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How to ̶F̶l̶i̶r̶t̶ Infiltrate the LoV, Extra Crispy Edition: Steps A-Z

Summary:

Hawks, submitting his report: Here ya go, speedy delivery from me, as always!

HPSC:

HPSC: … Hawks.

HPSC: This is a diary regardless of how we dissect it, and why do you talk about A-class villain Dabi every other sentence? We sent you in to infiltrate, not infiltrate his pants, you know that, right, Hawks? Hawks? Hawks, get the fuck back here!

Or: a collection of unrelated short one-shots centered around our favorite hot wings. See Table of Contents.

Chapter 1: Table of Contents

Summary:

For easy navigation, here’s a list of the prompt ficlets arranged alphabetically. I copied each prompt’s details straight from its chapter summary, so keep an eye out for any WARNING(s) noted there. Otherwise, have fun, binge, and experience the whiplash of emotions across chapters 😉

Notes:

There’s no intended story/time progression across the chapters, though you can assume Dabi and Hawks relationship is in that fuck buddy and/or enemies-to-lovers grey area. Unless I say so, otherwise. This is just me pushing out a bunch of drabbles for my favorite pairing to get out of writer’s block.

Also, I’m pretty sure the Tumblr prompts were intended for cute and fluffy, but y’know me. I choose to write DabiHawks for a reason. My recipe for love can include a few attempted murders.

Chapter Text


 

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

➠ 1,058 words
➠ T rating
#dabi-pov #domestic fluff #sexual tension #hawks gets turned on by karaage batter and makes a mess

It’s the karaage, always the fucking karaage, that makes the birdie go gaga.

 


 

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

➠ 1,697 words
➠ T rating
#hawks-pov #sexual tension #hawks has questionable tastes #friendly spar turned battle of tongues

How does a hero and villain become friends? With a fight, obviously.

 


 

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

➠ 1,701 words
➠ T rating
#dabi-pov #sick fic #comfort no hurt #the obligatory freak out from letting your enemy see your weaknesses #yet somehow not hating it 

Dabi would very much like to suffer through a bad pain day alone. Too bad the birdie didn’t get the memo.

 


 

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

➠ 1,191 words
➠ T rating
#hawks-pov #domestic fluff #dabi gives up villainy #house arrest with hawks is just prelude to marriage #don’t piss off your wives gents

Retirement for a villain doesn’t mean his sharpness fades. The same can’t be said for a hero, though.

 


 

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

➠ 1,012 words
➠ T rating
#hawks-pov #angst #chap267 #plf invasion turned break up #jokes on Dabi though cause hawks is a clingy lover

With a fight with no holds barred. That is, until the very end.

 


 

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

➠ 1,191 words
➠ T rating
#dabi-pov #no hurt only sappy feelings #more dabi gives up villainy #and his love for attention apparently 
➠ Prequel of Whole

Dabi finds public marriage proposals cringy, but Hawks loves them. 

 


 

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

➠ 1,393 words
➠ T rating
#hawks-pov #feelings realization #confused sexual tension #disliking your enemy #while also lusting after your enemy 

Hawks attempts to stop Dabi from flirting with him. Dabi uses gentle touch. It’s super effective!

 


 

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

➠ 1,407 words
➠ T rating
#hawks-pov #infiltration mission turned personal #personal in finding his own heated pad #cuddles

Dabi’s and Hawks’ relationship and their complicated want and rejection, comfort and terror, around touch.

 


 

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

➠ 2,178 words
➠ T rating
#hawks-pov #ALL THE ANGST #chap426 #laugh through the pain #or write fanfic like me on Dabi’s canon ending 

Nice to see you again. Goodbye. I… [ERROR: Dabi can no longer speak.]

 


 

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

➠ 1,181 words
➠ T rating
#hawks-pov #pre-relationship #hawks is shit at feelings #hawks has a giant dakimakura of himself #because of course he does


 

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

[coming soon]

 


 

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

[coming soon]

 


 

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

[coming soon]

 


 

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

➠ 1,139 words
➠ T rating
#hawks-pov #pre-relationship #complicated feelings and priorities #dabi is a secret five star cook #winning a spy over by his stomach 

Hawks has been trained extensively against torture and bribery. Not a late night snack of homemade karaage.

 


 

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

➠ 2,217 words
➠ T rating
#dabi-pov #night before the plf invasion #calm before the pain #falling for the enemy #dabi is a melancholic drunk #hawks doesn’t get drunk 

Drunken confessions should never be taken seriously.

 


 

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

➠ 1,021 words
➠ T rating
#hawks-pov #domestic fluff #by enemies with benefits #dabihawks being an old married couple #threatening bodily harm over pillows 

Hawks has tons of pillows in his house, yet none of them are on the bed. A villain waking up with a stiff neck is equal to poking a hibernating bear.

 


 

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

[coming soon]

 


 

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

[coming soon]

 


 

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

[coming soon]

 


 

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

[coming soon]

 


 

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

➠ 1,281 words
➠ M rating
#hawks-pov #slightly dark #predatory birds are scary #and dabi is a whole feast #plf being forced witnesses to dabihawks foreplay
Trigger WARNING(s): blood, thoughts of cannibalism 

Dabi is not the ugly one between them.

 


 

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

[coming soon]

 


 

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

➠ 1,797 words
➠ T rating
#dabi-pov #sequel #domestic fluff #hawks vs todofam #endeavor is a traditionalist oldie #and dabi is his murder son that no one is worthy of
➠ Sequel of Fiance(e)

Cue romcom drama with the soon-to-be in-laws. Water is gonna get thrown on someone! 

 


 

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

[coming soon]

 


 

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

[coming soon]

 


 

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

[coming soon]