Chapter 1: homework?
Chapter Text
*Sora sent a message to Riku, Kairi & 17 others*
Sora: did you do the math homework?
Ventus: no
Terra: we had homework?
Kairi: why did you send this to like 20 people?
Sora: wait what
Aqua: Terra, we finished our studies and Master Eraqus has been dead for around a year now.
Terra: oh yeah whoops
Vanitas: whoops as in 'whoops I don't get homework anymore' or 'whoops I killed him my bad'?
Terra: both
Ventus: uncalled for
Roxas: first of all how did you not even realise you sent it to that many people, second of all half of us don't even go to school?
Kairi: were you dropped as a child?
Terra: bold of you to assume I was held
Vanitas: mood
Ventus: vani you've never been a kid, Terra that's sad and Sora, none of us done your homework
Kairi: omfg, sora, I'm sending you the answers, you have to submit it online, you have 20 mins to copy the answers and send it
Roxas: who wants to bet he'll forget to do it in the next 5 minutes?
Riku: me
Sora: Riku, your supposed to be on my side
Riku: you're*
Kairi: sora shut up and do the homework
Sora: this is bullying I'm telling Aqua
Aqua: Do your homework Sora
Sora: unfair
*Axel sent a message to Sora, Kairi & 17 others*
Axel: ya'll had the opportunity to bully each other with dumbass names and you didn't take it? disappointed
*Axel has changed their username to hotwheelz*
hotwheelz: much better
Isa: Why?
hotwheelz: shh, the prophecy has yet to be fulfilled @Everyone
hotwheelz: get your asses on here before I get carried away
Sora: GIVE ME ONE
Roxas: sora chill
*hotwheelz has changed Sora's username to baby*
hotwheelz: there
Kairi: woah back off that's riku's man
Riku: wtf
hotwheelz: that is a literal child kai which is why that is his name
Kairi: meh cant argue with that
Riku: uh you're the same age
Kairi: shut up riku
*hotwheelz has changed Kairi's username to bully*
bully: I will smack you with my keyblade
hotwheelz: you're just proving my point princess
Riku: honestly I'm surprised you haven't went on some sort of rage and changed everyone's names Kai
Vanitas: I have. Arrived
Ventus: oh shit
Roxas: no offence but that sentence just screamed veiny bald mass murder guy
Ventus: oh shit
Vanitas: KYS
hotwheelz: AHAHHAHAHAHHAH
*hotwheelz has changed Vanitas' username to KYS*
*hotwheelz has changed Roxas' username to wenomechainsama*
KYS: r u serious?
wenomechainsama: I dont get it
hotwheelz: you will eventually my child you will eventually
KYS: I hate you sm
Ventus: ok maybe we should just calm down a bit
KYS: shut up ventus
*KYS has changed Ventus' username to the troll*
the troll: I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING
KYS: you breathed
Riku: @KYS your username is such a mood, I'm glad I got to read it, it really motivated me
KYS: wtf
the troll: wtf
hotwheelz: wtf
*bully has changed Riku's username to depression*
bully: he's going through a bit of a rough patch rn, don't mind him
wenomechainsama: uh shouldn't we 'mind' him then?
bully: who tf are you
hotwheelz: AHAHAHHAHAAH
wenomechainsama: sigh
baby: hey I was at the store with my mom what happened
hotwheelz: scroll up my guy
baby: how do I do that
bully: sigh
*hotwheelz has changed the Group Chat name to sora can't work his phone*
*hotwheelz to sora can't work his phone*
hotwheelz: since only half of you showed up earlier, would the rest of you please come online so I can give you dumbass usernames and laugh
Aqua: sorry I was helping Terra with magic earlier and he almost burned down the entire courtyard
Terra: whoops
hotwheelz: well anyway, two down more to go
Xion: sorry I was out at the mall with Olette
Olette: I didn't even know I was in this @Hayner @Pence
Hayner: oh hey guys
Pence: Hayner I saw you drop your phone in a pot of noodles, how are you even managing to text rn?
Hayner: don't worry about it
*hotwheelz changed Hayner's name to noodle*
hotwheelz: right that's one down
Olette: honestly I was expecting worse
wenomechainsama: worse already happened
KYS: fuck my life
Pence: care to tell us who you are
hotwheelz: @wenomechainsama is roxas and @KYS is vanitas
noodle: oh hey roxas, why'd you not hang out with us today
wenomechainsama: I have the cold
Olette: damn where'd you catch that
Xion: we had a mission in arendelle the other day but for some reason roxas is the only one who got sick
KYS: AHAHHAHA
Pence: whys he laughing?
Xion: Roxas fell in a hole that was covered by snow and vanitas laughed his ass off for like 10 minutes over it
Olette: yeah I think we know why roxas is the only one sick right now then
KYS: AHAHHAHAHA
Reiku: hey guys
Namine: oh a lot of people are online
Reiku: our phones have been having seizures for the last ten minutes, how did you not notice
Namine: I was sketching
Reiku: sorry namine hasnt slept for five days because she's been working on this big ass painting
the troll: can we see it?
hotwheelz: oh hey ven
Namine: NO
the troll: I-
KYS: AHAHAH
*hotwheelz changed Namine's username to sleep? who's she?*
*hotwheelz has changed Reiku's name to emo*
emo: WHAT THE FUCK
sleep? who's she?: I'm not even going to try deny that
the troll: @KYS GET INTO THAT FUCKING BED AND STOP LAUGHING AT EVERYTHING
hotwheelz: uh ven?
Terra: I think I just broke my face
depression: care to fill us in?
Xion: oh hey Riku
depression: how did you know-
Xion: sorry buddy, it's pretty obvious
Aqua: Vanitas keeps teleporting all over the place and Terra tried to catch him, missed and fell down the stairs
KYS: AHAHHAHAHA
baby: OMG THERES A DUCKLING IN MY BACKYARD
Xion: GIMIME, I WANT A PET DUCK
baby: OKAY I'LL GO GET IT AND YOU CAN COME PICK HIM UP
Xion: YASSSSSS OMWOMW
hotwheelz: just being curious but what you gonna call it
Xion: quacker
wenomechainsama: very creative Xi, love it
*hotwheelz changed Xion's username to quack*
Olette: how do you manage to sound miserable through text?
wenomechainsama: skills
bully: we're pretty sure he learnt it from riku who invented it, you get used to it
Olette: ah also XION YOU BETTER SHOW ME QUACKER WHEN YOU GET BACK
quack: I WILL I WILL
Olette: DYEHCNHJIDNCEHJBWSD IM S POTING THI ON TWATTER
noodle: and I'm the dumb one?
*noodle changed Olette's username to twatter monster*
twatter monster: EDFNVIUWFKDMVKWLSDKFMNWKEN
depression: anyone notice how much more important everyone found a duck to Terra's health?
the troll: he's fine, the guys name literally means earth so he's like a rock, tough
Terra: thats like the nicest thing you've ever said to me in like a decade
the troll: sorry bro was a bit busy sleeping during that decade
noodle: mood
baby: no wait
the troll: I actually was, yk sleeping the whole time
sleep? who's she?: lucky
hotwheelz: anyway
*hotwheelz changed Terra's username to rocky*
hotwheelz: much better
quack: I HAVE THE DUCK
twatter monster: YASSSSSS
wenomechiansama: this thing is so gonna make my headache worse when she brings it back
quack: shhh mr quacker will make you feel better
wenomechiansama: omfg
Chapter 2: the g word
Summary:
baby: i think im gay
bully: we been knew
Notes:
lol I have the cold and I can't hear anything so I decided to sit down with a cup of tea and continue this
Group chats:
Sora can't work his phone:
Sora: baby
Riku: depression
Kairi: bully
Roxas: wenomechainsama
Xion: quack
Axel: hotwheelz
Isa: denial is a river in egypt
Terra: rocky
Aqua: milf
Ventus: the troll
Vanitas: KYS
Namine: sleep? who's she?
Riku replica: emo
Ienzo: calculator
Hayner: noodles
Olette: twatter monster
Pence: fortnitethe g@ys:
Sora: a child
Riku: captain oblivious
Ventus: thicc
Vanitas: thiccest
Axel: king homosexual
Isa: (not so) secret homo
Kairi: queeny
Olette: the L word
Xion: thEYthe inlaws;
Sora: dad
Riku: papa
Riku Replica: hard knock life
Vanitas: the gay emo cousin
Ventus: five more minutes
Roxas: fresh outta jail uncle
Xion: the wine auntartasses
Namine: sketchyhoe
Vanitas: snapped paintbrushes
Terra: hard woodthe parents:
Aqua: mommy
Isa: go to slep
Riku: therapist who needs therapythe gaymers:
Xion: sheps my luvs
Roxas: dumped for the shep
Vanitas: arsonist
Namine: BACON
Ventus: windy
Chapter Text
*baby sent a message to sora can't work his phone*
baby: help im having a crisis
bully: if you forgot to do hw again im not helping
baby: ok that isn't even the problem but rude
bully: just tell us already
baby: i think im gay
bully: we been knew
wenomechainsama: wait thats you now just realising?
baby: yeah?
hotwheelz: wait kairi told me you were gay
bully: i thought he was gay so
KYS: wtf
the troll: sora how did you not know?
baby: actually I think im bi
rocky: oh bye
bully: terra omfg
Aqua: Ignore him, he thinks he's being funny
the troll: well at least vani found it funny
KYS: STFU
hotwheelz: AHAHAHAHAH
baby: yeah I'm definitely bi
bully: the real question is
sleep? who's she?: how did you realise?
baby: UH
wenomechainsama: we just gonna ignore the fact that namine finished kairi's sentence for her?
bully: yes
sleep? who's she?: we are
wenomechainsama: well then
bully: oh no I just saw riku pick up his phone everyone get ready
the troll: get ready for what?
bully: 3
wenomechainsama: 2
the troll: GET READY FOR WHAT? IM SCARED
KYS: AHAHAHAHHA
bully: 1
rocky: nothings happening??
wenomechainsama: hold on, let him type
depression: SORAS BI?????????????
bully: there it is
baby: HI RIKU
bully: sora ur literally sitting in the same room as him just talk normally
quack: uh no don't leave the rest of us out
hotwheelz: oh hey xi
the troll: hows the duck doing?
quack: quacker is doing amazing hes swimming around in the kitchen sink rn
wenomechainsama: its true isa's been watching him for hours
Isa: I have not
quack: yes you have
wenomechainsama: yes you have
hotwheelz: yes you have
*KYS changed Isa's username to denial is a river in egypt*
hotwheelz: oooo someones been doing their homework
the troll: and it's clearly not sora
baby: OI
bully: hes not wrong tho
baby: KAIRI UR MEANT TO BE ON MY SIDE
bully: there are
sleep? who's she?: no sides
rocky: oh wow
Aqua: Guys, please stop finishing each other's sentences, Terra looks like his head is about to explode
the troll: it's even more freaky when you realise that its like just pure talent because they're both on different worlds
bully: we're just amazing
*twatter monster sent a message to sora can't work his phone*
twatter monster: GUYS QUACKER IS FAMOUS ON TWITTER
quack: WOOOOOO
wenomechainsama: that duck is going to be the end of me
quack: youre just jealous
wenomechainsama: WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF A DUCK?
hotwheelz: idk buddy youre sounding pretty jealous there
wenomechainsama: AGAIN WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS OF A DUCK?
KYS: I literally just woke up from my 10 minute nap how tf can you be jealous of a duck??
wenomechainsama: IM NOT?
KYS: uh huh
emo: how can you have a ten minute nap? what's the point in it?
KYS: sleep obviously
emo: we both know thats not what I meant
KYS: do we tho?
emo: yes we do
KYS: yeah I don't think we do
emo: SHUT UP VANITAS
KYS: AHAHAHAHHA
noodles: hey how come Aqua is the only one that still gets to keep her own name?
Pence: um hello?
wenomechainsama: shut up pence
*wenomechainsama changed Pence's username to fortnite*
fortnite: this is cyberbullying
hotwheelz: im just gonna scooch right in and change Aqua's name to what I heard SOME PEOPLE calling her
Aqua: What?
*hotwheelz changed Aqua's username to milf*
hotwheelz: okay bye have a great time
KYS: YOU COWARD
milf: what does this mean?
KYS: nah I'm out
milf: Does anyone know what this means??
noodles: omg they all ran away
milf: And you were dumb enough not to, what does this mean?
noodles: OH GOD WHY
''Do you think she'll find us in here?'' Ventus whispered, curled in a ball under some old training equipment in the large supply room in the back of the Land of Departure's castle.
Vanitas glared at him from where he was huddled next to him, also in hiding. ''If you keep talking then she probably will!'' He hissed, both of them freezing when they heard the door open and close again. ''Shit.'' Vanitas mumbled under his breath, Ven visibly sweating next to him.
''Guys, she's coming, do not make a sound.'' Terra's panicked voice called as they heard him shuffle around, looking for a hiding spot before going quiet, right before the doors to the supply room were slammed open.
Aqua scanned around the room, keyblade in hand. ''Guuuyyysss, I know you're in here.'' She said darkly, slowly walking around the room. Vanitas slapped his hand over Ven's mouth when he went to scream. ''I just want to talk.'' She sang before a wave of aero magic blew back the objects that Ven and Vanitas had hid under. ''Found you.''
''HOLY FUCKING SHIT!'' Vanitas screamed, jumping to his feet, just barely dodging her attack as he made his escape towards the door, Terra appearing behind him just a few seconds later, both boys running off down the hall as Ven stared up at Aqua in fear.
He smiled nervously. ''Hi Aqua.'' He mumbled
She stared down at him darkly before grinning. ''Hi Ven, wanna help me catch them?''
He jumped to his feet. ''Yes!''
Vanitas glared. ''Oi, quit following me, she'll find us.'' He snapped at Terra before teleporting away, leaving him standing in the middle of the hall.
''Terra.'' Aqua's voice echoed as he slowly turned to face her, Ven was no where to be seen which scared him even more.
''Just get it over with.''
Chapter 3: the secret
Summary:
rocky: Uh I just caught ven and vanitas making out in the training room
emo: excuse me?
the troll: you saw nothing....
Notes:
Group chats:
Sora can't work his phone:
Sora: baby
Riku: depression
Kairi: bully
Roxas: wenomechainsama
Xion: quack
Axel: hotwheelz
Isa: denial is a river in egypt
Terra: rocky
Aqua: milf
Ventus: the troll
Vanitas: KYS
Namine: sleep? who's she?
Riku replica: emo
Ienzo: calculator
Hayner: noodles
Olette: twatter monster
Pence: fortnitethe g@ys:
Sora: a child
Riku: captain oblivious
Ventus: thicc
Vanitas: thiccest
Axel: king homosexual
Isa: (not so) secret homo
Kairi: queeny
Olette: the L word
Xion: thEYthe inlaws;
Sora: dad
Riku: papa
Riku Replica: hard knock life
Vanitas: the gay emo cousin
Ventus: five more minutes
Roxas: fresh outta jail uncle
Xion: the wine auntartasses
Namine: sketchyhoe
Vanitas: snapped paintbrushes
Terra: hard woodthe parents:
Aqua: mommy
Isa: go to slep
Riku: therapist who needs therapythe gaymers:
Xion: sheps my luvs
Roxas: dumped for the shep
Vanitas: arsonist
Namine: BACON
Ventus: windy
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
*wenomechainsama sent a message to sora can't work his phone*
wenomechainsama: THAT DUCK IS A FUCKING DEMON
bully: some context would be lovely
quack: DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK ABOUT OUR SON LIKE THAT
bully: uh
wenomechainsama: WELL OUR ''SON'' JUST FUCKING BIT ME FOR NO REASON
denial is a river in egypt: It's true, I witnessed the whole thing while making coffee for Lea
hotwheelz: AWWWWW, you made me coffee????
denial is a river in egypt: You know what, never mind, Roxas can have it
hotwheelz: WAIT-
wenomechainsama: WELL AT LEAST SOMEONE CARES ABOUT ME
quack: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU'RE A BAD DAD
wenomechainsama: I AM NOT THE DUCKS DAD
quack: EXCUSE ME? HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU, THAT IS YOUR SON
wenomechainsama: HE WHAT?
depression: hey guys
wenomechainsama: SHUT UP RIKU
quack: SHUT UP RIKU
hotwheelz: SHUT UP RIKU
KYS: SHUT UP RIKU
depression: WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU?
KYS: oh nothing I just couldn't resist telling someone to shut up, you may continue
depression: right.
bully: hey xion you should bring quacker to destiny islands one day and he can have a beach day
quack: YES
rocky: um guys?
depression: yes?
milf: Terra, if you're about to tell me you broke the toaster again I swear
rocky: no I didn't
depression: you broke the toaster?
rocky: no I just said I didn't
hotwheelz: but you've broken it before?
rocky: ...yes
hotwheelz: how many times have you broke it?
rocky: well
milf: 7 times
hotwheelz: YOU'VE BROKEN IT 7 TIMES? AHAHHAHAHA
rocky: oh come on Aqua why did you have to tell them that
milf: So they can keep their toasters safe whenever you visit
hotwheelz: AHAHHAHA
rocky: you're so mean to me
milf: Sorry, now what were you going to say?
rocky: oh yeah I forgot about that
emo: so are u going to share or...?
rocky: Uh I just caught ven and vanitas making out in the training room
emo: excuse me?
the troll: you saw nothing....
bully: YOU WHAT
twatter monster: omg this is insane (guys is this a big deal?)
bully: ikr (yes we all thought those two hated each other)
depression: (no we all thought that vanitas just hated all of us, especially ven)
twatter monster: oh damn
sleep? Who's she?: enemies to lovers confirmed?
emo: NAMINE
quack: enemies to friends to lovers confirmed?
sleep? Who's she?: EVEN BETTER
emo: NAMINE
KYS: WHAT THE FUCK
milf: Vanitas, explain yourself
KYS: why should I?
bully: cuz we're nosy, now spill, how did this happen?
KYS: nope I'm out bye
quack: COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW
the troll: ....I can explain?
milf: Explain.
the troll: uh
bully: we're waiting
the troll: he's hot?
hotwheelz: AHHAHAHAHAHA
the troll: riku would agree with me
depression: wait why am I getting dragged into this?
bully: he means that you both have the same type
hotwheelz: well he means you both have the same type physically
depression: excuse me.
baby: what happened?
bully: well
depression: SHUT UP KAIRI
bully: damn
hotwheelz: dw kai I've got this.
hotwheelz: sora
baby: yes
hotwheelz: scroll up my guy
baby: okay one sec
depression: NO SORA COME BACK
bully: you are stressing way too much about this, there's no way sora will get what it means
baby: Riku.
depression: ...yes?
baby: come over to my house right now.
depression: EH
bully: I stand corrected
sleep? Who's she?: childhood best friends to enemies to best friends to lovers confirmed?
emo: NAMINE
Notes:
lol sorry for the long wait, hope you enjoyed that chapter
Chapter 4: the homophones
Summary:
bully: so
quack: TELL US EVERYTHING
Notes:
GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN?
sorry it's been so long the ao3 curse is real.
Having some medical issues rn BUT HERE I AM
Group chats:
Sora can't work his phone:
Sora: baby
Riku: depression
Kairi: bully
Roxas: wenomechainsama
Xion: quack
Axel: hotwheelz
Isa: denial is a river in egypt
Terra: rocky
Aqua: milf
Ventus: the troll
Vanitas: KYS
Namine: sleep? who's she?
Riku replica: emo
Ienzo: calculator
Hayner: noodles
Olette: twatter monster
Pence: fortnitethe g@ys:
Sora: a child
Riku: captain oblivious
Ventus: thicc
Vanitas: thiccest
Axel: king homosexual
Isa: (not so) secret homo
Kairi: queeny
Olette: the L word
Xion: thEYthe inlaws;
Sora: dad
Riku: papa
Riku Replica: hard knock life
Vanitas: the gay emo cousin
Ventus: five more minutes
Roxas: fresh outta jail uncle
Xion: the wine auntartasses
Namine: sketchyhoe
Vanitas: snapped paintbrushes
Terra: hard woodthe parents:
Aqua: mommy
Isa: go to slep
Riku: therapist who needs therapythe gaymers:
Xion: sheps my luvs
Roxas: dumped for the shep
Vanitas: arsonist
Namine: BACON
Ventus: windy
Chapter Text
*bully sent a message to sora can't work his phone*
bully: so
quack: TELL US EVERYTHING
bully: so basically
depression: oh no
baby: oh crumbs
sleep? who's she?: was I right? best friends to enemies to best friends to lovers?
bully: well
noodle: GAY
bully: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME FINISH
noodle: damn
sleep? who's she?: damn
quack: damn
baby: damn
depression: damn
rocky: damn
milf: Terra you weren't even speaking, that doesn't include you
rocky: aw
bully: IT DOES NOW
rocky: aw
bully: anyway as I was saying
quack: *hotwheelz is typing*
bully: I swear im about to get violent
baby: RIKU'S MY BOYFRIEND
sleep? who's she?: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME
quack: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME
noodle: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME (is it?)
hotwheelz: WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME (ye)
noodle: that's insane
twatter monster: how long have yall been waiting for this?
bully: years
wenomechainsama: this is terrible news
fortnite: why?
wenomechainsama: bc now everytime sora visits hes gonna bring riku and i cant deal with that
depression: I thought we were past this, you told me we were :(
wenomechainsama: yeah but sora's my brother and i'd rather not watch him suck off his boyfriends face in front of me
KYS: i think you should visit rucksack more often and take the sad guy with you every singe time
hotwheelz: AHAHAHAHHAA RUCKSACK IM DANCING AROUND WONDERLAND
denial is a river in egypt: Lea.
hotwheelz: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
depression: the sad guy?
sleep? who's she?: wait, vanitas what happened between you and ven?
KYS:
KYS:
KYS:
KYS:
sleep? who's she?: ...vanitas?
KYS: bye
sleep? who's she?: NO WAIT COME BACK
the troll: its fine, he's lying right next to me
sleep? who's she: OH
quack: WE HAVE MORE HOMOPHONES
quack: I MEANT HOMOSEXUALS
hotwheelz: AHAHAAH HOMOPHONES
quack: shut up axel
hotwheelz: well damn okay then
quack: ven, give me details RIGHT NEEEOW
milf: They scarred Terra for life.
rocky: oh my god
wenomechainsama: is he good?
milf: Nope.
wenomechainsama: ah
quack: brb
the troll: I'm scared
wenomechainsama: you should be
hotwheelz: you should be
denial is a river in eygpt: You should be
*Xion added Sora, Riku and 4 others to a Group Chat*
Xion: hello my fellow lgbtq's
Sora: HI
Riku: um hello?
Repliku: why am i here?
Roxas: why am I here too?
Vanitas: wtf
Ventus: Hi Xion, what is this?
Xion: I've gathered you all here today because I've recently discovered something...
Repliku: and that something is????
*Xion changed to Group Chat name to the inlaws*
Riku: oh no
Xion: oh yes
*Xion changed their name to the wine aunt*
Roxas: um?
*the wine aunt changed Roxas' name to fresh outta jail uncle*
fresh outta jail uncle: excuse me?
*the wine aunt changed Sora's name to dad*
dad: *GASP* Xion? Do you see me as a father figure?
the wine aunt: NO, more like a bother figure since you're always bothering me!
*the wine aunt changed Riku's name to papa*
papa: oh
*the wine aunt changed Repliku's name to hard knock life*
hard knock life: I dont get it
Vanitas: of course you wouldn't
*the wine aunt changed Ventus' name to five more minutes*
five more minutes: I can't even argue with that
*the wine aunt changed Vanitas' name to the gay emo cousin*
the gay emo cousin: you better sleep with one eye open tonight.
the wine aunt: noted now anyway, GIVE ME DETAILS, HOW IT GO WITH YOU AND VEN? HOW DID YOU SCAR TERRA?
the gay emo cousin: Ventus. Dont. You. Dare.
five more minutes:
the gay emo cousin: Ventus.
five more minutes: SO BASICALLY
the gay emo cousin: NO
the wine aunt: YES
*hotwheelz sent a message to sora can't work his phone*
hotwheelz: welp
rocky: I need to bleach my eyeballs.
hotwheelz: rip terra's innocence...anyway
milf: such a supportive and good friend
hotwheelz: ikr so anyway im bored, whats everyone doing?
milf: Making a new wayfinder
sleep? who's she?: oooo who's it for?
milf: That is a secret :3
sleep? who's she?: :O
milf: What are you up to Namine?
sleep? who's she: me and rep are waiting for vani to come over to hang out but i think he's too busy sucking ven's face off :c
hotwheelz: HELP
KYS: BITCH
quack: THATS CRAZY (is he ven?)
the troll: WHAT THE FUCK NAMINE (yeah)
KYS: im so done with all of you, im getting into a box and shipping myself back to the keyblade graveyard.
the troll: NO WAIT DONT DO THAT
sleep? who's she?: VANI COME BACK ;-;
quack: Van I'm sorry come back </3
quack: I'll come hang out with you guys and you can meet quacker :(
KYS: DONE im omw
hotwheelz: WHAHAAHAHAAH
the troll: was i just
wenomechainsama: there there, take your time
the troll: did my boyfriend just choose a duck over me?
wenomechainsama: dont worry, you get used to it
the troll: i dont think... i dont think ive ever felt this overlooked in my life.
wenomechainsama: there there
KYS: Im never coming home, this is amazing
the troll: ITS GETTING WORSE
quack: guys we have a problem.
twatter monster: WHATS WRONG? IS QUACKER OKAY?
quack: thats the problem...he's more than okay...he's amazing..
fortnite: isn't that a good thing?
quack: he loves vanitas more than me...
twatter monster: ouch
fortnite: ouch
noodle: ouch
wenomechainsama: ouch
hotwheelz: ouch
bully: ouch
baby: ouch
depression: ouch
the troll: ouch
rocky: ouch
milf: ouch
hotwheelz: Isa.
denial is a river in egypt: ...ouch
quack: THE FUCKING RIP OFF VERSION OF SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG HAS STOLE MY DUCKS LOVE FROM ME
KYS: EXCUSE ME?
bully: roxas this is your chance, take xion back before quacker does
wenomechainsama: omg youre right
quack: QUACKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KYS: this is my duck now bitch.
sleep? who's she?: xion and vanitas' friends to enemies arc?
emo: NAMINE
TheEggie on Chapter 1 Thu 10 Aug 2023 06:55AM UTC
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hannigraham on Chapter 1 Thu 10 Aug 2023 08:21PM UTC
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