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Hux hated Ren. He was always stomping about the ship, destroying things with that unstable weapon of his, yelling at people, and making Hux’s life far more difficult. Hux would have liked to see him launched out an airlock or abandoned on some distant planet. Or just on another ship, at least. Why couldn’t Ren be someone else’s problem?
There didn’t seem to be any point in Ren’s presence on the ship, but the Supreme Leader insisted that Ren not only be allowed to stay on board the ship, but also be the co-commander. Ren had all the power that Hux had, and what had he done to earn it? What did he ever do? What value did he bring to the First Order? They operated just fine without some rabid Force user in a mask — that was one of the pitfalls of the Empire.
Needing to talk to Ren about his latest mission — he was demanding to use far too many resources and wouldn’t say what he was doing — Hux set up a meeting. But the time came and went, and when Ren also ignored his calls, Hux checked to see where he was. Hux had put a tracker on his belt so he would know where the unstable man — if he was even a man — was at all times.
Hux wasn’t surprised to see that Ren’s tracker showed him in his quarters. He might think he was above paperwork and meetings, but Hux wasn’t about to let him get away with that. They were going to have their meeting.
When Hux arrived outside Ren’s quarters, he almost pressed the button to request entry, but then decided to override the lock. If Ren was going to skip meetings without giving a reason why, then Hux saw no reason why he needed to respect Ren’s personal space.
He stepped inside only to be greeted with a red blade aimed at him. Hux looked at it, then up at the masked man or creature or whatever he was. Others might feel intimidated by his little display, but Hux knew Ren wouldn’t harm him.
“Do you always wear your mask in your quarters?” Hux asked.
“I do when someone’s coming in without permission. Get out!”
“I would love to,” Hux said, walking around the lightsaber and further into Ren’s quarters. “However, we were scheduled for a meeting and you decided not to attend, so it seems like we’ll have to meet here.”
“I don’t care about a stupid meeting!” Ren shouted. He did at least move the lightsaber down to his side, although it was still on.
“I know you don’t, but we need to discuss your next mission. I can allow you to take one shuttle and four troopers along with provisions for a week. If you need more than that, I need to know just what it is you’re doing.”
Ren said nothing. As much as Hux usually wished he’d be silent, he was trying to have a conversation with him. Of course Ren would do the opposite of what Hux wanted. But he wasn’t going to leave until the matter was settled, so he stood his ground, staring into Ren’s mask.
As much as Hux didn’t want to think about Ren, he was curious about just what was hiding under the mask. His First Order personnel file said almost nothing. Not even if he was human. That would make sense as there were very few non-humans in the Order. Hux suspected that was what he was hiding. Either that, or he was deformed.
“You want to know what’s under the mask.” The lightsaber shut off, but that was all Ren said.
“I’d rather know about your mission.”
Ren clipped his lightsaber to his belt and then raised his hands to his mask. There was a hiss as Ren lifted the helmet off his head and Hux was surprised to see a very human face looking back at him. And not just a human face, but the most beautiful human Hux had ever seen in his life.
Why would such a beautiful face belong to such a horrible person?
“You’re human,” Hux said.
“Not entirely.”
“Yes, well, about your mission -”
“You like what you see.”
“What? Don’t interrupt me.”
“Come on, General,” Ren said, stepping closer to him. “I can sense it. I know how you feel. I know that you want to see what’s under my robes.”
“I have important work to do,” Hux said, but he made no move to stop Kylo as he approached, standing centimeters away. His face was so close and his lips were right there in front of Hux’s eyes. They looked so soft and inviting.
“You can kiss me if you like,” Ren said softly. He put a hand under Hux’s chin, lifting it up. And then, before Hux could react, Ren was on him, kissing him.
Hux knew he should stop Ren as he had far more important things to do, but there was something about Ren that was irresistible. Now that he knew what he looked like, Hux knew he’d never stop thinking about him. It was better to fuck him and get it out of his system. And Ren was right — Hux really did want to see what was under his robes.
Ren was pawing at Hux’s uniform, but Hux pushed his hands away, not wanting him to tear it. He quickly undid the clasps and his belt, letting everything fall to the floor. He’d never done that before, as he always took the time to treat his uniform with the respect it deserved, but Hux just couldn’t tear himself away from Ren.
Hux managed to get Ren’s belt off and pulled his cowl over his head and dropped it on the floor with everything else. The rest of Ren’s robes were more of a challenge. He ran his hands over Ren’s chest, looking for a way to remove the outer layer, but it was solid. Ren simply pulled it over his head, although Hux couldn’t see how he could have done that. But he had more pressing matters at hand. Like the zipper on the next layer of Ren’s clothing.
Once Hux had the zipper down, he pushed Ren’s robes off his shoulders only to be met with another layer. At least this one allowed Hux to see and touch the bare skin on Ren’s abdomen. As much as he wanted to keep kissing and touching Ren, he couldn’t believe what he was seeing.
“A crop top? Really?”
“You want to do this or not?” Ren growled. He lifted the top over his head, giving Hux his first sight of the nicest tits he’d ever seen. He immediately put his hands on them, enjoying the firm feeling of Ren’s tits in his hands.
Hux’s cock was hard in his pants and he pulled his hands away from Ren’s chest to undo them. He could see that Ren was affected the same way and he could tell that Ren was huge. Massive. At least that fit with the rest of him. Hux wanted to get his hands — and hopefully mouth — on Ren’s cock.
“Wait.” Ren said, grabbing Hux’s hands and pulling them away from his pants. “Remember when I said I’m not entirely human?”
“Are you trying to be weird because you no longer want to continue? I assure you, I can handle it if you want to stop.”
“No. It’s not that. My, uh, dick. It may not be what you're expecting.”
“Ren,” Hux said as he started back in on Ren’s pants, “I assure you, I have seen all manner of reproductive organs. I’m sure your weird dick won’t be that -”
Hux forgot what he was going to say because he had not expected what he found in Ren’s pants. He’d been expecting it to be oversized, and perhaps with a strange bend or odd color. What he found was not one, not two or even three, but eight dicks. Hux double-counted just to make sure.
“What the fuck is this, Ren?”
“Like I said,” Ren said. “Not entirely human. I understand if you don’t want to continue.”
“Are you kidding me?” Hux said, putting a hand on one of Ren’s cocks. It was a short, thin one, and easy enough for Hux to grab. “I want to fuck every single one of these ridiculous things. I assume you have lube and a bed.”
“Yeah,” Ren said. “But, uh, we don’t need lube. Those two right there.” Ren pointed to two of his cocks. They almost looked like an average human cock, except they were almost purple in color. “They produce lube.”
“Excuse me if I don’t trust lube made by one of your weird penises.”
“Two,” Ren corrected.
“Whatever. You have actual lube not produced by you?”
“Yeah, I do.”
Ren took Hux to his bed and held out his hand. Seconds later, a bottle of lube smacked the open hand and Hux couldn’t help but roll his eyes at Ren’s little display of power. Of course he’d use his abilities for something trivial. But then, maybe it was difficult for him to walk with so many cocks. At least Hux knew why he was always stomping around with such a wide stance.
“So,” Hux said as he removed the rest of his clothing. “Do any of your other dicks have special uses?”
“Yeah,” Ren said. “The long ones at the bottom help stretch and the ones in the middle deposit eggs.”
“Eggs?”
Ren laughed. “No,” he said. “They’re I guess like regular human dicks. Mostly just shoot jizz.”
“Mostly?”
“And these?” Hux grabbed one of the shorter ones he’d grabbed before. They were similar in width to the ones Ren said were for stretching, but much shorter.
“Put one in your mouth,” Ren said.
Hux hesitated, not sure what kind of weird dick it was, but he was too curious and he leaned over, taking Ren’s cock into his mouth. It fit nicely and since it wasn’t that wide, Hux knew he could comfortably suck on it all day.
Then he felt it moving, going deeper into his mouth and hitting the back of his throat. Feeling himself start to gag, Hux pulled back and was surprised to see that it had grown longer.
“They’re prehensile too,” Ren said. “But they only grow about a meter.”
“A meter?”
“Yeah. So can’t really do too much with them.”
“You could explore my ass with them,” Hux said.
“If you want,” Ren said with a grin. “Want me to lube you up?”
“Lay down,” Hux ordered. Ren did so and Hux moved to straddle him, pointing his ass towards Ren’s face. “Get me ready while I try out the rest of these.”
Hux decided to go for one of the “regular” ones in the middle of the dick array. Of course, they were quite large on their own, but they looked exactly like every other human dick Hux had seen. And when he took one in his mouth, he thought it tasted the same as well. While he went between the two dicks, he felt a slick finger prodding at his ass, and it soon slipped inside him.
But the fun of Ren wasn’t to play with the normal dicks. He wanted to test out all of them. Hux moved down, sucking in one of the long, thin cocks, and almost immediately taking the other in his mouth as well. They were thin enough that it was easy. Ren had said those ones were to help stretch, although his fingers were doing a perfectly good job of that.
While sucking the long pair of cocks, Hux noted Ren’s balls. He hadn’t thought about it yet, and was a little surprised he didn’t have eight of them. But his ballsac was enormous. Hux couldn’t help but reach down and touch him and Ren flinched under him.
“Watch it,” Ren growled.
“What?” Hux asked, pulling off of his cocks. “Don’t like having your balls played with?”
“They’re very sensitive,” Ren said. “Just keep sucking my cocks.”
“Fuck you, Ren,” Hux said, turning his attention back to the eight cocks in front of him.
“Yeah, I thought that’s what we were doing.”
“Shut up.” Just to make sure Ren knew who was in control, he grabbed his balls, squeezing them with a light pressure, but it was enough to make Ren squirm under him. It seemed to make Hux’s point, as Ren returned to fingering him and Hux decided to try one of the oddly colored cocks that Ren claimed made lube.
When he sucked it into his mouth, he was surprised that there was a slightly different taste to it. Hux wasn’t quite sure how to describe it, but it was pleasant enough. As he licked at the cock, he could feel warm liquid in his mouth. Glancing at the cock’s partner, he saw that it was oozing as well.
Hux would have thought it was precome, but it felt different in his mouth. He reached over to take the other cock in his hand, stroking it and letting the fluid cover his hand. Whatever that was, it definitely was not precome. It really did feel like lube.
“What the fuck, Ren?” Hux asked. “You actually make your own lube?”
“I told you I did.”
“Yes, and it sounded too ridiculous to be true. It still does. So you’re just fully equipped to fuck without needing a source of lube or anything?”
“Yeah. Wanna see how I’d normally do this?” Ren pumped his fingers in and out of Hux real fast, and it took Hux a moment to figure out what he was saying.
Normally, Hux would have made sure that he was prepped to take in anyone’s cock, much less Ren’s eight large ones. But he couldn’t deny that he was curious to see how it felt.
“Fine,” Hux agreed. As soon as he did, Ren was manhandling him pushing him off of him and onto the bed. Ren arranged Hux so he was on his hands and knees, and then he felt something poking at him. He turned his head to see which cock Ren was using, but he couldn’t tell.
“Normally I’d use my lube cock first to get you nice and slick, but since you wanted regular lube, we’ll just skip to this one.” As he finished speaking, Ren pushed something long and thin inside him. One of the ones that he said was for stretching.
Ren pumped his cock in and out a few times and Hux could feel the other cocks brushing against his ass. He desperately wanted each one inside of him. As Ren was fucking him, Hux started to feel the cock growing large inside of him and he couldn’t help but moan as he was stretched open on Ren’s cock.
“It grows?” Hux asked after a few moments.
“How else would it help stretch?”
“Put the second one in me,” Hux demanded.
“At the same time?” Ren asked.
“Obviously. What else would you do?”
“Usually I just use one at a time.”
“You’re sticking all eight of those disgusting things in me, now get it done.”
Ren didn’t argue and Hux soon felt another cock at his hole and then, the cock inside of him shrunk down at the same time the second one pushed inside. Ren started to move slowly, Hux could feel the cocks growing inside of him, and he couldn’t help the moan he made. He’d never been so loud in bed before, but he’d never fucked anyone with eight cocks before either.
“Ready for another?” Ren asked after a while.
“Yes, keep going,” Hux demanded.
“Gotta add some more lube,” Ren said. Hux felt another one of Ren’s cocks pushing inside of him. It slipped in easily and Hux assumed it was one of the lube cocks. It did seem to help Ren move easier inside of him.
Shortly after, Ren’s cock lubed him up more, another cock was pressing at his entrance. As it entered, the inflatable cocks got smaller. It really was a perfect system, Hux thought. Ren could use his cocks to always make sure there was room for another one.
Ren fucked him with half of his cocks, and as amazing as it felt, Hux knew he still had more and he wouldn’t be satisfied until all eight were in his ass. Almost as if Ren had read his mind — and maybe he had — another cock was soon teasing at his rim. It seemed to grab the inside of his rim and hold him open. Ren had said two of the cocks were prehensile.
Without warning, Hux felt something going deep inside him and he screamed as it wiggled its way inside him. Ren was definitely using the extendable cock. One of them was still teasing at his rim, but it soon followed inside, giving Hux two tendrils inside of him.
That meant only two cocks to go.
Ren did not waste time and his next cock entered him soon. It was too thin to be the regular cock, so it was the second lube-producing cock. Once that was inside, Ren pushed the final cock inside him and Ren pushed all the way in. Hux had never been so full in his life. It was perfect.
“You good?” Ren asked.
Hux could only nod and then, Ren started fucking him with all eight of his gigantic cocks. He was fairly certain he could feel the cocks pressing against the skin of his abdomen. Hux started to lift a hand to feel for himself, but Ren’s thrusts were too powerful and nearly knocked him down.
Ren was moving faster and faster inside of Hux, all eight of his magnificent cocks giving him the fucking of a lifetime. It was so good, so perfect, stretching him so completely. He only wished he could see what he looked like with all those cocks inside him.
Hux hadn’t even thought about his own cock as he was so enthralled by Ren’s. He’d nearly forgot he had one of his own until he was coming with a loud cry.
The next thing Hux knew, he was face down on the bed with Ren still fucking him and holding his hips up. It was too much, but Hux didn’t want him to stop. He never wanted Ren to stop. All thought of commanding his armies and ruling the galaxy had been vaporized by those cocks. Hux could have happily fucked them for the rest of his life.
Ren’s thrusts were becoming more and more erratic and with a loud groan, he came. Spurt after spurt of warm liquid was filling him. And it didn’t stop. Ren was literally filling him and although he could feel his stomach expanding, Hux needed to put his hand there to feel it.
“Fuck,” Ren groaned as his cocks finally started to slow down. He leaned over and pressed his face against Hux’s neck. “No one’s ever taken all eight of my cocks at once.”
Ren moved his face against Hux, and it took Hux a moment to realize what he was doing.
“Are you kissing me?” Hux asked.
“Mmm-hmm,” Ren said, still kissing him. He had an arm wrapped around Hux and he rolled over, bringing Hux along with them so that they were both laying on their sides with Hux’s back to Ren’s chest. It should not have been so comfortable.
“Why?”
“Because,” Ren said before planting another kiss on his neck. “You’re perfect.”
“I don’t recall you ever saying such a thing before.”
“That was because I hadn’t put all of my cocks in your ass before. Never thought I’d ever get to use ‘em all at once. And look at this.”
Ren put a hand on Hux’s stomach, still distended and filled with come. He rubbed his hand all over Hux’s abdomen.
“You’re keeping all of it inside you. Perfect.”
“I’m fairly certain it’s only staying inside because your cocks are still blocking the way out.”
“Yeah,” Ren said, nuzzling him. “That’s the other function of the ones that get bigger. Keeps it all inside so I can knock you up.”
“Please tell me you don’t have some weird biology where that’s possible.” Hux probably should have questioned that before, but he’d been too excited about the idea of so many cocks in his ass at once.
“Nah,” Ren said. “Just messing with you. Want to clean up? I can keep at least one of my dicks inside of you while we go to the refresher. So it won’t make a mess.”
Hux put a hand on his stomach, his fingers brushing against Ren’s. He really should get cleaned up and get back to work, but it was nice laying in bed, filled with come and cocks. And Ren was surprisingly decent for once. Hux could get used to the cuddles and kisses.
“Not yet,” Hux said. “I think I could get used to this. I love your cocks, Ren.”
“I know.”