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Who done the homework?

Summary:

Sora forgot to do the homework, tried to text Riku for the answers, accidentally text everyone.

 

Chaos ensues

Notes:

Group chats:

Sora can't work his phone:
Sora: baby
Riku: depression
Kairi: bully
Roxas: wenomechainsama
Xion: quack
Axel: hotwheelz
Isa: denial is a river in egypt
Terra: rocky
Aqua: milf
Ventus: the troll
Vanitas: KYS
Namine: sleep? who's she?
Riku replica: emo
Ienzo: calculator
Hayner: noodles
Olette: twatter monster
Pence: fortnite

the g@ys:
Sora: a child
Riku: captain oblivious
Ventus: thicc
Vanitas: thiccest
Axel: king homosexual
Isa: (not so) secret homo
Kairi: queeny
Olette: the L word
Xion: thEY

the inlaws;
Sora: dad
Riku: papa
Riku Replica: hard knock life
Vanitas: the gay emo cousin
Ventus: five more minutes
Roxas: fresh outta jail uncle
Xion: the wine aunt

artasses
Namine: sketchyhoe
Vanitas: snapped paintbrushes
Terra: hard wood

the parents:
Aqua: mommy
Isa: go to slep
Riku: therapist who needs therapy

the gaymers:
Xion: sheps my luvs
Roxas: dumped for the shep
Vanitas: arsonist
Namine: BACON
Ventus: windy

Chapter 1: homework?

Chapter Text

*Sora sent a message to Riku, Kairi & 17 others*

 

Sora: did you do the math homework?

Ventus: no

Terra: we had homework?

Kairi: why did you send this to like 20 people? 

Sora: wait what

Aqua: Terra, we finished our studies and Master Eraqus has been dead for around a year now.

Terra: oh yeah whoops

Vanitas: whoops as in 'whoops I don't get homework anymore' or 'whoops I killed him my bad'?

Terra: both

Ventus: uncalled for

Roxas: first of all how did you not even realise you sent it to that many people, second of all half of us don't even go to school?

Kairi: were you dropped as a child?

Terra: bold of you to assume I was held

Vanitas: mood

Ventus: vani you've never been a kid, Terra that's sad and Sora, none of us done your homework

Kairi: omfg, sora, I'm sending you the answers, you have to submit it online, you have 20 mins to copy the answers and send it

Roxas: who wants to bet he'll forget to do it in the next 5 minutes?

Riku: me

Sora: Riku, your supposed to be on my side

Riku: you're* 

Kairi: sora shut up and do the homework 

Sora: this is bullying I'm telling Aqua

Aqua: Do your homework Sora

Sora: unfair 

 


 

*Axel sent a message to Sora, Kairi & 17 others*

 

Axel: ya'll had the opportunity to bully each other with dumbass names and you didn't take it? disappointed

*Axel has changed their username to hotwheelz*

hotwheelz: much better

Isa: Why?

hotwheelz: shh, the prophecy has yet to be fulfilled @Everyone

hotwheelz: get your asses on here before I get carried away

Sora: GIVE ME ONE

Roxas: sora chill

*hotwheelz has changed Sora's username to baby*

hotwheelz: there

Kairi: woah back off that's riku's man

Riku: wtf

hotwheelz: that is a literal child kai which is why that is his name

Kairi: meh cant argue with that

Riku: uh you're the same age

Kairi: shut up riku

 *hotwheelz has changed Kairi's username to bully*

bully: I will smack you with my keyblade 

hotwheelz: you're just proving my point princess 

Riku: honestly I'm surprised you haven't went on some sort of rage and changed everyone's names Kai 

Vanitas: I have. Arrived 

Ventus: oh shit 

Roxas: no offence but that sentence just screamed veiny bald mass murder guy

Ventus: oh shit 

Vanitas: KYS

hotwheelz: AHAHHAHAHAHHAH

*hotwheelz has changed Vanitas' username to KYS* 

*hotwheelz has changed Roxas' username to wenomechainsama*  

KYS: r u serious?

wenomechainsama: I dont get it 

hotwheelz: you will eventually my child you will eventually 

KYS: I hate you sm 

Ventus: ok maybe we should just calm down a bit 

KYS: shut up ventus 

*KYS has changed Ventus' username to the troll* 

the troll: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING 

KYS: you breathed

Riku: @KYS your username is such a mood, I'm glad I got to read it, it really motivated me

KYS: wtf

the troll: wtf

hotwheelz: wtf

*bully has changed Riku's username to depression*

bully: he's going through a bit of a rough patch rn, don't mind him 

wenomechainsama: uh shouldn't we 'mind' him then?

bully: who tf are you

hotwheelz: AHAHAHHAHAAH

wenomechainsama:  sigh

baby: hey I was at the store with my mom what happened 

hotwheelz: scroll up my guy 

baby: how do I do that 

bully:  sigh 

*hotwheelz has changed the Group Chat name to sora can't work his phone*

 


*hotwheelz to sora can't work his phone*

 

hotwheelz: since only half of you showed up earlier, would the rest of you please come online so I can give you dumbass usernames and laugh

Aqua: sorry I was helping Terra with magic earlier and he almost burned down the entire courtyard 

Terra: whoops

hotwheelz: well anyway, two down more to go 

Xion: sorry I was out at the mall with Olette

Olette: I didn't even know I was in this @Hayner @Pence

Hayner: oh hey guys

Pence: Hayner I saw you drop your phone in a pot of noodles, how are you even managing to text rn?

Hayner: don't worry about it

*hotwheelz changed Hayner's name to noodle* 

hotwheelz: right that's one down 

Olette: honestly I was expecting worse 

wenomechainsama: worse already happened 

KYS: fuck my life 

Pence: care to tell us who you are

hotwheelz: @wenomechainsama is roxas and @KYS is vanitas 

noodle: oh hey roxas, why'd you not hang out with us today 

wenomechainsama: I have the cold 

Olette: damn where'd you catch that 

Xion: we had a mission in arendelle the other day but for some reason roxas is the only one who got sick 

KYS: AHAHHAHA

Pence: whys he laughing?

Xion: Roxas fell in a hole that was covered by snow and vanitas laughed his ass off for like 10 minutes over it 

Olette: yeah I think we know why roxas is the only one sick right now then 

KYS: AHAHHAHAHA

Reiku: hey guys 

Namine: oh a lot of people are online 

Reiku: our phones have been having seizures for the last ten minutes, how did you not notice 

Namine: I was sketching 

Reiku: sorry namine hasnt slept for five days because she's been working on this big ass painting 

the troll: can we see it?

hotwheelz: oh hey ven 

Namine: NO 

the troll: I-

KYS: AHAHAH

*hotwheelz changed Namine's username to sleep? who's she?* 

*hotwheelz has changed Reiku's name to emo* 

emo: WHAT THE FUCK

sleep? who's she?: I'm not even going to try deny that 

the troll: @KYS GET INTO THAT FUCKING BED AND STOP LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING 

hotwheelz: uh ven?

Terra: I think I just broke my face 

depression: care to fill us in?

Xion: oh hey Riku 

depression: how did you know-

Xion: sorry buddy, it's pretty obvious 

Aqua: Vanitas keeps teleporting all over the place and Terra tried to catch him, missed and fell down the stairs

KYS: AHAHHAHAHA

baby: OMG THERES A DUCKLING IN MY BACKYARD 

Xion: GIMIME, I WANT A PET DUCK 

baby: OKAY I'LL GO GET IT AND YOU CAN COME PICK HIM UP 

Xion: YASSSSSS OMWOMW 

hotwheelz: just being curious but what you gonna call it

Xion: quacker 

wenomechainsama: very creative Xi, love it 

*hotwheelz changed Xion's username to quack*

Olette: how do you manage to sound miserable through text?

wenomechainsama: skills

bully: we're pretty sure he learnt it from riku who invented it, you get used to it

Olette: ah also XION YOU BETTER SHOW ME QUACKER WHEN YOU GET BACK 

quack: I WILL I WILL

Olette: DYEHCNHJIDNCEHJBWSD IM S POTING THI ON TWATTER 

noodle: and I'm the dumb one?

*noodle changed Olette's username to twatter monster* 

twatter monster: EDFNVIUWFKDMVKWLSDKFMNWKEN

depression: anyone notice how much more important everyone found a duck to Terra's health?

the troll: he's fine, the guys name literally means earth so he's like a rock, tough 

Terra: thats like the nicest thing you've ever said to me in like a decade 

the troll: sorry bro was a bit busy sleeping during that decade 

noodle: mood 

baby: no wait 

the troll: I actually was, yk sleeping the whole time 

sleep? who's she?: lucky 

hotwheelz: anyway

*hotwheelz changed Terra's username to rocky* 

hotwheelz: much better 

quack: I HAVE THE DUCK 

twatter monster: YASSSSSS

wenomechiansama: this thing is so gonna make my headache worse when she brings it back 

quack: shhh mr quacker will make you feel better 

wenomechiansama: omfg

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 2: the g word

Summary:

baby: i think im gay

bully: we been knew

Notes:

lol I have the cold and I can't hear anything so I decided to sit down with a cup of tea and continue this

 

Group chats:

Sora can't work his phone:
Sora: baby
Riku: depression
Kairi: bully
Roxas: wenomechainsama
Xion: quack
Axel: hotwheelz
Isa: denial is a river in egypt
Terra: rocky
Aqua: milf
Ventus: the troll
Vanitas: KYS
Namine: sleep? who's she?
Riku replica: emo
Ienzo: calculator
Hayner: noodles
Olette: twatter monster
Pence: fortnite

the g@ys:
Sora: a child
Riku: captain oblivious
Ventus: thicc
Vanitas: thiccest
Axel: king homosexual
Isa: (not so) secret homo
Kairi: queeny
Olette: the L word
Xion: thEY

the inlaws;
Sora: dad
Riku: papa
Riku Replica: hard knock life
Vanitas: the gay emo cousin
Ventus: five more minutes
Roxas: fresh outta jail uncle
Xion: the wine aunt

artasses
Namine: sketchyhoe
Vanitas: snapped paintbrushes
Terra: hard wood

the parents:
Aqua: mommy
Isa: go to slep
Riku: therapist who needs therapy

the gaymers:
Xion: sheps my luvs
Roxas: dumped for the shep
Vanitas: arsonist
Namine: BACON
Ventus: windy

Chapter Text

*baby sent a message to sora can't work his phone*

 

baby: help im having a crisis 

 

bully: if you forgot to do hw again im not helping

 

baby: ok that isn't even the problem but rude

 

bully: just tell us already 

 

baby: i think im gay

 

bully: we been knew

 

wenomechainsama: wait thats you now just realising?

 

baby: yeah?

 

hotwheelz: wait kairi told me you were gay

 

bully: i thought he was gay so

 

KYS: wtf

 

the troll: sora how did you not know?

 

baby: actually I think im bi 

 

rocky: oh bye

 

bully: terra omfg

 

Aqua: Ignore him, he thinks he's being funny 

 

the troll: well at least vani found it funny 

 

KYS: STFU

 

hotwheelz: AHAHAHAHAH

 

baby: yeah I'm definitely bi

 

bully: the real question is 

 

sleep? who's she?: how did you realise?

 

baby: UH

 

wenomechainsama: we just gonna ignore the fact that namine finished kairi's sentence for her? 

 

bully: yes

 

sleep? who's she?: we are

 

wenomechainsama: well then

 

bully: oh no I just saw riku pick up his phone everyone get ready

 

the troll: get ready for what?

 

bully: 3

 

wenomechainsama: 2

 

the troll: GET READY FOR WHAT? IM SCARED

 

KYS: AHAHAHAHHA

 

bully: 1

 

rocky: nothings happening??

 

wenomechainsama: hold on, let him type

 

depression: SORAS BI?????????????

 

bully: there it is

 

baby: HI RIKU

 

bully: sora ur literally sitting in the same room as him just talk normally 

 

quack: uh no don't leave the rest of us out 

 

hotwheelz: oh hey xi 

 

the troll: hows the duck doing?

 

quack: quacker is doing amazing hes swimming around in the kitchen sink rn 

 

wenomechainsama: its true isa's been watching him for hours

 

Isa: I have not

 

quack: yes you have

 

wenomechainsama: yes you have

 

hotwheelz: yes you have 

 

*KYS changed Isa's username to denial is a river in egypt*

 

hotwheelz: oooo someones been doing their homework 

 

the troll: and it's clearly not sora 

 

baby: OI

 

bully: hes not wrong tho 

 

baby: KAIRI UR MEANT TO BE ON MY SIDE

 

bully: there are 

 

sleep? who's she?: no sides

 

rocky: oh wow 

 

Aqua: Guys, please stop finishing each other's sentences, Terra looks like his head is about to explode

 

the troll: it's even more freaky when you realise that its like just pure talent because they're both on different worlds 

 

bully: we're just amazing 

 


*twatter monster sent a message to sora can't work his phone*

 

twatter monster: GUYS QUACKER IS FAMOUS ON TWITTER

 

quackWOOOOOO

 

wenomechainsama: that duck is going to be the end of me

 

quack: youre just jealous

 

wenomechainsama: WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF A DUCK?

 

hotwheelz: idk buddy youre sounding pretty jealous there

 

wenomechainsama: AGAIN WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF A DUCK?

 

KYS: I literally just woke up from my 10 minute nap how tf can you be jealous of a duck??

 

wenomechainsama: IM NOT?

 

KYS: uh huh

 

emo: how can you have a ten minute nap? what's the point in it?

 

KYS: sleep obviously 

 

emo: we both know thats not what I meant

 

KYS: do we tho? 

 

emo: yes we do

 

KYS: yeah I don't think we do

 

emo: SHUT UP VANITAS 

 

KYS: AHAHAHAHHA

 

noodles: hey how come Aqua is the only one that still gets to keep her own name?

 

Pence: um hello?

 

wenomechainsama: shut up pence 

 

*wenomechainsama changed Pence's username to fortnite*

 

fortnite: this is cyberbullying 

 

hotwheelz: im just gonna scooch right in and change Aqua's name to what I heard SOME PEOPLE calling her

 

Aqua: What?

 

*hotwheelz changed Aqua's username to milf* 

 

hotwheelz: okay bye have a great time

 

KYS: YOU COWARD 

 

milf: what does this mean?

 

KYS: nah I'm out

 

milf: Does anyone know what this means?? 

 

noodles: omg they all ran away

 

milf: And you were dumb enough not to, what does this mean?

 

noodles: OH GOD WHY

 


 

''Do you think she'll find us in here?'' Ventus whispered, curled in a ball under some old training equipment in the large supply room in the back of the Land of Departure's castle. 

Vanitas glared at him from where he was huddled next to him, also in hiding. ''If you keep talking then she probably will!'' He hissed, both of them freezing when they heard the door open and close again. ''Shit.'' Vanitas mumbled under his breath, Ven visibly sweating next to him.

''Guys, she's coming, do not make a sound.'' Terra's panicked voice called as they heard him shuffle around, looking for a hiding spot before going quiet, right before the doors to the supply room were slammed open.

Aqua scanned around the room, keyblade in hand. ''Guuuyyysss, I know you're in here.'' She said darkly, slowly walking around the room. Vanitas slapped his hand over Ven's mouth when he went to scream. ''I just want to talk.'' She sang before a wave of aero magic blew back the objects that Ven and Vanitas had hid under. ''Found you.'' 

''HOLY FUCKING SHIT!'' Vanitas screamed, jumping to his feet, just barely dodging her attack as he made his escape towards the door, Terra appearing behind him just a few seconds later, both boys running off down the hall as Ven stared up at Aqua in fear. 

He smiled nervously. ''Hi Aqua.'' He mumbled 

She stared down at him darkly before grinning. ''Hi Ven, wanna help me catch them?'' 

He jumped to his feet. ''Yes!''

 

Vanitas glared. ''Oi, quit following me, she'll find us.'' He snapped at Terra before teleporting away, leaving him standing in the middle of the hall. 

''Terra.'' Aqua's voice echoed as he slowly turned to face her, Ven was no where to be seen which scared him even more. 

''Just get it over with.'' 

Chapter 3: the secret

Summary:

rocky: Uh I just caught ven and vanitas making out in the training room

emo: excuse me?

the troll: you saw nothing....

Notes:

Group chats:

Sora can't work his phone:
Sora: baby
Riku: depression
Kairi: bully
Roxas: wenomechainsama
Xion: quack
Axel: hotwheelz
Isa: denial is a river in egypt
Terra: rocky
Aqua: milf
Ventus: the troll
Vanitas: KYS
Namine: sleep? who's she?
Riku replica: emo
Ienzo: calculator
Hayner: noodles
Olette: twatter monster
Pence: fortnite

the g@ys:
Sora: a child
Riku: captain oblivious
Ventus: thicc
Vanitas: thiccest
Axel: king homosexual
Isa: (not so) secret homo
Kairi: queeny
Olette: the L word
Xion: thEY

the inlaws;
Sora: dad
Riku: papa
Riku Replica: hard knock life
Vanitas: the gay emo cousin
Ventus: five more minutes
Roxas: fresh outta jail uncle
Xion: the wine aunt

artasses
Namine: sketchyhoe
Vanitas: snapped paintbrushes
Terra: hard wood

the parents:
Aqua: mommy
Isa: go to slep
Riku: therapist who needs therapy

the gaymers:
Xion: sheps my luvs
Roxas: dumped for the shep
Vanitas: arsonist
Namine: BACON
Ventus: windy

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

*wenomechainsama sent a message to sora can't work his phone*

 

wenomechainsama: THAT DUCK IS A FUCKING DEMON

 

bully: some context would be lovely

 

quack: DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK ABOUT OUR SON LIKE THAT

 

bully: uh

 

wenomechainsama: WELL OUR ''SON'' JUST FUCKING BIT ME FOR NO REASON

 

denial is a river in egypt: It's true, I witnessed the whole thing while making coffee for Lea

 

hotwheelz: AWWWWW, you made me coffee????

 

denial is a river in egypt: You know what, never mind, Roxas can have it

 

hotwheelz: WAIT-

 

wenomechainsama: WELL AT LEAST SOMEONE CARES ABOUT ME

 

quack: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A BAD DAD

 

wenomechainsama: I AM NOT THE DUCKS DAD

 

quack: EXCUSE ME? HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU, THAT IS YOUR SON

 

wenomechainsama: HE WHAT?

 

depression: hey guys

 

wenomechainsama: SHUT UP RIKU

 

quack: SHUT UP RIKU

 

hotwheelz: SHUT UP RIKU

 

KYS: SHUT UP RIKU

 

depression: WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU?

 

KYS: oh nothing I just couldn't resist telling someone to shut up, you may continue

 

depression: right.

 

bully: hey xion you should bring quacker to destiny islands one day and he can have a beach day

 

quack: YES

 

rocky: um guys?

 

depression: yes? 

 

milf: Terra, if you're about to tell me you broke the toaster again I swear

 

rocky: no I didn't

 

depression: you broke the toaster?

 

rocky: no I just said I didn't

 

hotwheelz: but you've broken it before?

 

rocky: ...yes

 

hotwheelz: how many times have you broke it?

 

rocky: well

 

milf: 7 times

 

hotwheelz: YOU'VE BROKEN IT 7 TIMES? AHAHHAHAHA

 

rocky: oh come on Aqua why did you have to tell them that

 

milf: So they can keep their toasters safe whenever you visit

 

hotwheelz: AHAHHAHA

 

rocky: you're so mean to me

 

milf: Sorry, now what were you going to say?

 

rocky: oh yeah I forgot about that 

 

emo: so are u going to share or...?

 

rocky: Uh I just caught ven and vanitas making out in the training room

 

emo: excuse me?

 

the troll: you saw nothing....

 

bully: YOU WHAT

 

twatter monster: omg this is insane (guys is this a big deal?) 

 

bully: ikr (yes we all thought those two hated each other) 

 

depression: (no we all thought that vanitas just hated all of us, especially ven)

 

twatter monster: oh damn 

 

sleep? Who's she?: enemies to lovers confirmed?

 

emo: NAMINE

 

quack: enemies to friends to lovers confirmed? 

 

sleep? Who's she?: EVEN BETTER

 

emo: NAMINE

 

KYS: WHAT THE FUCK

 

milf: Vanitas, explain yourself

 

KYS: why should I?

 

bully: cuz we're nosy, now spill, how did this happen?

 

KYS: nope I'm out bye

 

quack: COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW

 

the troll: ....I can explain?

 

milf: Explain.

 

the troll: uh

 

bully: we're waiting

 

the troll: he's hot?

 

hotwheelz: AHHAHAHAHAHA

 

the troll: riku would agree with me

 

depression: wait why am I getting dragged into this?

 

bully: he means that you both have the same type

 

hotwheelz: well he means you both have the same type physically

 

depression: excuse me.

 

baby: what happened?

 

bully: well

 

depression: SHUT UP KAIRI 

 

bully: damn

 

hotwheelz: dw kai I've got this.

 

hotwheelz: sora

 

baby: yes

 

hotwheelz: scroll up my guy

 

baby: okay one sec

 

depression: NO SORA COME BACK

 

bully: you are stressing way too much about this, there's no way sora will get what it means

 

baby: Riku.

 

depression: ...yes?

 

baby: come over to my house right now.

 

depression: EH

 

bully: I stand corrected

 

sleep? Who's she?: childhood best friends to enemies to best friends to lovers confirmed?

 

emo: NAMINE

 

 

 

 

 

Notes:

lol sorry for the long wait, hope you enjoyed that chapter

Chapter 4: the homophones

Summary:

bully: so

quack: TELL US EVERYTHING

Notes:

GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN?

sorry it's been so long the ao3 curse is real.

Having some medical issues rn BUT HERE I AM

 

Group chats:

Sora can't work his phone:
Sora: baby
Riku: depression
Kairi: bully
Roxas: wenomechainsama
Xion: quack
Axel: hotwheelz
Isa: denial is a river in egypt
Terra: rocky
Aqua: milf
Ventus: the troll
Vanitas: KYS
Namine: sleep? who's she?
Riku replica: emo
Ienzo: calculator
Hayner: noodles
Olette: twatter monster
Pence: fortnite

the g@ys:
Sora: a child
Riku: captain oblivious
Ventus: thicc
Vanitas: thiccest
Axel: king homosexual
Isa: (not so) secret homo
Kairi: queeny
Olette: the L word
Xion: thEY

the inlaws;
Sora: dad
Riku: papa
Riku Replica: hard knock life
Vanitas: the gay emo cousin
Ventus: five more minutes
Roxas: fresh outta jail uncle
Xion: the wine aunt

artasses
Namine: sketchyhoe
Vanitas: snapped paintbrushes
Terra: hard wood

the parents:
Aqua: mommy
Isa: go to slep
Riku: therapist who needs therapy

the gaymers:
Xion: sheps my luvs
Roxas: dumped for the shep
Vanitas: arsonist
Namine: BACON
Ventus: windy

Chapter Text

*bully sent a message to sora can't work his phone*

 

bully: so 

 

quack: TELL US EVERYTHING

 

bully: so basically

 

depression:  oh no

 

baby: oh crumbs

 

sleep? who's she?: was I right? best friends to enemies to best friends to lovers? 

 

bully: well

 

noodle: GAY

 

bully: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FINISH 

 

noodle: damn

 

sleep? who's she?: damn

 

quack: damn

 

baby: damn

 

depression: damn

 

rocky: damn

 

milf: Terra you weren't even speaking, that doesn't include you 

 

rocky: aw

 

bully: IT DOES NOW

 

rocky: aw

 

bully: anyway as I was saying 

 

quack:  *hotwheelz is typing*

 

bully: I swear im about to get violent

 

baby: RIKU'S MY BOYFRIEND

 

sleep? who's she?: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME 

 

quack: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME 

 

noodle: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME (is it?)

 

hotwheelz: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME (ye) 

 

noodle: that's insane 

 

twatter monster: how long have yall been waiting for this?

 

bully:  years

 

wenomechainsama: this is terrible news 

 

fortnite: why?

 

wenomechainsama: bc now everytime sora visits hes gonna bring riku and i cant deal with that

 

depression: I thought we were past this, you told me we were :( 

 

wenomechainsama: yeah but sora's my brother and i'd rather not watch him suck off his boyfriends face in front of me 

 

KYS: i think you should visit rucksack more often and take the sad guy with you every singe time

 

hotwheelz: AHAHAHAHHAA RUCKSACK IM DANCING AROUND WONDERLAND 

 

denial is a river in egypt: Lea.

 

hotwheelz: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

depression: the sad guy? 

 

sleep? who's she?: wait, vanitas what happened between you and ven?

 

KYS: 

 

KYS: 

 

KYS: 

 

KYS: 

 

sleep? who's she?: ...vanitas?

 

KYS: bye

 

sleep? who's she?: NO WAIT COME BACK

 

the troll: its fine, he's lying right next to me

 

sleep? who's she: OH 

 

quack: WE HAVE MORE HOMOPHONES

 

quack: I MEANT HOMOSEXUALS 

 

hotwheelz: AHAHAAH HOMOPHONES 

 

quack: shut up axel

 

hotwheelz: well damn okay then

 

quack: ven, give me details RIGHT NEEEOW

 

milf: They scarred Terra for life.

 

rocky: oh my god

 

wenomechainsama: is he good?

 

milf: Nope.

 

wenomechainsama: ah

 

quack: brb

 

the troll: I'm scared

 

wenomechainsama: you should be

 

hotwheelz: you should be

 

denial is a river in eygpt: You should be

 

 


 

*Xion added Sora, Riku and 4 others to a Group Chat*

 

 

Xion: hello my fellow lgbtq's

 

Sora: HI

 

Riku: um hello?

 

Repliku: why am i here?

 

Roxas: why am I here too?

 

Vanitas: wtf

 

Ventus: Hi Xion, what is this?

 

Xion: I've gathered you all here today because I've recently discovered something...

 

Repliku: and that something is????

 

*Xion changed to Group Chat name to the inlaws*

 

Riku: oh no

 

Xion: oh yes

 

*Xion changed their name to the wine aunt*

 

Roxas: um?

 

*the wine aunt changed Roxas' name to fresh outta jail uncle*

 

fresh outta jail uncle: excuse me?

 

*the wine aunt changed Sora's name to dad*

 

dad: *GASP* Xion? Do you see me as a father figure?

 

the wine aunt: NO, more like a bother figure since you're always bothering me!

 

*the wine aunt changed Riku's name to papa*

 

papa: oh 

 

*the wine aunt changed Repliku's name to hard knock life*

 

hard knock life: I dont get it

 

Vanitas: of course you wouldn't

 

*the wine aunt changed Ventus' name to five more minutes*

 

five more minutes: I can't even argue with that 

 

*the wine aunt changed Vanitas' name to the gay emo cousin* 

 

the gay emo cousin: you better sleep with one eye open tonight.

 

the wine aunt: noted now anyway, GIVE ME DETAILS, HOW IT GO WITH YOU AND VEN? HOW DID YOU SCAR TERRA?

 

the gay emo cousin: Ventus. Dont. You. Dare.

 

five more minutes: 

 

the gay emo cousin:  Ventus.

 

five more minutes: SO BASICALLY

 

the gay emo cousin: NO

 

the wine aunt: YES

 

 


*hotwheelz sent a message to sora can't work his phone*

 

hotwheelz: welp

 

rocky: I need to bleach my eyeballs.

 

hotwheelz: rip terra's innocence...anyway 

 

milf: such a supportive and good friend

 

hotwheelz: ikr so anyway im bored, whats everyone doing?

 

milf: Making a new wayfinder

 

sleep? who's she?: oooo who's it for?

 

milf: That is a secret :3

 

sleep? who's she?: :O

 

milf: What are you up to Namine? 

 

sleep? who's she: me and rep are waiting for vani to come over to hang out but i think he's too busy sucking ven's face off :c

 

hotwheelz: HELP

 

KYS: BITCH

 

quack: THATS CRAZY (is he ven?) 

 

the troll: WHAT THE FUCK NAMINE (yeah)

 

KYS: im so done with all of you, im getting into a box and shipping myself back to the keyblade graveyard.

 

the troll: NO WAIT DONT DO THAT

 

sleep? who's she?: VANI COME BACK ;-;

 

quack: Van I'm sorry come back </3

 

quack: I'll come hang out with you guys and you can meet quacker :(

 

KYS: DONE im omw

 

hotwheelz: WHAHAAHAHAAH

 

the troll: was i just

 

wenomechainsama: there there, take your time

 

the troll: did my boyfriend just choose a duck over me? 

 

wenomechainsama: dont worry, you get used to it 

 

the troll: i dont think... i dont think ive ever felt this overlooked in my life.

 

wenomechainsama: there there 

 

KYS: Im never coming home, this is amazing

 

the troll: ITS GETTING WORSE

 

quack: guys we have a problem.

 

twatter monster: WHATS WRONG? IS QUACKER OKAY?

 

quack: thats the problem...he's more than okay...he's amazing..

 

fortnite: isn't that a good thing?

 

quack: he loves vanitas more than me...

 

twatter monster: ouch

 

fortnite: ouch

 

noodle: ouch

 

wenomechainsama: ouch 

 

hotwheelz: ouch

 

bully: ouch

 

baby: ouch

 

depression: ouch

 

the troll: ouch

 

rocky: ouch

 

milf: ouch

 

hotwheelz:  Isa.

 

denial is a river in egypt: ...ouch

 

quack: THE FUCKING RIP OFF VERSION OF SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG HAS STOLE MY DUCKS LOVE FROM ME

 

KYS: EXCUSE ME? 

 

bully: roxas this is your chance, take xion back before quacker does

 

wenomechainsama: omg youre right 

 

quack: QUACKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

KYS: this is my duck now bitch.

 

sleep? who's she?: xion and vanitas' friends to enemies arc?

 

emo: NAMINE