Wait… what?!

by chronically_caffeinated

Summary:

Bak Yerim found an old Instagram account of Han Yoojin.

AU where Han Yoojin did finish high school and now has to go to his high school reunion.

Lots of secrets is revealed, you’ll see

Chapter 1: Oh no

“Holy shit” gasped Bak Yerim.

Sung Hyunjae raised his eyebrow, letting a soft smirk form on his face, “My, my, what would Yoojin-ya say if he heard such language from you?”

Bak Yerim rolled her eyes, she showed the blonde what was on her phone. “Ahjussi has another Instagram account. I think it’s from when he was a teenager.”

Sung Hyunjae’s eyes widened as he grabbed the phone from her hand. He scrolled through the phone, amusement twinkled in his eyes.

“Now this is quite interesting”

——————————————————————————————————————————

When Han Yoojin came home, he expected some yelling or explosions. No to find his family on the couch, laying on top of each other and scrolling through an iPad.

The first person to notice him was Sung Hyunjae. He smirked at Yoojin, “Look at who’s home. Yoojin-yah, how was your day?” he questioned. Han Yoojin froze and warily glanced at the blonde man.

“Why?” he asked cautiously. Moon Hyuna quietly snickered as he looked between the two. Bak Yerim tore her eyes away from the iPad and raced over to where Yoojin stood.

“Ahjussi! I didn’t know you were good-looking as a teenager!”

Yoojin stared at Yerim with wide eyes, Yoohyun looked at his older brother with a shocked expression on his face.

Noah, faced him, a small smirk was on his face, “Yerim found one of your old Instagram accounts.”

Yoojin’s eyes widened, he tried to back away from the teenage girl but she grabbed him and sat him down on the couch.

On the couch was Sung Hyunjae next to Yoojin, Bak Yerim on his other side. Yoohyun was behind the couch, standing next to Song Taewon. Yoo Myungwoo was sitting next to Bak Yerim, and Moon Hyuna was next to Sung Hyunjae. Peace made his way on Yoojin’s lap with Chirpie on his shoulder.

‘Oh no…’ Yoojin thought.

Chapter 2: Meet my friends

Notes:

I am so sorry everyone! I wrote it on a doc but it got deleted when I was trying to put it in AO3 and then finals came in

Here are the names and usernames:
Han Yoojin - @yooniverse
Kim Daehyun - @day?day
Kang EunHye - @suneunnn
Choi Hana - @hahahaha
Lee JiHo - @ hohohoe
Park SeoJoon - @seausoon

Bak Yerim turned the ipad on and went to the old account. The username said ‘yooniverse’ and had a picture of Yoojin when he was a teenager. The photo showed him with center parted hair and a black dresshirt. He was looking at the camera and had sunglasses on the bridge of his nose. He was wearing a chocker and his right hand was hold the glasses in place. 

 

“Wow Ahjussi, who knew you could clean up so well!” Yerim exclaimed, Yoojin gave her a dumbfounded look. 

 

He stammered, “Was that supposed to be a compliment or an insult?” 

 

“A compliment” she replied with a beaming smile. 

 

Moon Hyuna smirked, “She’s right you know, you do clean up well.” 

 

“Ah, thanks”

 

The teenage girl clicked on the a couple buttons on the screen and scrolled down. 

 

@ hahahaha

CAPTION: hahahaha: wtf were you morons doing in the woods? 

https://pin.it/4umfJRu

The picture showed 4 people ina  creek with lamps on their heads and they were cruched down.

hahahaha cult shit, right guys @hohohoe @seausoon @day?day 

 

suneunnn cult shit?

hohohoe yep, cult shit

seausoon * lamp cult shit

 

day?day dumb ppl shit

yooniverse for real tho-

 

seausoon lets just say there was something in the water~

suneunnn u mean alcohol?

hohohoe why do you always assume the worst

suneunn give me a reason why i should assume the best

hohohoe …

day?day blood?

yooniverse bitch tf???

 

Yoojin burried his face into his hands, the tip of his ears were red with embarrassment.

 

Sung Hyunjae snickered, “lamp cult sh-” Yoojin threw a pillow at him before he could finish. 

 

“Please, dont. I need what little dignity I have left.” Yoojin said. 

 

Song Taewon spoke up, “Uhh, I mean no offense by this but I’m pretty sure you’re about to lose a lot of that seeing as this is the first post that we are seeing.”

 

Yoojin groaned and brought his knees to his chest.

 

@day?day

day?day: ca-caw mfs

https://pin.it/6T9QuQB

the picture showed two girls in front of the mirror, one spread her arms like a bird while the other was holding her phone. There were three cleaning bottles in front of them as well. 

yoonuiverse why tf would y’all wanna be a bird?

day?day luv how thats the thing u focus on not the cleaning bottles

yoonuiverse bitch i know u aren’t dying yet we gotta an arrangement

day?day nah u right

yoonuiverse i know lol

hahahaha   we are so cute!!

day?day i know right

 

seausoon where did you girls go? we are looking for u

 

suneunnn u guys took a pic without me

day?day we lost u

hahahaha   im sorry!!

 

hohohoe tf

day?day fuck you jiho

hohohoe dam take me out to dinner first. Im not a hoe

seasusoon back tf off bitch thats my girlfriend

 

“Hyung, you’re friends are…very interesting”

 

“I know, trust me” 

 

@suneunnn

https://pin.it/62FNsrG

The picture showed a guy who was washing his face turning to the camera. he had a frog headband on his head,

suneunn yoojin is a frog convince me otherwise

 

day?day he is tho!!

yooniverse bitch tf i thought u were on my side???

day?day lol nope

 

hohohoe nah hes more of a hedgehog ngl

suneunn bitch how

 

hahahaha hes more like a pomeranian

 

seausoon  imma say that hes a mongoose

 

yoonuiverse damn tf did i do to all of u??? Im just getting bullied here

hohohoe u exist

hahahaha ur u isn’t that enough

seausoon u can be a bitch sometimes

day?day ur a total manwhore

suneunn u never seem to shut up

yooniverse i hate all of u

Noah snorted, “I’d say that you were more of a peacock”

 

 Yoojin turned his head to face the blonde, “No, not you too Noah!” 

 

“You know, I see you more like a black cat or maybe a ginger one” Yoo Myeongwoo stated.

 

@hohohoe

hohohohoe hes been working on his essay for 4 hours straight tf

https://pin.it/5uXOmSr

The photo showed a boy laying on his stomach and tying on a computer

 

yooniverse i had two essays to work on actually and they were due at 11

day?day i told u not to wait until last minute to do them

yooniverse hey dont blame me blame ur dad hes my boss

hahahaha why were u at his house *wink wink nudge nudge*

hohohohoe did you just…why would you write out ur actrions like a lil bitch?

hahahaha fuck u thats why

 

seausoon yoojin this is why ur sleep schedule in fucked up

yooniverse my sleep schedule has nothing to do with this

seausoon whatever u gotta tell urself

 

“You were working while you were in highschool? You’re school allowed that?” Moon Hyuna asked, Yoojin rubbed the back of his neck. He opened his mouth to reply but got cut off by Yoohyun. 

 

Yoohyun furrowed his eyebrows, “No, hyung dropped out of high school.”  he turned to his brother, “Didn’t you?”

 

“Well, yeah, sorta” 

 

“Sorta” Song Taewon echoed. Sung Hyunjae turned to Yoojin with a questioning look on his face.

 

Yoojin sighed, “Look its nothing to worry about. Things got complicated at the time and I found a couple of ways to get my education. Thats it.” he cut down the conversation with a warning look.

 

Sung Hyunjae went on his phone real quick and sent a message to someone. Yoohjin didn’t pay much attention to him, and tried to ignore the tall blonde as much as possible.

 

@yooniverse

https://pin.it/7JPNC1Z

The photo showed a girl in a red coat holding a cart and a boy in a black coat standing in the cart. They were facing the camera. 

yooniverse yes i did fall bc someone cant hold a shopping cart straight

 

day?day i didn’t hold it straight bc u arent straight

yooniverse just bc im not straight doesnt mean that i wanna fall

hohohohoe yeah cus youve fallen for me

day?day u better back tf off of my bestie hoe

 

seausoon youre both idiots

day?day u love us tho

yooniverse yeah just admit it already

 

hahahaha i told u to get some strawberries not stand in a cart

suneunnn what did u expect from these dumbasses

hahahaha yeah i guess youre right

 

“Isn’t that dangerous?” Yoo Myeongwoo asked, Song Taewon nodded.

 

“It’s not a big deal” replied Yoojin.

 

“But you fell”

 

He snorted, “I fall all the time, I’m pretty clumsy”

 

Yerim snorted, “I can’t believe thats what your worried about. I’m here laughing at what his friend said.”

 

Moon Hyuna joined her and they both collapsed into giggles, “One of these days I would like to meet this ‘day?day’” she said. 

 

“Oh, I forgot about that, hyung, who are these people. I know they’re youre friends but I don’t recognize any names.”

 

The group turned to Yoojin who sighed once again. “So ‘day?day’ is Kim Daehyun, you remember her right? She used to babysit you when I was working.” Yoohyun nodded in recognition. 

 

“Then there’s ‘seausoon’ who’s Park SeoJoon, he’s Daehyun’s fiancee right now. He used to tutor you when you were in school. He’s always been the responsible one, always keeping daehyun and I out of trouble”

 

“‘Suneunnn’ is Kang Eunhye she was a friend that I made when I went to cram school, she somehow made her way into the group as time went by. She’s super smart.”

 

“Choi Hana is ‘hahahaha’ she was an athlete and was really cool. She could be a bit stuck up and competitive but we loved ehr fro it.”

 

“And then there’s Lee Jiho, who’s ‘hohohohoe’ he was a delinquent and always did whatever he wanted. A bit of a rebel and was always down for a fight.”

 

Sung Hyunjae turned to Yoojin once again, “You have an interesting group of friends Yoojin-gun.”

 

“Yeah, I know.”

 

Yoo Myeongwoo chirped up, “They seem really fun and nice!”

 

Yoojin laughed, “Fun yes. Nice, depends on the day and time.”