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I'll believe in anything (and you'll believe in anything) by sassysquatch
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 May 2024
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Cody's chip is removed after a battlefield injury. Not affected by Order 66, he flees Utapau with General Kenobi, determined to do what he can to help his brothers, only to find its not that easy. What's a clone created for war supposed to do when he doesn't have an army to serve? How is a man raised to be a Jedi supposed to move on when his entire Order has been destroyed?
Hiding on backwater Dantooine with no one but each other for company, Cody and Obi-Wan navigate trauma, grief, and recovery, and begin to learn that they're more than they were built to be.
(also known as the cottagecore Codiwan fic)
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One would think traveling 52 years into the past would allow Harry some much desired anonymity, but unfortunately the malfunctioning Triwizard Cup spat Harry out on the quidditch pitch in the middle of a game. There's no lying about his provenance while a shiny plaque on the base of the Cup announces to everyone he is 'Harry Potter, Hogwarts Champion, 1994.'
Swept up by the ministry and sworn to secrecy by the Unspeakables, Harry is left to navigate the past on his own. Good thing his great-grandparents are willing to take him in - even if they're a little more into blood purity than Harry had expected - and Hogwarts is willing to welcome him back - even if he's a novelty to everyone as the time traveling Champion.
At least Harry will have the familiarity of Gryffindor Tower to ease his homesickness. Or he would, if the sorting hat hadn't put him in Slytherin, where he's forced to share a dorm with none other than Tom Riddle.
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In which Harry is determined to prevent Voldemort's rise, even if he has to stalk, bribe, threaten, and marry Tom Riddle to do it.
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“So have you?” Jamie demanded.
“What?”
“Done gay shit!” Jamie exploded.
Roy exhaled heavily through his nose. Fucking Christ. “Yes.”
Jamie threw up his hands in disgust. “Fucking unbelievable! I’m the hottest bloke on the team, bar none, and I’m the only one that’s never done gay shit! The boys should be all over me!”
“You listed four people, Tartt. That’s not even a quarter of the team.”
Jamie ignored him. “And even you’ve done gay shit! I didn’t know that was allowed!”
“If you want to go do gay shit go find someone to do gay shit with,” Roy said curtly, hoping to end the conversation and return to sanity.
“Right,” Jamie said, nodding resolutely. “Good idea, coach.” His pout eased, replaced with a look of determination that Roy really should have taken for a warning sign because a moment later Jamie softened his mouth, stepped forward into Roy’s space, and kissed him.
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5 times Eddie was jealous and 1 time he didn't have to be by sassysquatch
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
26 Jun 2022
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"Eddie couldn’t manage to ignore Tyler’s existence after that. Not because Buck was spending any more time with the man - best Eddie could tell, they saw each other maybe 6 times per month. But now he knew what kind of sex they were having. Well, not really what kind, but he knew that it was good. Good enough to give Buck three orgasms in one night. And it must be frequent, for Tyler to feel comfortable calling Buck on a weekday morning demanding to get dicked down.
Not that Eddie thought that much about Buck and Tyler having sex. Just, sometimes his mind conjured imagines. And once or twice he saw a faint bruise on Buck’s throat that he was pretty sure was a hickey. And another time he saw what looked like a rash, a small patch of red, irritated skin, on the back of Buck’s neck. Eddie tried for five seconds to tell himself it must be carpet burn, somehow, but he couldn’t get Chim’s description of Tyler and his five-o’clock shadow out of his head, so instead he just resolved not to think of it at all."
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Buck makes a new friend. They sometimes have sex. Eddie hates the guy, but can't quite figure out why.
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word to big bird by lareverti
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Nov 2025
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The disciples had barely recovered from the sight of their esteemed master single-handedly tearing a full bronze mirror from the wall when they realized he fully intended to haul it all the way back to Qing Jing Peak.
“Shizun,” Ming Fan ventured cautiously, watching Shen Qingqiu stride ahead with the massive mirror slung across his shoulder like some deranged traveling peddler, “shouldn’t… shouldn’t we leave that object where it is?”
“And permit some other sect—or worse, passing opportunists—to claim it and put it to vile use? This Master would never allow such calamity to take root.”
Except, what came out of Shen Qingqiu's mouth was, “I need this mirror to beat Shang Qinghua over the head with it until he coughs up an explanation.”
…Wait...what?!
or: Shen Qingqiu accidentally falls under the curse of truth, leaving Liu Qingge to wonder if this is the day his shixiong has finally given in to madness.
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- Part 1 of mirror, mirror on the wall
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Bookmarked by sassysquatch
28 Jan 2026
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complex plot but still great focus on relationships and characters. SQQ/LQG are so dreamy here, and the relationships between SQQ and other characters are also nicely developed with good closure of canon gaps.
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"You're a psychiatrist," Will says. "Between your personal and professional lives you must have met thousands of people, you must know dozens of different flavors of pathology. Do you know anyone who would take me as I am? Who would be able to love me," he gestures in a sweeping motion, from his messy hair to his stained knee, "just as I am?"
"I do."
Bedelia's words shock Will into stillness.
“Really?”
AKA an AU where Bedelia is Will’s psychiatrist instead of Hannibal, Will makes a series of increasingly questionable life choices, and no one should ever take Bedelia’s advice. Ever.
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- Part 1 of Falls the Shadow (and extras)
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Bookmarked by sassysquatch
26 Dec 2025
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a hannigram get together fic where there's a lot of murder and secrecy but not much hurt & manipulation. This is the most realistic version of them sweetly getting together without neutering either of them, I think. Really well written.
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Once More from the Top by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jul 2025
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The Veiled Soul-Seer was known for being able to grant a person's deepest desire. Luo Binghe went to her with the expectation that she'd deliver the kind, sweet Shizun he'd seen in the other world (the one married to that weak, unworthy version of himself). That was, after all, what Luo Binghe wanted most.
So why did he wake up to find himself back in his fourteen-year old body, in the woodshed, as a disciple on Qing Jing Peak?
Now his empire is gone, as is his harem, cultivation, and physical strength. He'll have to rebuild it all from scratch, and while knowing the future should speed things up significantly, acting like an innocent human child after hundreds of years of being an all-powerful demon emperor might be more difficult than he'd anticipated…
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26 Dec 2025
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really lovely exploration of Bing-ge's character growth if he was allowed to experience a softer life. Shen Yuan's kindness is amazing, and I really enjoyed the SQQ development too, after he appears. The romantic relationship is at the heart of it, but a lot of character work too.
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Sisyphus Rising by LittleMargie
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types
03 Oct 2025
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After the fall, Will wakes up in his bed in New Orleans. It's 1999, and Will makes a comprehensive set of goals.
1. Find Hannibal.
2. Kill Hannibal.
3. Find Garrett Jacob Hobbs.
4. Kill Garrett Jacob Hobbs.
5. Kidnap Abigail and become a single father.He only gets around to that first one.
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- Part 1 of If I Could Find a Way
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21 Dec 2025
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they are feral and violent and so utterly, sappily in love
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if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2023
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After being turned away by the nice Shizun of that other world, Luo Binghe finds himself in the modern world where he can find a new nice Shizun for himself. Instead, he finds Shen Yuan, who could not possibly be who he's searching for - he's crass, and inelegant, and looks only vaguely related to Shen Qingqiu.
Luckily for both of them, Shen Yuan mistakes Luo Binghe as a cosplayer for hire, and asks to rent him out as his very normal new boyfriend.
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Bookmarked by sassysquatch
24 Nov 2025
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really fun fic. The last 1/4 with the transmigration reveal and some excellent SY lusting over LBH's tears is super strong.