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Now who's the creep lolz
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Shut up this ain't about me
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It literally is??
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↳ [ Then why can't I see your pfp ]
Because I not just set it to contacts only but you need to have MY number saved as well 🥴🥴
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Alright give me your fucking name then
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Oikawa is the name ✨
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The privileges of an admin *dreamy sigh*
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But you can only change the gc member names once sooo... did you really win?
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They did. Absolutely.
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😌☝🏻️
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↳ [ Oikawa is the name ✨ ]
Oik it is
Oikawa
You rude fuck
Oikawa
And give me your name in return wtf
Oikawa
HELLO??!!
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Why should I? You already saved my number didn't you
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They've got you there lolz
Oikawa
Keep saying fucking lolz and I'm gonna save you as that
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Wait are we doing the name thing now?? I'm Hinata!!
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🗣 Nobody asked ‼️
Oikawa
At least the name fits the personality ig
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Same goes for you
Oikawa
Don't say it.
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lolz
Oikawa
Ffs
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Moving on, I'm Nishinoya but you can call me Noya 😎👌🏻
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No
Noya
Well that nickname works too ig 😎
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Not what I meant?? 😭
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The most inconvenient time to say no lmaooo
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Yes
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Aight imma stop you right there
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OH OH MY TURN NEXT!! I'm Bokuto :D
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"Caps lock guy no. 2"
Hinata
WAIT WHO'S NO 1??
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.
Hinata
What
Hinata
O h
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Ooooofff
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I believe later we need a little kneecap
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Don't you mean /recap/?
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That's what I said
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And why would we need either of those two?
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I am at my FUCKING limit
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↳ [ And why would we need either of those... ]
Because
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Great answer really
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I ACCIDENTALLY SENT IT SJSKNEJE
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Because literally no one remembers who said what age
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I mean we could just scroll up to check
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It's not like other people would like to know it too
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Thin fucking ice
Oikawa
I don't mind saying it again, I'm 19 ✨
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Why are there sparkles in like literally every message you send
Oikawa
Hold up let me think about it
Oikawa
Because I can? ✨
Bokuto
I'm 19 as well!!
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Hey are you feeling unwell?
Bokuto
Uh, no? Why :D
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Because you didnt use caps
Bokuto
I'm this 🤏🏻 close to use them all the time just to bother you
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Serious mode: on
Oikawa
Cockroach, I'd like to /not/ get eye cancer at the age of 19
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I couldn't care /less/
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But as for my own well being, my apologies
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You don't even realize how many screenshots I already took of this chat
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Alright mister blackmail material collector
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Want some applause now or what?
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I'm sure there isn't much blackmail of this chat yet
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That you might think
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The names Suna (18) btw ^
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The brackets help 💀
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I bet you were the guy who complained about Bokuto using emojis unironically
Suna
I didnt complain, I said I didn't understand those human beings
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Literally the same thing?
Suna
It isn't
Bokuto
As if I was from a different planet T-T
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What tf does T-T mean
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Wdym "what does T-T mean" its only a crying face??
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Tf where do you see a crying face there
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The- ah you know what? No
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The horizontal lines of the T's are the eyes and the vertical line of the T's are the tears
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Well yes yes, I see it but wtf did you smoke
Bokuto
Orange juice
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I won't even bother asking tbh
Bokuto
Wait what, wasn't the question what I drank?
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No most certainly not???
Suna
↳ [ As if I was from a different planet T-T ]
I ain't trusting no one, /especially/ not you
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I'm the guy who was the last one telling their age. I'm Komori :)
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Ah the one doing 'stuff'
Komori
'stuff' as in kitchen chores, yeah :/
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Whatever you say
+ 81 xxxxxx
Alright ppl who's next it's been 7 minutes since the last text
+ 81 xxxxxx
Wanting to urge us to do it but haven't even done it yourself yet
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Oh wait fr?
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Whoops
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I'm Atsumu
Oikawa
Thank you for not putting you know what at the end of the message
+ 81 xxxxxx
Watch him do it now
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It's Atsumu lols
+ 81 xxxxxx's name got changed to « Atsumu »
Oikawa
Why the s WHY THE S
Oikawa
↳ [ Watch him do it now ]
You. 🗣 It's your fault he did this
Suna
You literally /thanked/ him before?? :/
Oikawa
Not the point here. Anyway culprit ^ give us your name because I decided it's your turn
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Yamaguchi
+ 81 xxxxxx's name got changed to « Yamaguchi »
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What a dry message
Yamaguchi
?? How should I have done it then? Something like
Yamaguchi
HEY Y'ALL‼️ My name is Yamaguchi and I love dancing 💃🕺🏻👯 and listening to music 🎶🎵🎼🎸🎹🎻🎷🎺🪕🥁🎧!! My favorite color is YELLOW 🟡🟨💛💛💛 and my favorite book 📖 genre is fantasy 🧚🏻✨🧚♀️!! I HOPE YOU'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF ME 🥰😍😇😇🥳🤩🤪😻✌🏻️💅💕❤️🔥💖💗💞💝xoxo 💋
Yamaguchi
Better?
Atsumu
...
Komori
...
Bokuto
I love fantasy books too 😄
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And I loved my life before that message
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The xoxo at the end sent me ngl 💀
+ 81 xxxxxx
I'm more blinded by the many emojis
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My fucking EYES
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Except the fairies, they're kinda adorable
+ 81 xxxxxx
Admin pls add a fairy (🧚🏻) behind my contact name
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Omg great idea, will do the same
Suna
They would need your name first you know sherlock
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Mattsun *add a little fairy dust*
Oikawa
✨✨✨✨
+ 81 xxxxxx's name got changed to « Mattsun 🧚🏻 »
Mattsun 🧚🏻
Thanks man
Atsumu
And the other one,,,? (・∧‐)ゞ
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𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓴𝓲 🧚♀️, aka ✨the admin✨
+ 81 xxxxxx's name got changed to « Makki 🧚♀️»
Suna
Goodness gracious the hck
Atsumu
Love it how you censored heck lolsz
Oikawa
It keeps getting worse
Oikawa
Deep breaths Oikawa, deep fucking breaths
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Pls choke in the process
Makki 🧚♀️
↳ [ It keeps getting worse ]
Then try ignoring it??
Suna
There's the problem they fucking /can't/ apparently
Mattsun 🧚🏻
Okay how many group chat members haven't told their names yet?
Mattsun 🧚🏻
Atsumu, Oikawa it's your time to shine again
Oikawa
I'm always shining hoe 😌✨
Suna
Did you just scroll up to check who noticed that we were missing Komori's answer earlier?
Mattsun 🧚🏻
Not the point here; but yes
Oikawa
We are still missing the names of 5 other people in this chat
Atsumu
You could have phrased it so it doesn't sound like a fucking police report??
Oikawa
But I didn't so here we are
Atsumu
How about kiddo no. 3 reveals their name to the chat
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I hate it that I knew immediately that you meant me
+ 81 xxxxxx
It's Goshiki people, pleasure to meet you (^^)ｂ
+ 81 xxxxxx's name got changed to « Goshiki »
Yamaguchi
You're sus I don't trust that kindness
Yamaguchi
I will not get deceived by your facade
Yamaguchi
Demon
Atsumu
??? 😭
Goshiki
You're nice one time and the first response you get is from an olive head
Yamaguchi
There you have it 'one time'
Yamaguchi
But thanks I was BORN with it
Atsumu
People, people nows not the time to talk about our looks but our names because five people STILL NEED TO TELL US THEIRS
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Alright alright, I'm Semi
+ 81 xxxxxx's name got changed to « Semi »
+ 81 xxxxxx
Semi? That's it? That's your name?
Semi
I mean do you have a problem with that
+ 81 xxxxxx
No comment.
Suna
Tell me why I read your name as Semsis
Semi
Lol you know what's funny? That Semsis are an actual band and I - here it comes - am a little musician myself; I play the guitar :p
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Was I supposed to laugh bc I didn't
Oikawa
Roachie-chan be nice
Oikawa
They tried
Semi
Fuck you???
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I hope my eyes did fucking deceive me and I did not just read "roachie-chan"
Atsumu
You sure did read that correctly lols
Oikawa
Well if I knew your real name I wouldn't need to use cockroach 🤷🏻♀️
Oikawa
↳ [ You sure did read that correctly lols ]
HHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Are you at least a girl
Oikawa
I'm not
Oikawa
Just look at my pfp??
Oikawa
Ah wait, you can't 🥵
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🫥
Suna
↳ [ Are you at least a girl ]
And what's the name of this desperate fella here
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I'm swinging both ways so let me?? Also I don't want to assume anything but now I'm pretty sure we're all guys in here
Suna
So?
Atsumu
Which is why we need to spread equal rights even more!!! 💁🏻♀️🙅🏻♀️✨🤺
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Manz just solved sexism
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Why did I write a z wtf
Oikawa
It's him, the curse of the demon
Atsumu
Curse lolz
Oikawa
I'M GONNA FUCKING BREAK YOUR LEGS
Atsumu
Sexy
Oikawa
Roachie-chan do something 😕
Oikawa
Also love how my phone immediately suggested it after typing R hsksjskwj
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My name is Shirabu are you fucking happy now
+ 81 xxxxxx's name got changed to « Shirabu »
Shirabu
Say otherwise or I'll break your spine
Atsumu
I'll say it again for the ppl in the back: sexy
Hinata
Hello Shirabu!!
Shirabu
Shut up
Hinata
:(
Oikawa
You know what, Shirabu doesn't fit you. It sounds too nice and pure which you surely /aren't/. I'll stay with Roachie-chan, yeah? 😗
Bokuto
I see disaster nearing
Shirabu
I see something else nearing; my fingers towards the fucking block button
Komori
Ppl will hear the name Shirabu and go like: aww /bubu/ 🌸🎀💕🍬🦩🩰
but then they'll meet him in person: 👹👺⛓🥀
Atsumu
Couldn't have described it any better
Semi
Do you always need someone to bully
Shirabu
Who were you again
Semi
Nvm continue
Suna
No - ppl we can do that another time - its time for us to force the remaining three to tell us their names
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Mines Iwaizumi
+ 81 xxxxxx's name got changed to « Iwaizumi »
Atsumu
What great pressure you put them under wow
Suna
Right? I'm just fabulous like that
Hinata
What about the desperate guy
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For the LAST TIME, I would have just /normally/ enjoyed it if we had one or two girls in here
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And my name's Kuroo
+ 81 xxxxxx's name got changed to « Kuroo »
Bokuto
Do you have black hair
Kuroo
Yes son
Bokuto
yooOOOOO amazing :D!!! Your name fits you even more then 😄
Shirabu
Why /else/ would his name be Kuroo then????
Kuroo
Would it be gay if I blushed
Suna
Yes.
Kuroo
Fixk
Komori
Alright we're almost through the list! Now Mr. Mysterious, mind revealing yourself?
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I'd rather die tbh
Mattsun 🧚🏻
Even that Iwaizumi guy told us and he sent like 3 messages in total since this chat was created 💀
Iwaizumi
🤷🏻♀️
Atsumu
THE EQUAL RIGHTS ARE SPREADING WOOO
Kuroo
Atsumu dude, you're scaring the poor soul with your weird enthusiasm
Kuroo
Or with your positivity, idk what it is
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Ppl like you are the reason why I hate interacting with new ppl
Atsumu
Aw come on! You told us your age and your name won't hurt either
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Says who
Noya
Us?
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Invalid, ok
Shirabu
Even I told them my name though
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And I should care why exactly
Goshiki
Pretty please? 🥺
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I won't fall for your facade either
Goshiki
What IS with you ppl Im literally just existing :(
Yamaguchi
You forgot the *in hell
Oikawa
Sooner or later I'll understand but that's a problem for future Oikawa
Oikawa
ANYWAY
Oikawa
Tell us? 🥺
Atsumu
🥺
Mattsun 🧚🏻
🥺
Makki 🧚♀️
🥺
Hinata
Don't be shy!!
Bokuto
But it'd also be totally fine if you really don't want to :D
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Literally why are nice ppl existing
Shirabu
I have no clue
Bokuto
:D
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... Akaashi
+ 81 xxxxxx's name got changed to « Akaashi »
Oikawa
Was that really so hard now?
Bokuto
I mean if he really felt uncomfortable?? I'm proud :D
Kuroo
Manz holding the title of chat therapist now
Oikawa
If I stay online any longer, I'll seriously develop a z-phobia
Atsumu
Z' not funz to zee zomeone talkingz aboutz theirz fearz zo openlyz
Oikawa is offline
Makki 🧚♀️
The fact that you went through the struggle to write something like this
Atsumu
It was so worth it
Mattsun 🧚🏻
I hope my manz didn't seriously pass out lmaoooo
Komori
Though he's kind of right, this is getting out of hand
Hinata
*our handz
Yamaguchi
NOT YOU TOO