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Published:
2022-06-15
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2022-09-26
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fortune (is a matter of perspective)

Summary:

CC-2224: ha told you

CC-3636: yes fine kot’ika I owe you ten creds

CC-1010: how

CC-1010: how did you ever make command when you IGNORE EVERY SINGLE REG

CC-1010: at least give me plausible deniability

Notes:

This is the entirely self-serving product of sporadic creativity spurts and a desire to cackle maniacally in the middle of the night. Does it make sense? Possibly not. Do I think I'm hilarious? Absolutely. Enjoy as you will.

(There is quite a lot of swearing in this fic, which is pretty much the only reason for the rating. There is later discussion of amnesia and allusion to mind control, but those chapters will be individually marked.)

CC-2224/Incompetent: Cody
CC-3636/Batch Biter: Wolffe
CC-1010/Ultimate Despair: Fox
CC-5052/Mr Secura: Bly
CC-6454/Ponds: Ponds
CT-7567/Doomed: Rex

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text


(chat created: Batch-17)

CC-2224: ha told you

CC-3636: yes fine kot’ika I owe you ten creds

CC-1010: how

CC-1010: how did you ever make command when you IGNORE EVERY SINGLE REG

CC-1010: at least give me plausible deniability

CC-2224: dont you get enough of that from the senate

CC-5052: lol

CC-5052: f in chat for fox

CC-3636: f

CC-2224: f

CC-6454: f

CC-6454: btw kote why the fuck have you given us a new disaster chat

CC-1010: fuck you all

CC-5052: yeah kote why

CC-2224: you can never have too many disaster chats

CC-2224: also wolffe dared me and im not a wimp

CC-1010: debatable

CC-2224: FUCK YOU

CC-1010: no thanks

CC-3636: lmao

(CC-2224 has added CT-7567)

CC-1010: hey cody what the fuck

CC-2224: I present: proof im not a wimp

CT-7567: uhhh hey?

CT-7567: ori’vod why am I here

CC-1010: ori’vod

CC-3636: I always forget kot’ikas got a baby ct

CC-2224: rex tell them im not a wimp

CT-7567: Id complain but I feel outnumbered

CC-5052: hey rex! :)

CT-7567: hi bly :)

CT-7657: codys not a wimp

CC-2224: THANK YOU

CT-7567: he punches droids

CC-1010: he WHAT

CC-2224: REX YOU BASTARD TRAITOR

CC-3636: nice

CC-6454: wolffe you bite them your opinion isnt valid

CC-3636: RUDE

CC-6454: but true

CC-1010: entertaining though it is to see kot’ika get betrayed by his ct

CC-1010: again

CC-1010: I do actually have work to do

CC-1010: like forging the chancellor’s signature

CC-2224: treason?

CC-2224: from our own ori’vod?

CC-5052: believable


CT-7567: sorry to disturb

CT-7567: but I need advice on how to command

CT-7567: or alternatively, revenge

CT-3636: im down

CT-2224: ily too rex

CC-3636: revenge on kote? im even more down

CC-5052: what happened

CT-7567: thIS BASTARD

CT-7567: PUT ME IN CHARGE OF A BATTALION

CT-7567: A

CT-7567: BATTALION

CC-2224: lol

CC-6454: okay okay stop

(CC-6564 has changed their name to Ponds)

(Ponds has renamed CC-2224 to Incompetent)

(Ponds has renamed CT-7567 to Doomed)

(Ponds has renamed CC-3636 to Batch Biter)

(Ponds has renamed CC-1010 to Ultimate Despair)

(Ponds has renamed CC-5052 to Mr Secura)

Ponds: there we go

Ponds: numbers giving me a fucking headache

Ponds: what was that rex’ika

Incompetent: HEY IM OFFENDED

Batch Biter: when are you not

Doomed: accurate thanks

Ponds: np

Doomed: ANYWAY

Doomed: Kenobis padawan is now a general

Doomed: and SOMEONE decided I should have a PROMOTION

Incompetent: have fun :)

Doomed: no fuck you

Ultimate Despair: thanks ponds this really improves my day

Ultimate Despair: wait actually yeah this is hilarious

Ultimate Despair: kote I want vids

Incompetent: on it

(Incompetent has attached holo _rex_grumpy_)

Ultimate Despair: ah the sweet sound of betrayal

Ponds: you okay vod

Ultimate Despair: Never Have I Been Okay Once In My Life

Mr Secura: mood