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"As you know," Nandor begins, sitting straight-backed in his customary chair, "on account of how it was all caught on film because you documentary people are now just leaving cameras around to record things in empty rooms for some reason—I and my familiar Guillermo had an encounter of an... intimate nature last night. On this very couch! And a bit up against the wall before that—but you know all this, you have all the footage and all that.
"Now, I am told that when this sort of thing happens between two people who live in the same house, and who have not done that sort of thing before in one of your documentary programs, it can be the cause of quite a lot of ex-cite-ment. So I would like to make it officially very clear that there is nothing for the getting excited about in this case! Yes, it happened—and a very good time was had, especially by Guillermo, because of course I am very good in bed—but it was mostly just a one-time kind of thing. We had our fun and all, but you must understand that it does not change anything between me and Guillermo. He is still the familiar, and I am still the vampire, even though now I have touched him on the peepee."
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- Part 2 of Familiarity
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Hilarious, horny, poignant, well written. Everything I’m looking for in a fanfic
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finished!
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