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Chiharu >> Haruno
Today 06:32
Chiharu
good morning and happy white day, my love! ( ˘ ³˘)♥ see you for lunch later? i have your gift
Haruno
Chiharu you know you don't need to give me anything
I didn’t even do anything special for you on Valentine’s Day
Chiharu
maybe so but i want to give you something anyways
so, lunch? i'll pick you up
Haruno
I'm getting lunch with Yuka today, but I can do dinner. 19:30?
Chiharu
works for me~ see you then!
>>Orphans Union (and Chiharu)<<
Today 00:00
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IT’S WHITE DAY
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happy white day!!!!
gdi you beat me to it
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haruno don't break chiharu's heart too badly lol
get on my level kaori
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凸ಠ益ಠ)凸
Today 06:57
Haru 1
oi akito what the hell
2 Haru
Don't worry, I'm always gentle
Haru 1
HARU-CHAN?????
2 Haru
:)
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i said what i said
and clearly i was right to lmaoo
isekai but canon gay
lol no mercy for chiharu today
2 Haru
He just makes it so easy
Good morning, Eiden. You’re up early
isekai but canon gay
yeah i had to get up early to help aster with his white day cafe
2 Haru
White day cafe?
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oh is that why you’ve been dead to the world lately
isekai but canon gay
oh god yeah so much has happened these past few days but i don’t have time to tell it right now
i was just dropping in to say i’m not dead
yet
jury’s still out tho
but hey check it out
[ID: the inside of Passion Café. Various people are still setting up tables and displays, and the sun is still barely up, only beginning to shine through the windows, but the setup is still impressive]
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ooohhh!!! that looks awesome!!!!
2 Haru
Nice
Haru 1
i’d bring a date there
isekai but canon gay
thanks! i’m supervising today and it’ll be busy, so see you guys later!
i think i already see a line yikes
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byeee
so like i was saying rip chiharu his love was never meant to be
Haru 1
you don’t know that
2 Haru
No, Akito is right
Haru 1
come on guys
>>Orphans Union (and Chiharu)<<
Today 13:41
2 Haru
[ID: a selfie of Haruno and Yuka sitting outside at a table with drinks in their hands. Their cheeks are pressed close together and they’re smiling]
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aww you guys look cute!
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wtf you guys got lunch without me
Queen Yuka
Sorry Akito! This was just for me and Haru-kun, but next time, I swear I’ll invite you!
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no no it’s fine i get it
can’t beat the power of the power duo
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power trio technically, but eiden’s not exactly available
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;A;
they’re gone aren’t they
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yup
Today 17:12
2 Haru
As though you and Kaori don’t have your own lunches together
I bet you two were even having lunch together when I sent that
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perhaps!! but!! that is completely different!!!
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wow tell me how you really feel
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it’s a matter of availability ok
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:/
i’m taking back my white day gift
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NOOOOOO
Today 20:55
Haru 1
[ID: a photo of Haruno mid-laugh, eyes closed. He’s holding chopsticks, but the food seems to be at risk of dropping]
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oh my fucking god
Queen Yuka
How cute!
Today 21:27
2 Haru
What the hell
Why did you take that picture
Haru 1
<3
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@live fast die young check ur dms i’m fucking dying over here
2 Haru
Everything ok, Akito??
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yup!!! i’m fine!!!!!!
Yuka >> Haruno
Today 21:45
Yuka
I didn’t know you were getting dinner with Chiharu today
Haruno
Yes…?
He wanted to do lunch but we were getting lunch so we agreed on dinner instead
Nice place, he got me flowers and paid for everything
Yuka
That’s nice, I’m glad you had a fun date
Haruno
It wasn’t a date, it was just a white day thing
And I think he was buttering me up for something
Yuka
Oh
I see
Haruno
Don’t sound so suspicious, Eiden’s done the exact same thing before
Yuka
I suppose
>>Orphans Union (and Chiharu)<<
isekai but canon gay
but after all that we still had a business to run and that’s how i ended up working at a café while horribly sleep-deprived and still with a bit of a cold for the third time in my life
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that is so much
2 Haru
It’s really indicative of your life that this isn’t even the second time, it’s the third
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i thought this was the second time??
Haru 1
this has happened before???
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well i was there for the time in college when eiden got mobbed by all those people the night before his very first shift
2 Haru
Ah, the summer of our third year of high school
The camping trip
isekai but canon gay
we don’t talk about the camping trip
Queen Yuka
We don't talk about the camping trip
2 Haru
We don’t talk about the camping trip
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power trio keeping secrets from us once more
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it can’t be any worse than most of eiden’s staff turning into chocolate monsters because of fucked up magic cocoa beans laced with aphrodisiac
isekai but canon gay
maybe so but it was also high school
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fair enough
isekai but canon gay
oh that reminds me!
[ID: a closeup of some pastries behind a glass display case]
[ID: the café interior, packed with people. Yakumo and Edmond are serving the customers in their White Day uniforms]
[ID: a selfie where Eiden has Yakumo and Edmond on each side of him. He’s grinning at the camera. Edmond looks somehow alarmed, confused, and bashful all at once. Yakumo also looks confused, but is smiling at the camera nonetheless]
took some pictures for you guys!
yakumo says hi
edmond says he doesn't trust my strange device and he doesn't believe that there are real people talking to me through it lol
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hi yakumo and edmond!! i promise we're real!!
wait can they even read this
isekai but canon gay
not at all
Queen Yuka
Hello two out of five of Eiden's not-boyfriends
Wow! Everything looks amazing!
You didn’t get your own uniform?
isekai but canon gay
nah i’m not a waiter so
2 Haru
Hmm…
Queen Yuka
Oh? Haru-kun?
2 Haru
Eiden, if you’d like your own uniform, I could try to come up with something
isekai but canon gay
seriously? but white day is almost over?
designing isn’t that easy, especially without inspiration
trust me i also know these things
2 Haru
I know but I do have some inspiration, and reference from your, uh, Yakumo and Edmond’s uniforms
Besides, it’s not like you’re just going to close up the café after one day, right?
isekai but canon gay
well, no
2 Haru
Then there’s still time
I can’t promise anything, but you like dressing up so just accept it
Consider it your White Day present since I can’t be there in person
isekai but canon gay
lol ok, then sure haru-chan
Haru 1
the blatant favoritism going on in this group chat
2 Haru
I gave you chocolate?? I haven’t made you stop calling me -chan once today????
Don’t act like I’ve never designed anything for you either
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he’s letting you call him haru-chan????
isekai but canon gay
whoa i don't think i'm the one getting favoritism here
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if we’re talking favoritism me and akito haven’t even seen anyone but each other today
i certainly didn’t get anything from either harus smh
Queen Yuka
The council has spoken!
Haru 1
i
i don’t know what just happened
2 Haru
i feel somehow that we both lost this round
Eiden >> Haruno
Today 06:24
Eiden
YOU ACTUALLY WENT ON A DATE WITH CHIHARU??????
Haruno
IT WASN’T A GODDAMN DATE