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159°: 𝄆Leap the Moon𝄇
"You know about the rabbit who pounds mochi on the moon?"
"Oh, so you've gone from 'stargazing' to real stargazing? Look, does this have something to do with the mi-ssion? Nooo? Then can it."
"Hey, I'm takin' my brass-given fifteen-minute break."
"Ugh. Fine. Yes I've heard of the stupid story. Who hasn't? You think I didn't have parents to read me storybooks or something?"
"Well, I heard a pretty interesting story recently. You know the early morning rollerblade club? One of 'em read a book lately and was tellin' stories to the other rollers."
"I don't need to hear about your stalking fetish. Cut to the chase."
"There's a rabbit who looks at the moon every night. Gotta be in love with the moon, right? And everyone thinks it's a real tragic story, 'cause the rabbit can't jump that high, no matter how hard it tries. And the rabbit isn't interested in any of the other rabbits around it, just keeps staring at the moon. So everyone thinks it's a tragic love story. Then one day they find out why the rabbit's always gawkin' at the moon. It sees another rabbit on the moon. It thinks that it's gonna be that rabbit someday if it can just jump high enough to get there. It wasn't a love story. Just a cottontail about a basketcase, seein' itself in the stars."
"What, you're so bored of stargazing you've started navelgazing? Break's over. Let's get back to work."
"No rest for the wicked? Guess you've got mochi to pound."
"I'm about to pound your ugly mug if we don't rack up a promotion."
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