Chapter Text
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
➠ 1,058 words
➠ T rating
➠ #dabi-pov #domestic fluff #sexual tension #hawks gets turned on by karaage batter and makes a mess
It’s the karaage, always the fucking karaage, that makes the birdie go gaga.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
➠ 1,697 words
➠ T rating
➠ #hawks-pov #sexual tension #hawks has questionable tastes #friendly spar turned battle of tongues
How does a hero and villain become friends? With a fight, obviously.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
➠ 1,701 words
➠ T rating
➠ #dabi-pov #sick fic #comfort no hurt #the obligatory freak out from letting your enemy see your weaknesses #yet somehow not hating it
Dabi would very much like to suffer through a bad pain day alone. Too bad the birdie didn’t get the memo.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
➠ 1,191 words
➠ T rating
➠ #hawks-pov #domestic fluff #dabi gives up villainy #house arrest with hawks is just prelude to marriage #don’t piss off your wives gents
Retirement for a villain doesn’t mean his sharpness fades. The same can’t be said for a hero, though.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
➠ 1,012 words
➠ T rating
➠ #hawks-pov #angst #chap267 #plf invasion turned break up #jokes on Dabi though cause hawks is a clingy lover
With a fight with no holds barred. That is, until the very end.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
➠ 1,191 words
➠ T rating
➠ #dabi-pov #no hurt only sappy feelings #more dabi gives up villainy #and his love for attention apparently
➠ Prequel of Whole
Dabi finds public marriage proposals cringy, but Hawks loves them.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
➠ 1,393 words
➠ T rating
➠ #hawks-pov #feelings realization #confused sexual tension #disliking your enemy #while also lusting after your enemy
Hawks attempts to stop Dabi from flirting with him. Dabi uses gentle touch. It’s super effective!
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
➠ 1,407 words
➠ T rating
➠ #hawks-pov #infiltration mission turned personal #personal in finding his own heated pad #cuddles
Dabi’s and Hawks’ relationship and their complicated want and rejection, comfort and terror, around touch.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
➠ 2,178 words
➠ T rating
➠ #hawks-pov #ALL THE ANGST #chap426 #laugh through the pain #or write fanfic like me on Dabi’s canon ending
Nice to see you again. Goodbye. I… [ERROR: Dabi can no longer speak.]
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
➠ 1,181 words
➠ T rating
➠ #hawks-pov #pre-relationship #hawks is shit at feelings #hawks has a giant dakimakura of himself #because of course he does

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
[coming soon]
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
[coming soon]
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
[coming soon]
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
➠ 1,139 words
➠ T rating
➠ #hawks-pov #pre-relationship #complicated feelings and priorities #dabi is a secret five star cook #winning a spy over by his stomach
Hawks has been trained extensively against torture and bribery. Not a late night snack of homemade karaage.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
➠ 2,217 words
➠ T rating
➠ #dabi-pov #night before the plf invasion #calm before the pain #falling for the enemy #dabi is a melancholic drunk #hawks doesn’t get drunk
Drunken confessions should never be taken seriously.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
➠ 1,021 words
➠ T rating
➠ #hawks-pov #domestic fluff #by enemies with benefits #dabihawks being an old married couple #threatening bodily harm over pillows
Hawks has tons of pillows in his house, yet none of them are on the bed. A villain waking up with a stiff neck is equal to poking a hibernating bear.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
[coming soon]
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
[coming soon]
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
[coming soon]
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
[coming soon]
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
➠ 1,281 words
➠ M rating
➠ #hawks-pov #slightly dark #predatory birds are scary #and dabi is a whole feast #plf being forced witnesses to dabihawks foreplay
➠ Trigger WARNING(s): blood, thoughts of cannibalism
Dabi is not the ugly one between them.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
[coming soon]
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
➠ 1,797 words
➠ T rating
➠ #dabi-pov #sequel #domestic fluff #hawks vs todofam #endeavor is a traditionalist oldie #and dabi is his murder son that no one is worthy of
➠ Sequel of Fiance(e)
Cue romcom drama with the soon-to-be in-laws. Water is gonna get thrown on someone!
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
[coming soon]
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
[coming soon]
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
[coming soon]
