zerobaseone and chaos

by gunwookara

Summary:

kimgyu created the group.
kimgyu named the group BOYS.
kimgyu added haohao, hanbing, kimjiwoong and 4 others.

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Zerobaseone create a group chat and chaos follows.

Chapter 1: the beginning of chaos

 

kimgyu created the group. 

 

kimgyu named the group BOYS.

 

kimgyu added haohao, hanbing, kimjiwoong and 4 others.

 

haohao: o k a y ?

 

highschooler: what is this

 

mother teresa: ♥ hi bitches ♥

 

haohao: 𝕨 𝕒 𝕤 𝕦 𝕡 𝕓 𝕚 𝕥 𝕔 𝕙

 

hanbing: why are you two like this 

 

kimgyu: HELLO 

kimgyu: why didnt we have a groupchat??????

 

giant baby: idk 

 

haohao changed the group name from BOYS to SUPER BOYS.

 

mother teresa: really? we’re super boys?

 

haohao changed the group name from SUPER BOYS to FRUITY BOYS

 

mother teresa: that’s more like it! 

 

hanbing: the kids are here!

 

giant baby: only yujinnie

 

kimgyu: literally your nickname is giant baby 

 

giant baby: stfu

 

highschooler: i m n o t a b a b y a n y m o r e 

 

haohao: isnt it past ur bedtime

 

highschooler: the messages woke me up :p

 

kimjiwoong: On that note, You should all stop messaging.

 

kimgyu: hyunggggg
kimgyu: why are you such a boomer

 

kimjiwoong: Really?

 

highschooler: lmfao

 

yourcanadaoppa: what did I miss

 

giant baby: a lot

 

yourcanadaoppa: eh

 

haohao: anyways
haohao: look at my baby <333
haohao: *send: supercutehanbinnie.jpg*

 

highschooler: …

 

kimgyu: …

 

giant baby: …

 

hanbing: … 

hanbing: aw baby, youre the cutest

 

mother teresa: wait 

 

mother teresa added 𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂.

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: KIM GYUVIN DID YOU JUST FORGOT ABOUT ME

 

kimgyu: oops 

Chapter 2: truth or dare

kimgyu: guys im bored 

 

mother teresa: gays*

 

haohao: gyuvin its only an hour drive

 

kimgyu: so what 

kimgyu: cant i be bored 

kimgyu: yall are ignoring me 

 

highschooler: we've been in the car for 1.5 minutes

 

kimgyu: lets play some games!

kimgyu: truth or dare!

 

giant baby: bro its boring 

 

kimgyu: any better ideas? 

kimgyu: no? 

kimgyu: so its decided

 

haohao: ok im starting 

haohao: hanbin-ah, truth or dare? 

 

giant baby: not again 

 

hanbing: dare, my dear! 

 

highschooler: *throwing up emoji* 

 

haohao: okay kiss me 

 

kimgyu: YUJIN CLOSE YOUR EYES 

 

highschooler: they sit in the back of the car and i literally don't care??? and i can't even see them???

 

yourcanadaoppa: its my turn! Jiwoon hyung, truth or dare?

 

mother teresa: oh no 

 

kimjiwoong: Truth?

 

yourcanadaoppa: who is the cutest in our team?

 

kimjiwoong: That's a very easy question, Matthew-ya.

kimjiwoong: It’s me, of course. 

 

yourcanadaoppa: …

 

highschooler: ricky hyung! truth or dare

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : truth

 

highschooler: what’s your credit card number

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: dare

 

highschooler: give me your credit card number

 

 

Chapter 3: snacc

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: *shirtless pic*

 

mother teresa: oh BOI

 

kimgyu: you be looking like a 

 

hanbing: You look great Ricky-ah!

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: B)

 

mother teresa: SNACC

 

kimgyu: i meant to say: like a fish out of water

 

highschooler: did anyone else just hear jiwoong hyung fall off the bed

 

giant baby: i definitely heard

 

yourcanadaoppa: jiwoon hyung! Are you okay??

 

kimjiwoong: I’m fine.

 

highschooler: whipped

 

kimjiwoong: It was an accident.

 

haohao: ricky, you should’ve just send it to jiwoong hyung 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: BITCH stfu

 

hanbing: language!1!!

 

haohao: we didn’t need to see it

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO MR I ACCIDENTALY KISSED MY ’RIVAL’S’ NECK ON NATIONAL TV BOYS PLANET FINAL 

 

giant baby: oh no

giant baby: ricky

giant baby: rip

giant baby: zerobaseone now has 8 remaining members

 

highschooler: he had such a bright future 

 

yourcanadaoppa: wait, what? why?

 

mother teresa: oh matthew

mother teresa: so pure

 

giant baby: btw

giant baby: how many of these angles have been on twitter?

 

mother teresa: idk like 5827292

 

haohao: shut up

 

hanbing: 

 

giant baby: i’ve seen more angles of haobin neck kiss than i've seen gyuvin in my life 

 

kimgyu: bro 

 

haohao: gunwook, you are banned from twitter

 

 

 

 

Chapter 4: late midnight snack

Summary:

gyuvin sweetie im sorry

kimgyu: *send a picture of yujin sleeping*

kimgyu: my son so cute 

kimgyu: *send crying reaction pic*

kimgyu: *send meme* 

kimgyu: *send yt link*

kimgyu: this is so good 

kimgyu: i cant stop laughing 

kimgyu: *crying emoji*

 

haohao: hanbin-ah can i ask you a favor?

 

hanbing: i would literally die for you but go on

 

haohao: we need to talk about you starting sentences that way

haohao: anyway

 

mother teresa: why is gyuvin lying in the living room and crying? 

 

hanbing: oh god 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: KIM GYUVIN IF I HAVE BAGS UNDER MY EYES IN THE MORNING BECAUSE I CANT SLEEP I WILL KILL YOU 

 

hanbing: okay, no murder in the house, please 

hanbing: gyuvin, lets go to sleep okay? 

hanbing: gyuvin???

 

mother teresa: he fell asleep on the floor

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: serves him right 

 

highschooler: why is my picture here

 

giant baby: why is this group chat always active at night

 

hanbing: hao, you wanted to ask me something?

 

haohao: yes 

haohao: im hungry 

 

highschooler: YAAS LATE MIDNIGHT SNACKS

 

giant baby: im hungry too 

 

kimgyu: did someone say late midnight snack???????

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: i thought you were sleeping

 

kimgyu: i was 

kimgyu: but my brain senses someone is talking about late midnight snack 

 

mother teresa: I would eat something too

 

haohao: i…

haohao: i wasn't talking about this kind of snack 

 

mother teresa: … 

 

kimgyu: what 

kimgyu: so what do you want to eat???

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: … 

 

giant baby: … 

 

highschooler: … 

 

hanbing: … 

hanbing: HAO 

hanbing: (i’ll be in your room in 2 minutes) 

 

kimgyu: what? so we are not eating?

kimgyu: hello 

kimgyu: why is everyone suddenly quiet?

kimgyu: are u sleeping? 

Chapter 5: bagel with strawberry cream cheese

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: do you think a bagel with strawberry cream cheese will fix all of life's problems? i think yes

 

kimgyu: you know what else will fix all of the life’s problems?

kimgyu: a bagel with strawberry cream cheese with ketchup 

kimgyu: it’s an phenomenal taste

 

mother teresa: that's a food crime 

 

highschooler: wait, wait, hear me out: pickles dipped in peanut butter . 

 

giant baby: are you sure your taste buds aren't just trolling you?

 

kimgyu: i'm putting ketchup on everything now

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: every talk i have with you people gets more and more absurd

 

kimgyu: you say "you people" like you're not part of the family

 

hanbing: you better get out of the kitchen right now

Chapter 6: safe shower

kimgyu: gunwook you bored?

 

giant baby: yeah...

 

kimgyu: wanna start a fight for no reason?

 

giant baby: i thought you'd never ask

 

haohao: dear lord have mercy

 

mother teresa: ???

 

haohao: nothing i just saw hanbin’s abs 

 

giant baby: but 

giant baby: hanbin hyung is taking a shower? 

 

haohao: so what? 

haohao: im making sure he won’t fall in here

 

kimjiwoong: Make sure he finishes it quickly, because I need to take a shower too, and it's late. 

 

haohao: i cant promise anything 

 

giant baby: hyung please don’t say anything else 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: jiwoong hyung, i can make sure you wont fall in the shower too!

 

kimjiwoong: I think I'll manage, but thank you, Ricky :) 

 

highschooler: what the f i just witnessed

 

 

Chapter 7: cyberbullying

haohao: being gay is not a choice

 

giant baby: you just sat happily on hanbin hyung's lap?

 

haohao: it's a game and i'm winning

 

mother teresa: slay 

 

highschooler: today was a good day!

 

kimgyu: we did nothing all day

 

highschooler: but i got to do nothing with you so it was a good day

 

kimgyu: this is cyberbullying 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: i can bully you in real life too if you want

 

 

Chapter 8: 24/0

yourcanadaoppa: How often does everyone cry? Not to flex but I cry 24/7

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: 24/0

 

haohao: ricky it doesnt work like that

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: i don’t cry.

 

kimgyu: dont lie, you cried because of that one wrinkle on your face the other day

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: i’m taller than you

 

kimgyu: i swear to god im going to kill you one day

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: unfortunately god won’t let me die 

 

hanbing: Guess what? i found the perfect meme to describe us

 

haohao: show me 💕

 

hanbing: *sends meme* this is us! 

 

haohao: Awww, baby 

 

hanbing: Relationship goals me thinks 💑

 

giant baby: WRONG CONVERSATION????

Chapter 9: 4 am

haohao: hi 

haohao: omg why are you not replying me 

haohao: are u ignoring me 

haohao: i never expected this from u 

haohao: im done 

haohao: have a good life 

 

hanbing: you literally didn't give us a chance to reply?

 

haohao: so what 

 

mother teresa: hao sweetie im literally sitting next to you 

 

highschooler: it’s 4 am

highschooler: why are you freaks awake?

 

hanbing: Yujin-ah why are YOU awake???

 

yourcanadaoppa: money doesn't buy happiness

 

haohao: and? what does that have to do with anything

 

yourcanadaoppa: i was just sayin

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: you’re probably just spending it wrong, give it to me and i’ll show you how it’s done

 

hanbing: why is everyone awake at this hour???

 

giant baby: no jiwoong hyung is sleeping 

 

highschooler: lets wake him up!

 

kimgyu: im in!!

 

hanbing: KIDS GO BACK TO YOUR BEDS

 

haohao: baby youre so sexy when youre angry 

 

giant baby: hao hyung, never text anything like that again in this gc, please

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: you know when jiwoong hyung is sexy? 

 

mother teresa: on the stage?

 

yourcandaoppa: when he's focused? 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: no 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: always 

 

kimjiwoong: … 

 

highschooler: hyung is awake!!

 

hanbing: are you guys wake him up?

 

kimgyu: no? im in gunwooks room 

 

highschooler: you having a sleepover without me ??!?!? 

 

kimgyu: adults only 

kimgyu: we are having a competition 

 

giant baby: gyuvin can’t you shut up for once?

 

kimgyu: why

kimgyu: are you ashamed to have a smaller– akakacixcolanaC7

kimgyu: ska900.  ———–  kskakal 

 

mother teresa: i think theyre fighting 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: I think they are having a length contest

 

highschooler: a length of what? 

 

hanbing: YUJIN TIME TO SLEEP 

hanbing: jesus christ these kids are gonna kill me someday

 

Chapter 10: vacay

kimjiwoong: Just got back from vacay, feeling totes refreshed! ✈️

 

highschooler: wtf

 

kimjiwoong: FOMO hitting hard right now. 🥺

 

giant baby: …

 

hanbing: kids! language!

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: Did you have fun, hyung? 

 

kimjiwoong: YASS! We slayed it, obvi! 

 

hanbing: …

hanbing: which one of you was it?

 

highschooler: its was gyuvin hyung!!!!

 

kimgyu: HOW DARE YOU 

kimgyu; MY OWN KID BETRAYED ME

kimgyu: am i in trouble?

 

haohao: have a guess

 

kimgyu: no?

 

haohao: have another guess

 

hanbing: guyvinnie, lets have a little private talk 

 

giant baby: good luck bro

 

highschooler: rip 

 

haohao: baby be quick i want my hugs 

 

mother teresa: ah people in love 

 

highschooler: nobody asked

 

haohao: and my kisses

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: please stop I’m going to throw up

 

kimgyu: try throwing down

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: fuck u

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: Jiwoong hyung, did you bring me that Gucci scarf i told you about?

 

kimjiwoong: Ah I forgot, apologies babe

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: BABE????

 

haohao: no way 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: EXCUSE ME BABE?????????????

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: ?????

 

yourcanadaoppa: why is ricky lying on the floor?

 

highschooler: shes meditating guys

 

giant baby: she’s died 

 

hanbing: what did I say about cursing in this household????!

Chapter 11: fam

kimgyu: hey fam, have you ever tried dancing while eating ramen?

 

highschooler: lol

 

hanbing: aww, gyuvinie calling us his fam.

 

kimgyu: …

kimgyu: sorry it was a typo 

 

hanbing: BUT 

hanbing: are u dancing while eating ramen right now?

 

kimgyu: no?

 

highschooler: he definitely is 

Chapter 12: DIY

yourcanadaoppa: so, I tried to be all "pinterest-y" and DIY a candle.

 

hanbing: Matthew 

 

yourcanadaoppa: hanbin hyung 

 

haohao: you did what 

 

giant baby: this is going to be fun 

giant baby: tell us how it goes 

 

yourcanadaoppa: …

yourcanadaoppa: i might don’t know how to diy a candle 

 

hanbing: MATTHEW 

hanbing: what I was saying about you doing arts and crafts ever again?

 

yourcanadaoppa: but! Gyuvin was helping me! 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: over seven billion people in the world, and you chose gyuvin as your help ????

 

 

Chapter 13: ricky’s crush

Notes:

I promised more Matthew here (and someone suggest some angst, thank you for that!), but I didn't think it would turn out like this, really

 

 

kimgyu: guys 

kimgyu: emergency 

kimgyu: why is ricky crying his eyes out? 

 

hanbing: what happend??

 

haohao: ricky? 

 

kimgyu: i dont know, im asking 

kimgyu: i didnt do anything, just to be clear

 

mother teresa: i talked to him 2 hours ago and he was okay 

 

haohao: im going to him 

 

kimgyu: he told me to get the fuck out and locked the door to our room… 

kimgyu: i think its serious 

 

highschooler: ricky hyung? 

 

hanbing: he doesnt read any messages im sending him 

 

haohao: should we break down the door?

 

hanbing: maybe we should let him be alone for a while 

 

giant baby: guys, i think i know why is ricky hyung crying

 

kimgyu: whyyyy

kimgyu: gunwook dont leave us on read!! 

kimgyu: PARK GUNWOOK

 

 

*** 

 

 

 

parkgunwook: ricky hyung, can we talk? 

 parkgunwook: i know it hurts 

parkgunwook: and im so sorry

parkgunwook: but we are all worried about you 

parkgunwook: i am 

parkgunwook: worried about you 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: you are? 

 

parkgunwook: yeah 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: I need a hug 

 

parkgunwook: open the door for me, hyung 

 

 

 

***

 

 

yourcanadaoppa created the group. 

 

yourcandaoppa added hanbing, haohao, kimgyu and 4 others. 

 

 

yourcanadaoppa: guys this is all my fault 

yourcandaoppa: imm so sorry 

 

hanbing: matthew, what happend, why? 

 

yourcanadaoppa: so 

yourcanadaoppa: ricky has a crush on jiwoong hyung, right 

yourcanadaoppa: oh god im so stupid 

yourcanadaoppa: but me and jiwoong hyung were fooling around, and i dont know how it happened, really 

yourcanadaoppa: but we kissed 

yourcanadaoppa: and ricky and gunwook saw us 

yourcanadaoppa: i didnt mean to i swear

yourcanadaoppa: but i kinda like jiwoong hyung too, you know? 

 

mother teresa: oh, matthew

 

yourcanadaoppa: i know, im so stupid 

 

haohao: where is kim jiwoong i need to kill him real quick 

 

hanbing: okay 

hanbing: no killing today please

hanbing: but we know what is going on now 

hanbing: gunwook-ah, how is he? 

 

giant baby: better 

 

hanbing: and matthew-ya, youre not stupid okay? its not a crime to like someone 

hanbing: you all just need to talk about it, okay? 

 

yourcanadaoppa: yes of course 

 

kimgyu: but where is jiwoong hyung 

 

kimjiwoong: I’m so sorry, guys. I will fix everything. 

 

haohao: you better 

 

 

 

 

***

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: guys im sorry i made you worried 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: im all good now 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: its just… 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: really stupid 

 

hanbing: its good to hear Ricky-ya! 

hanbing: and its not stupid to feel this deeply. It's okay to feel upset and express your emotions 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: thank you, hyung 

 

highschooler: ricky hyung do you want to eat strawberry ice cream and watch a movie? 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: thank you, yujinnie, but i want to rest now

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: we can watch a movie tommorow! 

 

highschooler: o k a y !

 

haohao: ricky if you need someone to talk to, im here for you, okay? 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: i know, thanks hyung. 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: but im okay now 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: gunwookie helped me 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: now I'll go to sleep, and tomorrow I'll feel better 

 

hanbing: good night!!

 

 

 

***

 

kimgyu: you know it can hurt you even more? 

 

parkgunwook: yeah

 

kimgyu: what did you tell him? 

 

parkgunwook: just some stuff

parkgunwook: im an expert on unrequited crushes, aren't i?? 

kimgyu: gunwook…

 

parkgunwook: i know i know 

parkgunwook: i will be okay 

parkgunwook: dont worry 

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 14: day off

 

hanbing: guys, we have a day off tomorrow and then a weekend off

hanbing: we've all been working very hard over the last few weeks and everyone deserves a rest, so please make the most of this 

 

highschooler: YES

 

kimgyu: HELL YES

 

mother teresa: oh i miss my moms cooking 

 

yourcanadaoppa: im going to my friends house!

 

haohao: someone staying in the dorm? 

 

giant baby: yeah, me 

 

kimgyu: dont you want to visit your family? 

kimgyu: or jellyfishes? 

 

giant baby: i think i need to spend at least 24 hours in my bed 

 

hanbing: okay gunwookie, please take care of yourself, you deserve to rest more than all of us

 

giant baby: my leg is okay now, hyung

giant baby: but thanks, i will! 

 

haohao: ricky?

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: what? 

 

haohao: are u going out? ollie was asking about you the other day 

haohao: he misses you, you can go visit him

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: i’ll think about it 

 

haohao: okay 

haohao: if you guys will need anything, just let us know 

 

giant baby: have fun with hanbin hyung’s family! 

 

hanbing: thank you, gunwookie 

 

 

 

*** 

 

 

 

kimgyu: are u stayin just because ricky is stayin? 

 

parkgunwook: no? 

parkgunwook: i really need to rest 

 

kimgyu: and because ricky is staying

 

parkgunwook: maybe that too 

 

kimgyu: park gunwook 

 

parkgunwook: kim gyuvin 

 

kimgyu: I can't watch two of my friends suffer

 

parkgunwook: i can't watch him suffer either, you know this

 

kimgyu: just 

kimgyu: talk with him 

kimgyu: please 

kimgyu: you should tell him about everything 

 

parkgunwook: we had this conversation before

 

kimgyu: and I still cant believe youre so stubborn

 

parkgunwook: im not risking all our group relationships just because of my stupid crush 

 

kimgyu: but the group relationship is already at risk

kimgyu: you can think about your own feelings sometimes, you know? 

 

 

 

***

 

 

kimgyu: you guys always need someone to take matters into their own hands

kimgyu: its me, im that someone 

 

 

 

 

Chapter 15: sweet weekend

haohao: KIM TAERAE 

haohao: where have you been and why dont you tell me???!!!! 

haohao: FAKE FRIEND 

 

giant baby: where he was? 

 

haohao: ON A DATE!!! 

 

kimgyu: HYUNG CONGRATS 

 

yourcanadaoppa: A DATE??? 

 

haohao: EXACTLY

haohao: TTHIS BITCH DIDNT EVEN TELL ANYONE

haohao: SPEAK NOW

 

yourcandaoppa: WAIT WITH WHOM

 

mother teresa: kim taerae 

 

haohao: yea thats your name 

 

mother teresa: no, i was on a date with kim taerae 

 

haohao: … 

 

kimgyu: KIM TAERAE ? 

kimgyu: WITH OUR KIM TAERAE 

 

haohao: i cant believe

 

highschooler: kim taerae x2

 

kimgyu: so who is a kim taerae in this relationship? 

 

hanbing: guys…

 

mother teresa: i knew you guys will be like that 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: KIM TAERAE IS NO LONGER BITCHLESS 

 

mother teresa: excuse me 

 

giant baby: how was the date, hyung??

 

mother teresa: good 

 

haohao: how good? 

haohao: do i need to start saving for the wedding? 

haohao: kids grow up so fast… 

 

mother teresa: bitch stop making fun of me 

 

haohao: you know im kidding kim taerae 

haohao: im so happy for you!

haohao: bitch slay

 

kimgyu: you dont even have to remember your boyfriend’s name 

 

mother teresa: hes not my boyfriend 

mother teresa: we’ve been on a date ONCE 

 

kimgyu: speaking of dates, ricky, gunwook, how is your date going? 

 

giant baby: our what 

 

kimgyu: your sweet weekend together in the dorm without any other members

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: very good, thanks for asking 

 

kimgyu: …

kimgyu: really? 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: gunwookie is cooking for me now 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: i think yall should be jaelous 

 

haohao: we are 

 

kimgyu: are we? 

 

hanbing: have fun guys! 

hanbing: and please really get some rest

 

 

 

Chapter 16: angel

kimgyu: guess what

 

giant baby: what

 

kimgyu: IM COMING BACK

kimgyu: i know you guys missed me so much

kimgyu: so ill put an end to your tortures

kimgyu: ill be at dorm in 20 min

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : oh god do you have to?

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : our peacefull time is over

 

giant baby: rip

 

kimgyu: i see you guys having fun all alone

kimgyu: without me

kimgyu: okay

 

hanbing: did you boys take some rest?

 

giant baby: of course hyung!

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : it was the most comfortable two days in my life

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : yall should try having gunwook all for yourself for a day

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : hes an angel

 

giant baby: hyung…

 

kimgyu: are u calling him hyung now??

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : he is

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : not like you ungrateful brat

 

haohao: gunwookie please take care of yourself too

haohao: not only of ricky

haohao: hyung is worried about you

 

giant baby: its all good hyung

giant baby: im resting too!

giant baby: we really had two incredibly lazy days

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : and i know how to take care of my dongsaengs too

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : especially my cutie gunwookie

 

giant baby: …

 

mother teresa: cutie gunwookie

 

yourcanadaoppa: cutie gunwookie

 

highschooler: cutie gunwookie

 

highschooler: *huyngie

 

giant baby: …

 

***

 

 

kimgyu: you good?

 

parkgunwook: yeah

parkgunwook: i think so

park gunwook: or maybe not

 

kimgyu: ill be there in 10

 

parkgunwook: chill im not dying

 

kimgyu: i know you are

 

parkgunwook: i am

parkgunwook: HE CALLED ME ANGEL

parkgunwook: AND A CUTIE

 

kimgyu: i told you he likes you too

 

parkgunwook: what if he only tell this because of jiwoong hyung

 

kimgyu: you are so smart

kimgyu: so why are u so stupid

 

parkgunwook: shut up

parkgunwook: come here fast

 

kimgyu: coming

Chapter 17: barbie

kimgyu: MOVIE NIGHT TODAY AT DORM

kimgyu: and its only me and our couch

kimgyu: and gunwook and ricky

 

giant baby: thanks for taking us into consideration

 

kimgyu: are we watching spiderman?

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : no, gunwookie is choosing

 

kimgyu: what

kimgyu: arent you too biased lately?

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : i said what i said

 

giant baby: thank you hyung!

giant baby: we re watching barbie

 

mother teresa: NO

mother teresa: WITHOUT ME ????

 

haohao: WITHOUT US ????

 

giant baby: sorry

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : not sorry

Chapter 18: emergency

mother teresa: i just came back

mother teresa: why is hao hyung screaming

mother teresa: in ricky’s room?

 

hanbing: dont ask

 

haohao: im not screaming

haohao: i just want to clear some things out

 

mother teresa: okay?

 

haohao: okay im done

haohao: This is what happens when you leave your kids home alone

 

kimgyu: what is happening

kimgyu: i left them for 10 minutes

 

haohao: so its your fault!

 

kimgyu: what is my fault

 

giant baby: hao hyung please

giant baby: you exaggerate

giant baby: nothing happened

 

hanbing: Hao, let's let them figure it out on their own, shall we?

 

kimgyu: i still don’t know what happend

kimgyu: gunwook?

 

 

 

 

***

 

 

 

parkgunwook: emergency

 

kimgyu: bro what happened

 

parkgunwook: so

parkgunwook: OH MY GOD

parkgunwook: i still can’t process this

 

kimgyu: WHAT

kimgyu: why is hao hyung screaming

 

parkgunwook: it’s because he saw me crying

 

kimgyu: WHAT

kimgyu: WHAT HAS RICKY DONE

kimgyu: ILL KILL HIM

 

parkgunwook: he

parkgunwook: he kissed me

parkgunwook: and i was so confused and i don’t know why i started crying and in that moment hao hyung and hanbin hyung came back and saw us

 

kimgyu: …

kimgyu: BRO

kimgyu: MY BROS

 

parkgunwook: but hao hyung started screaming and talking about us hurting each other feelings and stuff and we didnt even have a chance to talk about it

parkgunwook: and i’m scared

parkgunwook: what if he really did this just because he wanted to idk forget about jiwoong hyung?

 

kimgyu: BRO

kimgyu: who cares

kimgyu: i was telling you he likes you back

kimgyu: he KISSED you right?

kimgyu: people don’t do this if they don’t feel at least a slight form of attraction to someone

kimgyu: and i know HE especially doesn’t

kimgyu: he kissed in his life maybe one person

kimgyu: and it was his mom

 

parkgunwook: skajwhehdifjehdbdjdjdj

parkgunwook: he just messaged me

 

 

 

***

 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : gunwookie

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : can we talk?

 

parkgunwook: yes

parkgunwook: yes of course

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : i’ll come to you

 

 

 

Chapter 19: boyfriend

kimgyu: guys

kimgyu: new couple

kimgyu: alert

 

mother teresa: whaaaa

 

yourcanadaoppa: OMG

 

mother teresa: RICKY GUNWOOKIE CONGRATS MY BABIES

 

kimgyu: how did you know i was talking about them

 

mother teresa: bitch my gay radar is excellent

 

highschooler: i can’t believe

highschooler: ricky hyung is no longer bitchless

highschooler: sorry gunwook hyung, i’m not calling you a bitch

 

hanbing: YUJIN-AH

 

giant baby: it’s okay yujinnie

 

kimgyu: you have no idea how hard gunwook is blushing right now

 

giant baby: shut up

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : leave my boyfriend alone

 

haohao: oh

 

hanbing: guys i’m so happy that you’re happy, congratulations

 

mother teresa: SLAY

 

yourcanadaoppa: SLAY X2

 

kimjiwoong: Congratulations guys, i’m really happy for you.

 

matthew: btw hey ricky can i borrow that beanie we talked about?

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : yeah sure

 

matthew: okay! i’ll come in a minute

 

kimgyu: are u guys okay?

 

matthew: yeah we talked about everything

 

hanbing: it’s good to hear 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : yeah, all good

 

matthew: i’m really sorry i cause all of that guys

 

haohao: you don’t have to apologise

 

kimjiwoong: I’m sorry, too. Really.

 

haohao: you have to apologise

 

hanbing: it’s okay. i’m glad it’s all solved now. please let’s talk about everything that bothers you guys from now on

 

mother teresa: yes sir

 

kimgyu: i always talk

 

giant baby: we know

 

highschooler: okay

highschooler: gyuvin is bullying me

 

kimgyu: i’m just trying to kiss you

 

highschooler: exactly

 

 

 

 

Chapter 20: our son

highschooler: are u gays gonna be gross on the couch like this everyday?

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂 : yes

 

highschooler: gunwook hyung i can’t believe you are doing this to me

highschooler: i thought you loved me

 

kimgyu: i thought that too

kimgyu: now he don’t even remember i exist

kimgyu: fake friend

 

giant baby: but we’re just sitting together on the couch?

giant baby: hao hyung and hanbin hyung are doing literally the same?

 

kimgyu: i’m used to it

kimgyu: but you guys it’s just weird

kimgyu: you have my full support but

 

mother teresa: that sounds homophobic

 

kimgyu: bro

 

giant baby: Yujinnie, you know hyung loves you right? you can always come and play with me

giant baby: I will always find some time for you 

 

highschooler: okay hyung 

highschooler: thank you 

 

kimgyu: YUJIN–AH ARE YOU CRYING

 

highschooler: what gunwook hyung said was just touching

highschooler: AND WHAT IF I AM 

highschooler: REAL MEN ARE NOT AFRAID TO SHOW THEIR EMOTIONS 

 

haohao: yes tell him baby 

 

giant baby: oh, my son is so grown up 

giant baby: so mature 

giant baby: so wise 

giant baby: i raised him so well

 

kimgyu: i thought he was OUR son

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: no, he is OUR son now 

 

hanbing: I thought we already established that I gave birth to him

 

highschooler: hyungs...

highschooler: I love you all so much 

 

haohao: is everyone ugly crying rn? 

haohao: or its just me? 

 

giant baby: same 

 

mother teresa: me too 

 

yourcanadaoppa: yeah

 

kimjiwoong: I'm so happy to be your hyung guys, I’m here for you if you need me. 

 

kimgyu: okay, family crying session in the living room

 

 

hanbing changed the group name from FRUITY BOYS to FAMILY

 

 

 

Chapter 21: ZB1 drunk in Poland (special chapter)

 

 

kimgyu: gyus its so dope 

 

kimgyu: i dont want to leave this country 

 

mother teresa: how much did you drink?

 

giant baby: you know its stronger than soju, right?

 

kimjiwoong: HELLOOO MY BOYS 

kimjiwoong: I LOVEE ALL OF YOU SOOO MYCHHH!!!

 

mother teresa: jesus christ 

mother teresa: where is matthew?

 

kimjiwoong: matthew my baby hes sleeeping

 

hanbing: where 

 

kimgyu: idk he wanted to sleep 

 

haohao: and where are you???

 

kimgyu: idk we re walking 

kimgyu: this city is beautiful 

 

hanbing: YOU LEFT MATTHEW SLEEPING SOMEWHERE????

 

higschooler: no. he is sleeping in my room 

highschooler: on my bed. 

highschooler: i think im drunk breathing the same air as him 

 

kimgyu: YUJINAAAH BABY ILL COME RESCU YOU 

 

highschooler: you better not. 

 

giant baby: you know how Ricky hyung is cute when hes drunk?

 

Notes:

sorry I wasn’t updating this, im kinda depressed again, so… but it’s all better now!

(also i’m polish and i wrote this when zb1 was in poland like a few months ago…)

take care of yourselves!

Chapter 22: i hate boys

 

 

mother teresa: I HATE BOYS 

mother teresa: THEYRE SO USELESS 

mother teresa: AND HEARTLESS 

mother teresa: I HATE THEM SO MUCH 

mother teresa: wait

mother teresa: nvm 

mother teresa: he answered 

 

kimgyu: trouble in paradise?

 

haohao: hanbin didn’t reply to my text either :((

 

hanbing: you didn’t send me anything? 

 

haohao: i did 

haohao: one second ago 

 

hanbing: …

 

giant baby: WHO ate my chocolate??

 

haohao: not me.

 

kimjiwoong: not me either. 

 

highschooler: i wish i did.

 

kimgyu: you had chocolate??

 

hanbing: i didn't.

 

yourcanadaoppa: was it mint??

 

mother teresa: matthew, you're disgusting. and no i didn't. 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: i'd never.

 

highschooler: ricky hyung, your lips are covered in chocolate

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: … 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: i saved some for gunwookie

 

kimgyu: *throwing up* 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: you know, gyuvin, you are the sun in my life 

 

kimgyu: why? cause i'm so hot? 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: because it hurts my eyes looking at you 

 

yourcanadaoppa: oh i like this game

yourcanadaoppa: what goes up but never comes down?

 

haohao: the amount of stress you bring to this family

 

yourcanadaoppa: i don’t like it anymore 

 

 

Notes:

little surprise :)
maybe I'll get back to updating this again

Chapter 23: fight

 

kimjiwoong: did it hurt

 

highschooler: yes

 

kimjiwoong: i didn’t finish

 

highschooler: everything hurts

 

yourcanadaoppa: i have an idea!

 

mother teresa: is it a good one?

 

haohao: well now let’s not get ahead of ourselves

haohao: btw yujin got into a fight at school

 

yourcanadaoppa: did he win?

 

hanbing: YUJIN WHAT 

 

giant baby: YUJIN WHAT 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: YUJIN WHAT

 

highschooler: it was not my fault!

 

hanbing: okay, okay. Yujin–ah are you alright? what happened??

 

kimgyu: YUJIN WHAT OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY MY BABY????!!?!

 

highschooler: im okay guys, nothing really happened

highschooler: it's just that in one class some idiots were bullying a certain boy, I couldn't do nothing

highschooler: it's really not fair that someone decides to make fun of someone else just because they have less money or look different

 

hanbing: …

hanbing: you know violence is not the solution

hanbing: but I'm very proud of you

 

kimgyu: OH MY GOD MY BABY IS SO KIND AND SMART AND 

 

haohao: we are all proud of you 

haohao: but tell us if something like this ever happens in the future

 

giant baby: yujin-ah wanna play games with hyung? 

 

highschooler: of course 

 

kimgyu: i want too 

 

mother teresa: me too 

 

hanbing: how about we all spend time together today?

hanbing: we can order pizza 

 

highchooler: YEAH 

 

kimgyu: HYUNG ILY 

 

yourcandaoppa: omg yes 

 

hanbing: and I would like you to know that you are the most important to me, please talk about everything that is happening, I will always try to be there for you and support you

 

highschooler: thank you, hyung 

 

haohao: oh no, another crying session in the living room 

 

kimgyu: i want to say something too

kimgyu: i can't believe I have such a wonderful family

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS DOING THIS TO ME 

 

mother teresa: what happened 

 

kimgyu: Ricky’s makeup is ruined because he’s crying 

 

giant baby: we love you even with smudged makeup

 

giant baby: and without makeup 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: shut up 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: i love you too 

 

kimgyu: i never thought we would ever hear these words from you

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: *except Gyuvin 

 

 

Chapter 24: new things

 

 

haohao: i need coffee. like, a gallon of it 

 

mother teresa: didn't you just have one?

 

haohao: that was to wake up. this is to function 

haohao: btw I started a new exercise routine 

 

hanbing: oh yeah? what is it?

 

haohao: running away from my problems 

 

mother teresa: effective?

 

haohao: no, they have better stamina 

 

hanbing: arguable 

 

kimgyu: … 

 

ginat baby: oh and I picked up a new hobby 

 

kimgyu: what is it?

 

giant baby: screaming internally

giant baby: ricky has been choosing an outfit for an hour

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: its been 45 minutes 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: and if you helped me it would be faster

 

giant baby: I told you you look amazing in everything baby 

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: see? zero help 

 

mother teresa: oh, and do I look okay in this outfit?

mother teresa: *send: motherteresaslay.jpg*

 

kimgyu: you look like a traffic cone 

 

mother teresa: great. safety first 

 

 

 

Chapter 25: morning

 

 

 

hanbing: Good morning! 

 

haohao: Is it? Is it really? 

 

kimgyu: I'm bi

 

yourcanadaoppa: cool. I hooked up with Keeho once. don't tell anyone

 

mother teresa: Matthew this is the zerobaseonefamily group chat 

 

giant baby: I want coffee

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: and I want your legs wrapped around my head

 

highschooler: can we have just ONE normal breakfast in this fucking house?!

 

giantbaby: yesterday, I overheard Yujin saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and Gyuvin replying “trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life

 

highschooler: murder was not on my today's agenda

 

giantbaby: It's not in anyone's

 

highschooler: It's definitely on mine, but it's scheduled for the next tuesday

 

kimgyu: Ricky, can I bother you for a second?

 

𝓡𝓲𝓬𝓴𝔂: You always bother me but go ahead.

 

hanbing: I'm so sore after practice, my thighs are killing me. 

 

haohao: Your thighs are killing me too 

 

 

 

Notes:

i’m alive!